You afraid of birds?
 

I never liked big birds :helpme

Just black ones.

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well played.

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I thought some pics might brighten up your thread.

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The origin of "Mike Hawk".

Na, I had a girlfriend with a big parrot that would bite the shit out of anyone but her. And you never knew when. Plus most wild birds carry mites. Nasty.

I cant afford any birds, to be afraid of...

you put your hand up to him :helpme :1orglaugh i caught a quail chick when i was young in a paper bag. I tried to touch him and he bit the shit out of my finger. :1orglaugh ill never forget it.

Birds are pretty amazing, they are alot smarter than we really understand and give them credit for.

Not just parrots, but crows have been shown to remember people and faces for years. Almost makes you wonder what this guy did to set the bird off, ha ha.

Birds suck... can't stand them

when i was a kid, I had a dog that ate a birds nest and the birds started attacking my dog. i was swinging at them with a bat while the dog was eating them... which is how that moron goes into this predicament in the first place :1orglaugh

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Interesting, but see how the caging takes it's toll. The birds sometimes are too smart to be lab rats and turn to plucking out their own feathers and other stress based behavior.

:helpme :( that's scary

haha. menacing.

not all birds only angry birds.

Fuck the fish and wildlife dept

if that happened to me i'd leave the hospital and molotov cocktail that shit

Yea I had a colleague once that literally sprinted away from birds... I always laughed my ass off when he did that. I mean birds? wtf

me too you guys might see me on tv. :helpme man with a gun kills hawks and eats the chicks :1orglaugh

only after the car has been washed and waxed

That burd at the front makes me laugh! :1orglaugh

I hear they steal your TV too.

where the hell do you live middle earth? :1orglaugh :helpme

That seagull in the foreground looks like he is ready to kick ass! :1orglaugh

I love birds. I still get a bit upset when my cats (2) and dogs (4 of 'em) leave carcasses scattered over the yard. At least they haven't gotten any Cardinals or Blue Jays, but the Mourning Dove, Sparrow, and Robin populations drop drastically every summer.

BTW, my Jack Russell and Chihauhau kill more birds, mice and squirrels than my cats can ever dream of killing.

P.S. There's a boyfriend bucks banner flashing man cock while I'm trying to type. Distracting...

:1orglaugh yeah its been flashing :helpme

I had my door open the other day and one few into my house :helpme I called my b/f and all I could do was scream. Thank goodness he came over and got him out, the rest of the day every time I saw a bird I moved away fast. LOL

what kind? :helpme it wasn't a sparrow was it? :1orglaugh

I want to be an Eagle in the afterlife

She would insist I put my hand/arm out then put the bird on it. He would sit there for a few minutes looking cute and adorable then suddenly bite the shit out of me. Every fucking time. (he was green btw)


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My mom called the other day and said an Eagle around her neighborhood snatched a baby dog or cat. Googled it and I guess they can carry like 4 or so lbs. Nuts

Hahaha

But no, I'm not.

The only time I've been terrified of an animal was during a desert camping trip and there were wild wolves outside of our tent. That definitely made me freak out.

I'm just afraid of small peckers!

ouch, poor guy! Hawks can be very mean, we had one get into our chicken coup (years back when we had a small ranch), and he ate all the baby chickens but one, and killed several hens

I'm not sure what kind it was, we have a bunch of them they are dark and light redish in the chest. My cat had the same kind of bird on the front porch I felt soooo bad as he/she was not dead and I could kill him.:(

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