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Old 07-11-2011, 08:16 PM   #1
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Check out the size of this saltwater croc

I wouldn't like to handfeed this 5.5M (18foot) salty.




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I wasn't expecting anything like this. I couldn't believe how close it got to us. If you put your hand out, you would've touched it,? Ms Bridgeford told the Northern Territory News.
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:18 PM   #2
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Speaking of "hand-feeding"
is it just me or is Salty missing a whole right arm...?

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Old 07-11-2011, 08:18 PM   #3
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What a cute little guy. Is he missing a leg?
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Old 07-11-2011, 08:25 PM   #4
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What a cute little guy. Is he missing a leg?
Yea, and if this mother is 5.5 metres, imagine the size of the SOB that chewed its leg off!
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:07 PM   #5
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Speaking of "hand-feeding"
is it just me or is Salty missing a whole right arm...?

He certainly is, apparently he had a fight with a shark lol wonder what it is missing.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:15 PM   #6
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So are they dangling some meat there and it's in mid-jump trying to get it?
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:17 PM   #7
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tourists crack me up, what a bunch of douches.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:19 PM   #8
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:22 PM   #9
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:03 PM   #10
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A couple of those tourists are actually a millisecond from death, if that croc decides he sees something yummier than the chicken.

Wow.
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:06 PM   #11
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So are they dangling some meat there and it's in mid-jump trying to get it?
Ya its what they do to get the crocs to jump or lunge out of the water, something that size would only have to turn its head slightly to pull someone into the water ay.
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Old 07-11-2011, 10:21 PM   #12
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cute little guy, give him a pet under his chin
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:19 PM   #13
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The largest crocodilians on Earth, saltwater crocs, or "salties," are excellent swimmers and have often been spotted far out at sea.





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Average life span in the wild:70 years
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Did you know?In April 2007, an inadequately sedated saltwater crocodile at a Taiwanese zoo bit a veterinarian's forearm off. After seven hours of surgery, the appendage was successfully reattached.
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Old 07-11-2011, 11:20 PM   #14
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Here is a picture of me bravely riding a saltwater croc:

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Old 07-12-2011, 12:16 AM   #15
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I've done a lot of dumb things in my days but not once have I tried to play with a man eating monster that was bigger than my boat.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:39 AM   #16
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Ah that old bugger has seen some battles. He's most likely not interested in fucking with a human. They've been the ones keeping him alive. Cool pic tho.
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Old 07-12-2011, 03:41 AM   #17
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Looks like something out of that movie, what's it called again?
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Old 07-12-2011, 03:49 AM   #18
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Makes me home sick, I lived in the NT for 11 years before moving to Europe...
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:20 AM   #19
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:35 AM   #20
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Old 07-12-2011, 05:35 AM   #21
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tourists got their money's worth on that boat ride
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:11 AM   #22
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Looks like something out of that movie, what's it called again?
Not Rouge?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479528/
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:21 AM   #23
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tourists crack me up, what a bunch of douches.
so you don't travel ever? Sad...
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pretty bad chop IMO.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:33 AM   #25
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I wouldn't want to be in that boat, let alone next to that fucking thing, he's only a couple of feet away from mauling you into a new person.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:41 AM   #27
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pretty bad chop IMO.
its not a photoshop dude....
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:56 AM   #28
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pretty bad chop IMO.
was thinking the same, dont look like real
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Here is the story if you want to read it....

5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises

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I wouldn't want to be in that boat, let alone next to that fucking thing, he's only a couple of feet away from mauling you into a new person.
What happened to this guys nose?
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What happened to this guys nose?
The pic is called Chimp Attack Victim, so I assume he got mauled by a chimp.
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Damn that is a big croc!
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Wow, I never knew crocs could be friendly like that. I thought they all were on attack mode 24/7. Even the crocs at the Steve Irwin Zoo would always go after him if he came too close.

Did this dude raise it as a baby and just get plain lucky or what? Definitely a matter of time till this the croc bites him, lol
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