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EscortBiz 01-23-2003 04:39 PM

Jerry Springer considering U.S. Senate Run
 
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/....ap/index.html

And for those lazy to click:

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) --Talk show host Jerry Springer has a secret of his own to share: He's considering running for the U.S. Senate next year.

Springer, a Democrat, said he'll decide by summer whether to challenge George Voinovich, a Republican who has said he'll run for a second term in 2004.

He acknowledged that his nationally syndicated "Jerry Springer Show" could work against him. Guests divulge their intimate secrets -- and frequently strip down to their intimate apparel -- on episodes with titles like "Your Lover Is Mine!" and "Explosive Betrayals!"

"There are pluses and minuses," Springer said. "The plus is that I'm known by everybody. The minus is that I'm known by everybody."

Springer figures it would take $20 million to beat Voinovich and as much as $5 million to win a Democratic primary.

"I have the resources," the 59-year-old millionaire said Wednesday night before speaking at the winter meeting of the Ohio Democratic Party Chairs Association.

Springer is a former Cincinnati mayor and councilman who lost the Democratic primary for governor in 1982 and considered running for the Senate in 2000. He said he also may run for Cincinnati mayor in 2005 or governor in 2006.

"I want to be helpful in rebuilding the party," he said. "Whether I have to be a candidate is a totally separate issue. ... I don't need a job."

asuna 01-23-2003 04:41 PM

he'll win, its jerry, duh

TheFLY 01-23-2003 04:41 PM

My sign will say, "Sprung for Springer"

gothweb 01-23-2003 04:44 PM

Point the first: If he runs, he will probably win. Because people are stupid, and name recognition makes a difference. (Also, he will take the white-trash vote away from his republical opponent.)

Point the second: I remember a time when the press went nuts when they found out about candidated with scandals. With Jerry, his prostitute problem has already been made public. I wonder what the scandal would be like if it weren't a secret?

Point the third: This makes me very sad.

Gutterboy 01-23-2003 04:45 PM

He should go for it. Imagine being beaten by Jerry Springer for a Senate seat tho.. the poor schmuck would probably hang himself.

TheFLY 01-23-2003 04:48 PM

Trailer trash don't vote... they are busy writing bad checks at Walmart...

gothweb 01-23-2003 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Trailer trash don't vote... they are busy writing bad checks at Walmart...
They *must* vote. There aren't enough rich people to get the Republicans such a majority, unless stupid people also vote for them.

(Did I say that? My bad.)

Brent 01-23-2003 04:52 PM

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EscortBiz 01-23-2003 04:53 PM

I want to see him win

Naughty 01-23-2003 04:54 PM

He used to be mayor too right?

Naughty 01-23-2003 05:12 PM

LMAO .. he is actually on here right now, one of the only things on TV at night (1 AM - 2 AM)


"I (a girl) am falling in love with my sister ... it all started when i was a prostitute and my sister joined me cause of the money I made .. this guy wanted us to have sex together and since then I have these feelings"


oh my god .. classic stuff .... bringing out the clueless angry black boyfriend now. I bet the sister shags the boyfriend.

And DAMN are these bitches ugly.



My grandmom is the best, she's 86 and she loves that show more than anybody I know:1orglaugh

Rodent 01-23-2003 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy
He should go for it. Imagine being beaten by Jerry Springer for a Senate seat tho.. the poor schmuck would probably hang himself.
Not sure if that would be worse than getting beat by Jessie Ventura in minnesota who is a total dipshit.

mailman 01-23-2003 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent
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Gutterboy 01-23-2003 06:19 PM

Someone tell Jerry he need to check hisself 'fo he wreck hisself.

gothweb 01-23-2003 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty
"I (a girl) am falling in love with my sister ... it all started when i was a prostitute and my sister joined me cause of the money I made .. this guy wanted us to have sex together and since then I have these feelings"
Sounds like they hired some writers who also do gallery text. :1orglaugh


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