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04-12-2011, 11:19 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Know the gender of your computer!
Hope its not too old but kind a new to me!
Just found this on another site... To find whet your computer is “male” or “female”..?? 1. Open Notepad 2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Agent X Y i love you" 3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs 4. Run the file ... If you hear a male voice, you have a boy. If you hear a female voice, you have a girl. |
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04-12-2011, 12:15 PM
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ICQ:649699063
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That's interesting. I did not know that before. It seems Notepad is not just for notes.
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04-12-2011, 12:18 PM
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I am an Alien from space
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I think mine may be a shemale. lol
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04-12-2011, 12:23 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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If mine is a girl can i nail it ??
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04-12-2011, 12:28 PM
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04-12-2011, 01:00 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Male. Dunno what use knowing is though?
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04-12-2011, 01:22 PM
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Bollocks
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Mine is almost certainly female, it keeps trying to suck my cock under the desk.
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04-12-2011, 01:24 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I have a mac, therefore its apparently 'gay'...
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04-12-2011, 01:24 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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female here.. pretty funny
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"richard this is your computer speaking, get to fucking work moron" ruh roh |
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04-12-2011, 01:27 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Female, but my computer's name is Oscar.
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04-12-2011, 01:27 PM
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Female..What a dirty little whore!
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04-12-2011, 01:29 PM
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That's kinda awesome. Is there a way to attach it to a certain key? For instance whenever someone hits, say the backspace, it says "you're an idiot"
Please, please, please tell me yes. I would love to do this to one of my friends.
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04-12-2011, 01:31 PM
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2 legs and tits hit it
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04-12-2011, 01:52 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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my sounds like femaile
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04-12-2011, 02:00 PM
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Making PHP work
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control panel, speech, text to speech, voice selection
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04-12-2011, 02:01 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-12-2011, 03:14 PM
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"Microsoft Anna" ... Yups I think mine is a Shemale also ! ... tried to ask her for pics but no response as yet lol
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04-12-2011, 05:53 PM
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Mine is a crazy robotic female LOL
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04-12-2011, 06:24 PM
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Please dont fuck animals
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04-12-2011, 06:29 PM
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I have a girl!
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04-12-2011, 06:49 PM
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male
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04-12-2011, 06:56 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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lol
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04-12-2011, 07:01 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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It's a....(doing what he said above) GIRL!
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04-12-2011, 07:08 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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Mine is female and has bit tits and looks alot like Quorra.
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04-12-2011, 08:08 PM
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Female here!!!
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04-12-2011, 08:53 PM
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My Dell is a Girl
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