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04-12-2011, 09:17 PM
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Guess my boy's growing up.
I bought a new imac last week, and due to some time constraints I hadn't set up user accounts, or parental controls yet...
Today I open my browser and find some interesting links in my top sites ( I clear my browser history each and every day to prevent them finding anything I may have been on by accident ) ... at a time when I was clearly sleeping. One of my sons was home sick today, so I started asking him about these links that were in my history.... and he was denying it like crazy, so I bring him to the computer and show him the time stamps and links... and he still denies it LOL. I explain to my son, that he knows what I do for a living ( computer programmer of course ) and that there's a good chance I know how my computer works, and that it's very unlikely that magic links showed up in the history.... Seems something went majorly wrong between searching for "call of duty quick scoping tips" and "best modern warfare videos" LOL... Poor kid.. I mean I remember getting caught with a porn mag as a kid, but my parents never had a play by play like we do now thanks to browser history. The interesting part is , that my 13 year old boy knew to check PORN HUB for porn, after 2 quick searches on youtube for "big boob asian girls" After a nice hug, and a quick chat to let him know I'm not upset with him, and that I just don't want him learning about sex from the internet, it's a dirty dirty place... he's still to embarrassed to admit it was him, and that it must be "magic" that those links appeared in my history today  As upset as I was that his first experience with porn was a video on porn hub, can't help but feel a little pride that my boy's growing up... boys will be boys LOL. He's got his own account back now, back on parental controls, which I'm sure he'll figure out how to disable soon enough..... Think I'll get the kid a sports illustrated mag or something, poor guy.
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04-12-2011, 09:19 PM
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don't give him a smartphone ^^
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04-12-2011, 09:19 PM
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04-12-2011, 09:23 PM
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better than zootube or gaytube ...
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04-12-2011, 09:30 PM
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I think you handled it pretty well.
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04-12-2011, 09:30 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Smart lad. They were just a decoy so you didn't notice the search for gender dysmorphia.
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04-12-2011, 09:32 PM
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his first search was for "sexy asian hormone girl" whatever the hell that is
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04-12-2011, 09:33 PM
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I took special care to make sure I didn't make him feel dirty, or that he had done something wrong. I let him know that it's normal, and his dad likes to look at boobs too, but the internet is not the place. ( for him anyway )
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04-12-2011, 09:40 PM
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I wonder to what teenagers fap nowadays. Do they choose something softer, harder or extreme? We, the earlier generations hadn't much choice, just simple softcore or hardcore actions. Today young people have plenty of choice... chicks, gays, shemales, bestiality, woman disgrace and degradation, brutal dildos, nasty hentai, rapes... and other things that I even fear to name.
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04-12-2011, 09:47 PM
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04-12-2011, 09:54 PM
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04-12-2011, 10:00 PM
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working on my tan
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04-12-2011, 10:03 PM
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perhaps, but at least anything he did watch was clearly hetero ..  I think he clicked from youtube, judging by the search term containing site:youtube.com he wouldn't have a clue to search google like that. heh, hadn't considered that, but I can't imagine how I'd feel right now if it was gay shit or whatever... not that I'd have a problem with him being gay, but I'd certainly be shell shocked.
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04-12-2011, 10:09 PM
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maybe this will help http://bit.ly/ezqHYa
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04-12-2011, 11:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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haha
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04-12-2011, 11:56 PM
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Buy him 5000 tokens for MYFREECAMS for his birthday ......
(they even have an ASIAN homepage!)
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04-13-2011, 01:03 AM
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Funny that all these teens already know, that they don't have to pay for porn tho... straight to the tubes.
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04-13-2011, 01:14 AM
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if you look at the the most searched adult keywords they are tubes like pornhub, redtube, xnxx ... soon people wont even bother looking for "free porn" any more ...
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04-13-2011, 01:33 AM
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So fucking bland
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I blame the tubes
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04-13-2011, 01:53 AM
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Lol!! You nicely handled it man!! and yeah pride that boys are growing.. I liked the line.. boys will be boys!! afterall we crossed the same stage some time back!! cheers man!!
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04-13-2011, 03:06 AM
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if the Internet existed when I was 13 there's nothing my parents would be able to do to get me off the computer watching porn, they'd have to call in the SWAT team.
well, it wouldn't be that bad but i know exactly what i'd do, i'd have waited until everybody was asleep and crept to the computer and spent all night spanking it - i had a ton of porn mags under my bed i'd get from various sources, my mom for sure knew they were there, i wasn't that careful or neat. she knew i was in my room spanking it. sometimes i'd spank it watching TV in the basement keeping my ears tuned to anybody coming downstairs, i'm sure they caught me a few times and just didnt let on. same way i knew when my parents were having sex sometimes. your boy likes asian girls - he already has a fetish
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04-13-2011, 04:55 AM
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is he smoking weed yet?
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04-13-2011, 05:00 AM
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At least he has his priorities in order.
Big Tits and Asians, I mean either or both are very nice. I were only a matter of time before he started looking, have a talk with him, what you see in the movies are not the real thing, when you meet someone you love and so on. Its a lot better than just putting a filter on your computer or saying sex is evil.
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04-13-2011, 05:09 AM
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you handled well, i would have done the same
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04-13-2011, 05:32 AM
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lol now he knows to clear his search so you wont find out again!
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04-13-2011, 07:12 AM
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cute story, good work dad. lol
but I have to add, because I hear this so much with parents of teenagers (and I admit I don't have one yet...) but what makes you think this was his "first" experience with porn? He sure does know what to search for, for a porn virgin if that is the case! lol right and yes the internet scares me, I have a little girl now too. eek |
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04-13-2011, 05:57 PM
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Seems he's got more experience under his belt than I know LOL.
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04-13-2011, 06:00 PM
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parental controls are now re-instated on this machine.. and my pass is so cryptic I'll likely lock my own ass out before I know it. Parental controls are a pain though even at their best, I mean there's stuff that's "mature" that I don't really mind him looking at, video game stuff, call of duty... and now I'll have to go through and filter shit all the time for him.
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04-13-2011, 06:03 PM
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I asked him today what a "hormone girl" was and he told me a girl that really likes sex LOL!
The word he was looking for was "horny" LOL Glad he's passed the embarrassment and could answer me, even if he did go beat red and pretty much run away after hahah.
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I let him know it's normal to wanna see this shit, just not on the net for now. He's 13, he doesn't need to see some girl take 45 dicks and a load from each.
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