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Darkhorse 07-11-2011 08:16 PM

Check out the size of this saltwater croc
 
I wouldn't like to handfeed this 5.5M (18foot) salty.


http://resources2.news.com.au/images...roc-brutus.jpg

Quote:

I wasn't expecting anything like this. I couldn't believe how close it got to us. If you put your hand out, you would've touched it,? Ms Bridgeford told the Northern Territory News.
full story: http://www.news.com.au/travel/austra...-1226092924868

S P A N N O W 07-11-2011 08:18 PM


Speaking of "hand-feeding"
is it just me or is Salty missing a whole right arm...?


L-Pink 07-11-2011 08:18 PM

What a cute little guy. Is he missing a leg?

Fornicating 07-11-2011 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18275376)
What a cute little guy. Is he missing a leg?

Yea, and if this mother is 5.5 metres, imagine the size of the SOB that chewed its leg off! :)

Darkhorse 07-11-2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W (Post 18275375)

Speaking of "hand-feeding"
is it just me or is Salty missing a whole right arm...?


He certainly is, apparently he had a fight with a shark lol wonder what it is missing.

D Ghost 07-11-2011 09:15 PM

So are they dangling some meat there and it's in mid-jump trying to get it?

amateurbfs 07-11-2011 09:17 PM

tourists crack me up, what a bunch of douches.

PornStarToys 07-11-2011 09:19 PM

Aww, he only wants to be hugged.

Spunky 07-11-2011 09:22 PM

Damn,he would make a lot of boots!

bronco67 07-11-2011 10:03 PM

A couple of those tourists are actually a millisecond from death, if that croc decides he sees something yummier than the chicken.

Wow.

Darkhorse 07-11-2011 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 18275414)
So are they dangling some meat there and it's in mid-jump trying to get it?

Ya its what they do to get the crocs to jump or lunge out of the water, something that size would only have to turn its head slightly to pull someone into the water ay.

96ukssob 07-11-2011 10:21 PM

cute little guy, give him a pet under his chin :winkwink:

ToBad 07-11-2011 11:19 PM

The largest crocodilians on Earth, saltwater crocs, or "salties," are excellent swimmers and have often been spotted far out at sea.





Fast Facts
Type:Reptile
Diet:Carnivore
Average life span in the wild:70 years
Size:17 ft (5 m)
Weight:1,000 lbs (450 kg)
Group name:Bask (on land) or float (in water)
Did you know?In April 2007, an inadequately sedated saltwater crocodile at a Taiwanese zoo bit a veterinarian's forearm off. After seven hours of surgery, the appendage was successfully reattached.
Size relative to a 6-ft (2-m) man:

PornStarToys 07-11-2011 11:20 PM

Here is a picture of me bravely riding a saltwater croc:

http://www.ultimatejourney.com/Q.NormantonCroc.jpg

DWB 07-12-2011 12:16 AM

I've done a lot of dumb things in my days but not once have I tried to play with a man eating monster that was bigger than my boat.

Martin 07-12-2011 12:39 AM

Ah that old bugger has seen some battles. He's most likely not interested in fucking with a human. They've been the ones keeping him alive. Cool pic tho.

The Duck 07-12-2011 03:41 AM

Looks like something out of that movie, what's it called again?

sponsorpimp 07-12-2011 03:49 AM

Makes me home sick, I lived in the NT for 11 years before moving to Europe...

Aleksandr 07-12-2011 04:20 AM

Wtfffawk!

Emil 07-12-2011 04:35 AM


gmr324 07-12-2011 05:35 AM

tourists got their money's worth on that boat ride

Darkhorse 07-12-2011 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck (Post 18275748)
Looks like something out of that movie, what's it called again?

Not Rouge?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479528/

PR_Glen 07-12-2011 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 18275417)
tourists crack me up, what a bunch of douches.

so you don't travel ever? Sad...

vsex 07-12-2011 06:23 AM

pretty bad chop IMO.

adultchatpay 07-12-2011 06:33 AM

one huge meat

Mike Honcho 07-12-2011 06:46 AM

I wouldn't want to be in that boat, let alone next to that fucking thing, he's only a couple of feet away from mauling you into a new person.
http://kentbeatty.com/wp-content/upl...tackvictim.jpg

Darkhorse 07-12-2011 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex (Post 18276024)
pretty bad chop IMO.

its not a photoshop dude....

seeandsee 07-12-2011 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vsex (Post 18276024)
pretty bad chop IMO.

was thinking the same, dont look like real:disgust

sponsorpimp 07-12-2011 12:06 PM

Here is the story if you want to read it....

5.5m saltwater croc Brutus photographed on Adelaide River Jumping Croc Cruises

Read more:

marlboroack 07-12-2011 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 18276078)
I wouldn't want to be in that boat, let alone next to that fucking thing, he's only a couple of feet away from mauling you into a new person.
http://kentbeatty.com/wp-content/upl...tackvictim.jpg

What happened to this guys nose? :(

PornStarToys 07-12-2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18277320)
What happened to this guys nose? :(

The pic is called Chimp Attack Victim, so I assume he got mauled by a chimp.

u-Bob 07-12-2011 01:30 PM

I'd eat it :)

thickcash_amo 07-12-2011 03:22 PM

Damn that is a big croc!

cherrylula 07-12-2011 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18275811)

amazing intelligent creatures they are! cute video

uno 07-12-2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhorse (Post 18275997)

Rogue was better than Avatar and Clash of the Titans. :2 cents:

Chosen 07-12-2011 04:35 PM

Big one :pimp

Meloman 07-12-2011 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18275811)

Wow, I never knew crocs could be friendly like that. I thought they all were on attack mode 24/7. Even the crocs at the Steve Irwin Zoo would always go after him if he came too close.

Did this dude raise it as a baby and just get plain lucky or what? Definitely a matter of time till this the croc bites him, lol

John-ACWM 07-13-2011 03:25 AM

Big fellow.

babymaker 07-13-2011 03:45 AM

Not something i want to swim with :)


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