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iggysick · 05-14-2011, 04:46 AM

How to use that shit?
I need to wash my stuff and dunno shit how to operate that thing!
Girls! Help me out please.

Klen · 05-14-2011, 05:04 AM

Just get a girl/wife for doing it instead you

iggysick · 05-14-2011, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Just get a girl/wife for doing it instead you

I moved to my own apartment two months ago and now I am running out of clean clothes.

Shit! I didn't know how useful wifes can be!

Sabby · 05-14-2011, 05:18 AM

Hmmmm

I think I need to get me a wife.

Sabby

marlboroack · 05-14-2011, 05:21 AM

I don't have a vagina, but let's see if i can help you out.

Throw your fucking clothes in the machine, find the daturgiant shit. Add as much as you want as long as it fits in the cup. Then crank it on heavy wash... now the dryer is much easier. Just take them out of the washing machine and toss them in the dryer. Throw in one of those little smelly cloth things and dry for 1hr 30min. Then your done.

cam_girls · 05-14-2011, 05:23 AM

if it's digital you click POWER START
and maybe set it to HOT and HIGH WATER
check both taps are on!

if it's a dial you push it in, turn it clockwise to NORMAL LOAD or COLORS and pull it out.

throw the clothes in and pour around half cup of powder first! you can do seperate loads for whites and blacks if you're experienced!

AnimeFevers · 05-14-2011, 05:25 AM

LMAO! just take it to the dry cleaners, you might even find yourself a wife :D

cherrylula · 05-14-2011, 05:55 AM

Just pull the crank and make sure it has fuel. You'll be good to go.

MaDalton · 05-14-2011, 05:57 AM

i just started mine with no issues ;)

iggysick · 05-14-2011, 06:06 AM

There's few buttons so I pushed the most appealing one.
Will report how it goes.

Chosen · 05-14-2011, 06:33 AM

There should be a manual, read it

CurrentlySober · 05-14-2011, 06:39 AM

http://www.ehow.com/how_2063587_use-...g-machine.html

iggysick · 05-14-2011, 07:36 AM

The jeans is done. Now it's underwear turn.
I'll post pics later lol

Coup · 05-14-2011, 07:42 AM

First you call a maid
Second you get drunk

Scott McD · 05-14-2011, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick

There's few buttons so I pushed the most appealing one.
Will report how it goes.

Antonio · 05-14-2011, 08:04 AM

if you don't have a manual, you are screwed

mine has like million and five programs, but I keep the manual / booklet thingy right next to the washing machine

adultchatpay · 05-14-2011, 08:55 AM

google it pal!

cam_girls · 05-14-2011, 02:10 PM

I used to hang my clothes on the line until it rained

LeivaMedia · 05-14-2011, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick

The jeans is done. Now it's underwear turn.
I'll post pics later lol

Did you finish ? lol

cooldude7 · 05-14-2011, 03:03 PM

try and try........

Failed · 05-14-2011, 03:23 PM

Face, meet my palm.

barcodes · 05-14-2011, 11:17 PM

Double trouble · 05-15-2011, 12:35 AM

Just dont throw brick in the machine

cam_girls · 05-15-2011, 01:06 AM

any updates? I've got a bag of dirty laundry myself might have a job for you?

mamaliga · 05-15-2011, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick

How to use that shit?
I need to wash my stuff and dunno shit how to operate that thing!
Girls! Help me out please.

oh damn I can feel your pain. After 1 month i washed the clothes myself manually with soap in the tub like savages i fixed the problem by bringing them to my mom to clean them. After they are dry out i bring them back home

CaptainHowdy · 05-15-2011, 05:51 AM

merina0803 · 05-15-2011, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick

How to use that shit?
I need to wash my stuff and dunno shit how to operate that thing!
Girls! Help me out please.

you don;t know how to use a washing machine?

MaDalton · 05-15-2011, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble

Just dont throw brick in the machine

Internet User · 05-15-2011, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iggysick

How to use that shit?
I need to wash my stuff and dunno shit how to operate that thing!
Girls! Help me out please.

1. load clothes (similar color)
2. put powder soap in
3. press start
4. ???
5. PROFIT

iggysick · 05-16-2011, 02:54 AM

I did managed to wash my shit lol
Actually it is simple lol

camsvipdotcom · 05-16-2011, 10:50 AM

did you RTFM?

CDSmith · 05-16-2011, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Scott McD · 05-16-2011, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble

Just dont throw brick in the machine

Dunno why that made me piss my pants !!

punker barbie · 05-16-2011, 11:32 AM

if you cant figure out how to operate the washer machine please step away from the computer

;)

Tom_PM · 05-16-2011, 11:33 AM

Grasp firmly and hump vigorously until done.

martinsc · 05-16-2011, 11:35 AM

lol, that reminds me of that episode in two and a half man....

wait for the call from the washing machine....

stephane76 · 05-16-2011, 11:39 AM

add a cup of dish washing liquid next time

makes your clothes smell better

TondaB · 05-16-2011, 11:51 AM

Ok Iggy...

What turned pink?

iggysick · 05-17-2011, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TondaB

Ok Iggy...

What turned pink?

Nothing this time. I washed white shit alone and jeans alone.
Now up to colored tshirts

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