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loreen · 04-29-2011, 11:29 AM

And how old were you?

I remember being around 2 (my mother was still pushing me in a stroller), I was watching the linden trees passing by and listening to the birds. Very strange memory, but beautiful

harvey · 04-29-2011, 11:31 AM

When I said "Let there be light" and there was light

the rest is history

magicmike · 04-29-2011, 11:43 AM

I remember being around 3 or 4 a couple times, once at xmas, and one other random day.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2011, 11:44 AM

I remember eating spinach when I was 3, because I wanted to be like Popeye.
And I remember getting my first gun at age 6.

PR_Glen · 04-29-2011, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by magicmike

I remember being around 3 or 4 a couple times, once at xmas, and one other random day.

i recall us fighting over a sweet plastic sword at your place around that age... I think we got separated... hehe

Agent 488 · 04-29-2011, 11:52 AM

bombs falling ... rapes ... screams ... : (

seeandsee · 04-29-2011, 11:54 AM

I remember taking bath with maybe 3 or 4 years

Rochard · 04-29-2011, 11:55 AM

Are they real memories or memories from pictures?

My first memory is living in a Bound Brook New Jersey, playing with a Tonka Truck, and then us moving.

ottopottomouse · 04-29-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Are they real memories or memories from pictures?

I have a memory OF a picture

Used to have photos as slides and i can remember one of me sticking my head out of a train window.

Earliest real memory is of collecting a puppy in a blanket - no idea how old I was without asking my parents.

Tom_PM · 04-29-2011, 12:14 PM

Vague memory of me and my 4 brothers having to sleep on a relatives floor because we had to flee a incoming hurricane. I also remember my great granddads funeral when I was a toddler.

PR_Glen · 04-29-2011, 12:15 PM

my memory is a bit freakish... i recall moments even around the age of two, recall conversations/discussions I've had as a kid, remember all the names of everyone i was in kindergarten with (even the ones that left after that year) even remember my first phone number...

haven't found much use for it but it's in there all the same

czarina · 04-29-2011, 12:20 PM

very first memory: going into my mom's bedroom and finding lots of party hats on her bed, for my 1st birthday.
after that: my grandpa taking me on his cart to get grass for his rabbits. I was 3 or so.

bignasty · 04-29-2011, 12:25 PM

My oldest memory was I was in the hospital around 2-3 years old. I remember crawling of the floors and playing. It was one of those of dark, dreary, drab hospitals, and the kids floor had a lot of toys.

SleazyDream · 04-29-2011, 12:33 PM

about age 3 in an outside playpen

Evil Chris · 04-29-2011, 12:35 PM

I remember my birthday party at age 2.

Phoenix · 04-29-2011, 12:36 PM

i can remember being outside an apartment building, and locked out..and trying to get in

not sure how old i was

Phoenix · 04-29-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

my memory is a bit freakish... i recall moments even around the age of two, recall conversations/discussions I've had as a kid, remember all the names of everyone i was in kindergarten with (even the ones that left after that year) even remember my first phone number...

haven't found much use for it but it's in there all the same

i have a cure for you

start smoking weed

push all that stuff right out of your head

pornguy · 04-29-2011, 12:44 PM

Tight.. cant breath.. pink. BLINDING LIGHT!

DWB · 04-29-2011, 12:47 PM

1974, I was 2 years old. I watched a tornado rip apart Xena, Ohio (from a distance) from the porch of our house.

I remember it in black and white.

CaptainHowdy · 04-29-2011, 12:48 PM

I subscribe the freudian cause ... any childhood memory it's essentially false.

CurrentlySober · 04-29-2011, 12:52 PM

Earliest clear memory, that I can factually date:

6 Years old - Was my birthday - Before the party in the afternoon, my mum had taken me to the store for last min food shopping. I was able to stand on tip toe and see into the chest freezers. I remember thinking that I was a big boy now I was 6, cause I could see into the freezers without getting 'picked up'

96ukssob · 04-29-2011, 12:56 PM

normally I dont read what most people write past the first few replies, but in this thread Im interested

When I was younger, about 6 or so, I was in a pretty bad car accident and truthfully, even when I was younger in my teens I couldnt really remember anything before that event

SIK · 04-29-2011, 01:02 PM

shaking hands with the doctor after my birth and introducing myself, I cried too but that was just to follow the protocol

LAJ · 04-29-2011, 01:18 PM

I remember climbing into my crib when I was about 2 1/2. My parents were both in grad school at the time and couldn't afford a bed for me yet lol. I remember I had a beach ball I liked to play with... and I recall my mom blowing it up and motioning for me to climb into my crib for a nap. Holy fuck that was 1971.

Kiopa_Matt · 04-29-2011, 01:19 PM

My mom waking me up one time, and almost immediately throwing me into the car.

Later on I found out it we were actually going on a family vacation, and my parents forgot about me while I was sleeping. I guess they got about 20kms out of town before they realized I wasn't in the car. My own fault for being the 3rd born I guess.

PR_Glen · 04-29-2011, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i have a cure for you

start smoking weed

push all that stuff right out of your head

haha nice

brassmonkey · 04-29-2011, 01:24 PM

climbing out of my crib in the middle of the night.

Vick! · 04-29-2011, 02:19 PM

I remember being fed milk by bottle when I was 2 or 3. I also remember my first day at school, I was younger than 4 at that time. I remember a lot from my childhood.

brassmonkey · 04-29-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

I remember being fed milk by bottle when I was 2 or 3.

was that months or years

Vick! · 04-29-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

was that months or years

years lol

candyflip · 04-29-2011, 02:36 PM

Seeing the Superman movie holding my baby sister. I was just over two years.

The next earliest one would have been a few months later being wheeled into the operating room for surgery.

I still remember both very vividly and can recall specifics that my parents remembered as well.

candyflip · 04-29-2011, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

my memory is a bit freakish... i recall moments even around the age of two, recall conversations/discussions I've had as a kid, remember all the names of everyone i was in kindergarten with (even the ones that left after that year) even remember my first phone number...

haven't found much use for it but it's in there all the same

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i have a cure for you

start smoking weed

push all that stuff right out of your head

I have the same ability. My brain is a sponge.

And I consider myself a marijuana connoisseur.

So there goes that theory.

camperjohn64 · 04-29-2011, 02:48 PM

I have a memory of my first day in the hospital hovering over myself, and saying "That one - That's the one I want".

I always thought it was just a made-up-memory or dream, but one day I told my mother about it and she confirmed that some of the details were spot-on correct.

Spunky · 04-29-2011, 06:03 PM

I can't remember what I had for dinner last night

Failed · 04-29-2011, 06:07 PM

At three years old I came running into the kitchen, trying to run right up next to my mom at the counter, just as she was opening a drawer and the metal handle smacked me right above my eye. I still have the scar today. Awesome first memory, lol.

AnimeFevers · 04-29-2011, 06:37 PM

I remember when I was chosen out of the entire school to be the groom for some fake wedding, me and a random girl got married

I remember cutting the big cake with "wifey", there was one of those figures on the cake of the bride and groom that we shared. I also remember when the photographers were taking pictures me and my cousins stuck our middle fingers up at them. I need to go look for those pictures now lol.

must have been 5 or something...

ArsewithClass · 04-30-2011, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Are they real memories or memories from pictures?

My first memory is living in a Bound Brook New Jersey, playing with a Tonka Truck, and then us moving.

Definatly no pictures from flying along as sperm, boy that was fun, finding that egg

On an honest basis, I remember first school days, choreography for gym & dance, playing the violin for the school band & playing the part of a wizard in a school play at the age of 4. I also remember driving with my fathers lorries again at about 4 maybe 5 and everything above.

loreen · 04-30-2011, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Are they real memories or memories from pictures?

Real, I remember the sound of the birds and the warm breezy air

My mom still doesn't believe I remember that

Barry-xlovecam · 04-30-2011, 10:31 AM

Not my first memories ? was 2 or 3 years old.
However, I do remember getting in trouble for pulling Patti G's swimming bottoms down when I was in the wading pool I was 4 ?
Hey, her PP was weird,

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brassmonkey · 04-30-2011, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

years lol

3 years old drinking a bottle? wow my son was around that age he went re violent

when we took away the botella de leche

cooldude7 · 04-30-2011, 12:05 PM

my earliest memory was ddr2 i gueess 3 gb with 1066 mhz if i m not wrong.,

Paul Markham · 04-30-2011, 12:22 PM

My Father was in the belt business when all ladies dresses came with a belt in the same fabric. Like this.

My Mother worked at home, gluing the fabric to the card strip and she threw a ball of dried glue into the fire, needed the fire brigade to come and put it out.

Also wheeling a pram around the streets collecting paper to take it to the mills and get some money for it. Plus playing in bomb damaged houses.

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