How ex-cloakroom girl and porn star who married America's richest man went bankrupt - GoFuckYourself.com

LA Crew · 06-25-2011, 09:00 AM

Impressed: Patricia charmed John Kluge by performing a bell-dance for the billionaire television mogul

Among those gazing at her gyrating figure, and breaking into a sweat, is television mogul John Kluge, 60, a married man judged by Forbes magazine to be the richest in America.

As the portly, 5ft 4in émigré German billionaire later told a friend: ?She cooked the dinner and then she did a belly dance on the table, and I said to myself: ?Where have I been all my life?? ?
Her jewellery is gone, too, sold at auction to raise money. Her antiques are also no more, right down to her treasured Chippendale dressing commode, harp and harpsichord which lent such a comfortable though phoney ?old-money? feel to the 45-room house with its pillared library and marble statues.

Some £35 million has been raised, but £30 million is still owed.

This week, as she and her third husband, former IBM executive Bill Mosley, filed for bankruptcy, Patricia, 62, faces an altogether different future.

Even the £4 million house they?ve had to move into ? one of dozens they built on the 6,000-acre estate but failed to sell in the recession ? will be sold from under them to help pay off debts. Who knows, Patricia Kluge might even find herself back in the kind of small flat she used to share in Onslow Gardens, Kensington, in those far-off days when she took a bus to work and day-dreamed of being rich.

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Harmon · 06-25-2011, 09:06 AM

CaptainHowdy · 06-25-2011, 09:10 AM

If you bet on capitalism you will lose ...

Chosen · 06-25-2011, 09:17 AM

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scuba steve · 06-25-2011, 09:32 AM

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haha i love these things

JFK · 06-25-2011, 10:37 AM

interesting story

seeandsee · 06-25-2011, 11:06 AM

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bitch from story dont have money anymore, crazy

Jon · 06-25-2011, 11:15 AM

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If you bet on capitalism you will lose ...

Good thing you're not in the finance industry, because you'd have a shitload of pissed off clients and peers for saying something so foolishly absurd!

This woman was just another idiot married into money and then proceeded to lose it all by trying to be a business person. She was a trophy wife and a very good one at that, she should have just stuck to it. But still, its pretty epic to see that her inner circle didn't even advise her correctly to avoid a lot of the silly and expensive mistakes she made with that Vineyard to retail biz.

Just amusing to see people with so much access and not a bad stack backing them up, can still manage to fuck their shit up by meddling with things they have no business venturing into in the first place lol!

NetHorse · 06-25-2011, 11:18 AM

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If you bet on capitalism you will lose ...

and if you rely on socialism you will always stay exactly where you are.

06-25-2011, 09:00 AM	#1
LA Crew Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: city of angels Posts: 1,356	How ex-cloakroom girl and porn star who married America's richest man went bankrupt Impressed: Patricia charmed John Kluge by performing a bell-dance for the billionaire television mogul Among those gazing at her gyrating figure, and breaking into a sweat, is television mogul John Kluge, 60, a married man judged by Forbes magazine to be the richest in America. As the portly, 5ft 4in émigré German billionaire later told a friend: ?She cooked the dinner and then she did a belly dance on the table, and I said to myself: ?Where have I been all my life?? ? Her jewellery is gone, too, sold at auction to raise money. Her antiques are also no more, right down to her treasured Chippendale dressing commode, harp and harpsichord which lent such a comfortable though phoney ?old-money? feel to the 45-room house with its pillared library and marble statues. Some £35 million has been raised, but £30 million is still owed. This week, as she and her third husband, former IBM executive Bill Mosley, filed for bankruptcy, Patricia, 62, faces an altogether different future. Even the £4 million house they?ve had to move into ? one of dozens they built on the 6,000-acre estate but failed to sell in the recession ? will be sold from under them to help pay off debts. Who knows, Patricia Kluge might even find herself back in the kind of small flat she used to share in Onslow Gardens, Kensington, in those far-off days when she took a bus to work and day-dreamed of being rich. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1QIuEEmDs __________________

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