Washing machine?
 

How to use that shit?
I need to wash my stuff and dunno shit how to operate that thing!
Girls! Help me out please.

Just get a girl/wife for doing it instead you :)

I moved to my own apartment two months ago and now I am running out of clean clothes. :(
Shit! I didn't know how useful wifes can be! :1orglaugh

Hmmmm

I think I need to get me a wife.


Sabby:)

I don't have a vagina, but let's see if i can help you out.

Throw your fucking clothes in the machine, find the daturgiant shit. Add as much as you want as long as it fits in the cup. Then crank it on heavy wash... now the dryer is much easier. Just take them out of the washing machine and toss them in the dryer. Throw in one of those little smelly cloth things and dry for 1hr 30min. Then your done.

if it's digital you click POWER START
and maybe set it to HOT and HIGH WATER
check both taps are on!

if it's a dial you push it in, turn it clockwise to NORMAL LOAD or COLORS and pull it out.

throw the clothes in and pour around half cup of powder first! you can do seperate loads for whites and blacks if you're experienced!

LMAO! just take it to the dry cleaners, you might even find yourself a wife :D

Just pull the crank and make sure it has fuel. You'll be good to go.

i just started mine with no issues ;)

There's few buttons so I pushed the most appealing one.
Will report how it goes.

There should be a manual, read it :)

The jeans is done. Now it's underwear turn.
I'll post pics later lol

First you call a maid
Second you get drunk

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if you don't have a manual, you are screwed

mine has like million and five programs, but I keep the manual / booklet thingy right next to the washing machine

google it pal!

I used to hang my clothes on the line until it rained

Did you finish ? lol

try and try........

Face, meet my palm.

Just dont throw brick in the machine :1orglaugh

any updates? I've got a bag of dirty laundry myself might have a job for you?

oh damn I can feel your pain. After 1 month i washed the clothes myself manually with soap in the tub like savages i fixed the problem by bringing them to my mom to clean them. After they are dry out i bring them back home :1orglaugh

you don;t know how to use a washing machine? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

1. load clothes (similar color)
2. put powder soap in
3. press start
4. ???
5. PROFIT

I did managed to wash my shit lol
Actually it is simple lol

did you RTFM?

Dunno why that made me piss my pants !! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

if you cant figure out how to operate the washer machine please step away from the computer

;)

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Grasp firmly and hump vigorously until done.

lol, that reminds me of that episode in two and a half man.... :1orglaugh wait for the call from the washing machine.... :)

add a cup of dish washing liquid next time

makes your clothes smell better

Ok Iggy...

What turned pink?

Nothing this time. I washed white shit alone and jeans alone.
Now up to colored tshirts :thumbsup