Jerry Springer considering U.S. Senate Run - GoFuckYourself.com

EscortBiz · 01-23-2003, 04:39 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/....ap/index.html

And for those lazy to click:

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) --Talk show host Jerry Springer has a secret of his own to share: He's considering running for the U.S. Senate next year.

Springer, a Democrat, said he'll decide by summer whether to challenge George Voinovich, a Republican who has said he'll run for a second term in 2004.

He acknowledged that his nationally syndicated "Jerry Springer Show" could work against him. Guests divulge their intimate secrets -- and frequently strip down to their intimate apparel -- on episodes with titles like "Your Lover Is Mine!" and "Explosive Betrayals!"

"There are pluses and minuses," Springer said. "The plus is that I'm known by everybody. The minus is that I'm known by everybody."

Springer figures it would take $20 million to beat Voinovich and as much as $5 million to win a Democratic primary.

"I have the resources," the 59-year-old millionaire said Wednesday night before speaking at the winter meeting of the Ohio Democratic Party Chairs Association.

Springer is a former Cincinnati mayor and councilman who lost the Democratic primary for governor in 1982 and considered running for the Senate in 2000. He said he also may run for Cincinnati mayor in 2005 or governor in 2006.

"I want to be helpful in rebuilding the party," he said. "Whether I have to be a candidate is a totally separate issue. ... I don't need a job."

asuna · 01-23-2003, 04:41 PM

he'll win, its jerry, duh

TheFLY · 01-23-2003, 04:41 PM

My sign will say, "Sprung for Springer"

gothweb · 01-23-2003, 04:44 PM

Point the first: If he runs, he will probably win. Because people are stupid, and name recognition makes a difference. (Also, he will take the white-trash vote away from his republical opponent.)

Point the second: I remember a time when the press went nuts when they found out about candidated with scandals. With Jerry, his prostitute problem has already been made public. I wonder what the scandal would be like if it weren't a secret?

Point the third: This makes me very sad.

Gutterboy · 01-23-2003, 04:45 PM

He should go for it. Imagine being beaten by Jerry Springer for a Senate seat tho.. the poor schmuck would probably hang himself.

TheFLY · 01-23-2003, 04:48 PM

Trailer trash don't vote... they are busy writing bad checks at Walmart...

gothweb · 01-23-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
Trailer trash don't vote... they are busy writing bad checks at Walmart...

They *must* vote. There aren't enough rich people to get the Republicans such a majority, unless stupid people also vote for them.

(Did I say that? My bad.)

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EscortBiz · 01-23-2003, 04:53 PM

I want to see him win

Naughty · 01-23-2003, 04:54 PM

He used to be mayor too right?

Naughty · 01-23-2003, 05:12 PM

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Rodent · 01-23-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
He should go for it. Imagine being beaten by Jerry Springer for a Senate seat tho.. the poor schmuck would probably hang himself.

Not sure if that would be worse than getting beat by Jessie Ventura in minnesota who is a total dipshit.

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Gutterboy · 01-23-2003, 06:19 PM

Someone tell Jerry he need to check hisself 'fo he wreck hisself.

gothweb · 01-23-2003, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
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