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brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 08:03 AM

I never liked big birds

A boston man was attacked and sent to the hospital in Somerville by hawks!

Mike Doherty was walking along a path through Tufts University when the birds struck.

The birds clawed at Doherty's face, leaving him with 15 stitches and cuts on his head.

Since the attack, the school has put up a barrier fence and posted signs that warn about a hawks nest built into a fire escape on the side of a campus building.

Doherty is scratched up but says it could have been worse.

The school is now working with Mass fish and wildlife to determine options for safely moving the nest.

L-Pink · 05-10-2011, 08:04 AM

Just black ones.

CaptainHowdy · 05-10-2011, 08:04 AM

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Just black ones.

dyna mo · 05-10-2011, 08:06 AM

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Just black ones.

well played.

alias · 05-10-2011, 08:07 AM

I thought some pics might brighten up your thread.

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 08:13 AM

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Just black ones.

color blind?

alias · 05-10-2011, 08:16 AM

The origin of "Mike Hawk".

L-Pink · 05-10-2011, 08:21 AM

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color blind?

Na, I had a girlfriend with a big parrot that would bite the shit out of anyone but her. And you never knew when. Plus most wild birds carry mites. Nasty.

CurrentlySober · 05-10-2011, 08:23 AM

I cant afford any birds, to be afraid of...

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 08:36 AM

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Na, I had a girlfriend with a big parrot that would bite the shit out of anyone but her. And you never knew when. Plus most wild birds carry mites. Nasty.

you put your hand up to him

i caught a quail chick when i was young in a paper bag. I tried to touch him and he bit the shit out of my finger.

ill never forget it.

barcodes · 05-10-2011, 08:41 AM

ShellyCrash · 05-10-2011, 08:45 AM

Birds are pretty amazing, they are alot smarter than we really understand and give them credit for.

Not just parrots, but crows have been shown to remember people and faces for years. Almost makes you wonder what this guy did to set the bird off, ha ha.

alexchechs · 05-10-2011, 08:46 AM

Birds suck... can't stand them

96ukssob · 05-10-2011, 08:48 AM

when i was a kid, I had a dog that ate a birds nest and the birds started attacking my dog. i was swinging at them with a bat while the dog was eating them... which is how that moron goes into this predicament in the first place

Grapesoda · 05-10-2011, 08:54 AM

CyberHustler · 05-10-2011, 09:04 AM

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alias · 05-10-2011, 09:07 AM

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Birds are pretty amazing, they are alot smarter than we really understand and give them credit for.

Not just parrots, but crows have been shown to remember people and faces for years. Almost makes you wonder what this guy did to set the bird off, ha ha.

Interesting, but see how the caging takes it's toll. The birds sometimes are too smart to be lab rats and turn to plucking out their own feathers and other stress based behavior.

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 09:08 AM

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that's scary

Coup · 05-10-2011, 09:09 AM

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haha. menacing.

cooldude7 · 05-10-2011, 11:33 AM

not all birds only angry birds.

Intrinsic · 05-10-2011, 11:40 AM

Fuck the fish and wildlife dept

if that happened to me i'd leave the hospital and molotov cocktail that shit

Markul · 05-10-2011, 12:14 PM

Yea I had a colleague once that literally sprinted away from birds... I always laughed my ass off when he did that. I mean birds? wtf

barcodes · 05-10-2011, 12:22 PM

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not all birds only angry birds.

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 12:29 PM

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Fuck the fish and wildlife dept

if that happened to me i'd leave the hospital and molotov cocktail that shit

me too you guys might see me on tv.

man with a gun kills hawks and eats the chicks

beerptrol · 05-10-2011, 12:58 PM

only after the car has been washed and waxed

Scott McD · 05-10-2011, 01:01 PM

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That burd at the front makes me laugh!

camperjohn64 · 05-10-2011, 02:57 PM

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Just black ones.

I hear they steal your TV too.

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 03:03 PM

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I hear they steal your TV too.

where the hell do you live middle earth?

WebairGerard · 05-10-2011, 03:38 PM

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That seagull in the foreground looks like he is ready to kick ass!

garce · 05-10-2011, 04:03 PM

I love birds. I still get a bit upset when my cats (2) and dogs (4 of 'em) leave carcasses scattered over the yard. At least they haven't gotten any Cardinals or Blue Jays, but the Mourning Dove, Sparrow, and Robin populations drop drastically every summer.

BTW, my Jack Russell and Chihauhau kill more birds, mice and squirrels than my cats can ever dream of killing.

P.S. There's a boyfriend bucks banner flashing man cock while I'm trying to type. Distracting...

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 04:40 PM

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P.S. There's a boyfriend bucks banner flashing man cock while I'm trying to type. Distracting...

yeah its been flashing

TurboAngel · 05-10-2011, 04:53 PM

I had my door open the other day and one few into my house

I called my b/f and all I could do was scream. Thank goodness he came over and got him out, the rest of the day every time I saw a bird I moved away fast. LOL

brassmonkey · 05-10-2011, 06:26 PM

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I had my door open the other day and one few into my house

I called my b/f and all I could do was scream. Thank goodness he came over and got him out, the rest of the day every time I saw a bird I moved away fast. LOL

what kind?

it wasn't a sparrow was it?

Spunky · 05-10-2011, 06:28 PM

I want to be an Eagle in the afterlife

L-Pink · 05-10-2011, 06:31 PM

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you put your hand up to him

She would insist I put my hand/arm out then put the bird on it. He would sit there for a few minutes looking cute and adorable then suddenly bite the shit out of me. Every fucking time. (he was green btw)

.

barcodes · 05-10-2011, 06:33 PM

My mom called the other day and said an Eagle around her neighborhood snatched a baby dog or cat. Googled it and I guess they can carry like 4 or so lbs. Nuts

pornmasta · 05-11-2011, 03:01 AM

buildingfutures · 05-11-2011, 03:18 AM

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Hahaha

But no, I'm not.

The only time I've been terrified of an animal was during a desert camping trip and there were wild wolves outside of our tent. That definitely made me freak out.

Shey · 05-11-2011, 04:43 AM

I'm just afraid of small peckers!

czarina · 05-11-2011, 05:13 AM

ouch, poor guy! Hawks can be very mean, we had one get into our chicken coup (years back when we had a small ranch), and he ate all the baby chickens but one, and killed several hens

TurboAngel · 05-11-2011, 06:32 AM

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what kind?

it wasn't a sparrow was it?

I'm not sure what kind it was, we have a bunch of them they are dark and light redish in the chest. My cat had the same kind of bird on the front porch I felt soooo bad as he/she was not dead and I could kill him.

Ace_luffy · 05-11-2011, 06:37 AM

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	I love birds. I still get a bit upset when my cats (2) and dogs (4 of 'em) leave carcasses scattered over the yard. At least they haven't gotten any Cardinals or Blue Jays, but the Mourning Dove, Sparrow, and Robin populations drop drastically every summer. BTW, my Jack Russell and Chihauhau kill more birds, mice and squirrels than my cats can ever dream of killing. P.S. There's a boyfriend bucks banner flashing man cock while I'm trying to type. Distracting...

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