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adultzone 04-12-2011 11:19 AM

Know the gender of your computer!
 
Hope its not too old but kind a new to me!

Just found this on another site...

To find whet your computer is “male” or “female”..??
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Agent X Y i love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file ...

If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

fatfoo 04-12-2011 12:15 PM

That's interesting. I did not know that before. It seems Notepad is not just for notes.

Yngwie 04-12-2011 12:18 PM

I think mine may be a shemale. lol

Scott McD 04-12-2011 12:23 PM

If mine is a girl can i nail it ??

Chosen 04-12-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18051162)
I think mine may be a shemale. lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 04-12-2011 01:00 PM

Male. Dunno what use knowing is though?

adultzone 04-12-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 18051152)
That's interesting. I did not know that before. It seems Notepad is not just for notes.

Excellent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18051162)
I think mine may be a shemale. lol

What is the tone of voice?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18051177)
If mine is a girl can i nail it ??

I do not know. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18051276)
Male. Dunno what use knowing is though?

a guy said for fun. Don't know too.

redwhiteandblue 04-12-2011 01:22 PM

Mine is almost certainly female, it keeps trying to suck my cock under the desk.

CurrentlySober 04-12-2011 01:24 PM

I have a mac, therefore its apparently 'gay'...

_Richard_ 04-12-2011 01:24 PM

female here.. pretty funny

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"richard this is your computer speaking, get to fucking work moron"

ruh roh

bronco67 04-12-2011 01:27 PM

Female, but my computer's name is Oscar.

shermo 04-12-2011 01:27 PM

Female..What a dirty little whore!

newB 04-12-2011 01:29 PM

That's kinda awesome. Is there a way to attach it to a certain key? For instance whenever someone hits, say the backspace, it says "you're an idiot"

Please, please, please tell me yes. I would love to do this to one of my friends.

in2deep 04-12-2011 01:31 PM

2 legs and tits hit it

HomerSimpson 04-12-2011 01:52 PM

my sounds like femaile :)

blackmonsters 04-12-2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultzone (Post 18050950)
Hope its not too old but kind a new to me!

Just found this on another site...

To find whet your computer is ?male? or ?female?..??
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad:

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Agent X Y i love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file ...

If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

Give your computer a sex change by going to :


control panel, speech, text to speech, voice selection


:1orglaugh

:pimp

pornguy 04-12-2011 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18051162)
I think mine may be a shemale. lol

Awesome. If she is a beauty and has big tits we will sign her!

CashOnClick 04-12-2011 03:14 PM

"Microsoft Anna" ... Yups I think mine is a Shemale also ! ... tried to ask her for pics but no response as yet lol

Kelli58 04-12-2011 05:53 PM

Mine is a crazy robotic female LOL

Seth Manson 04-12-2011 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 18051351)
Mine is almost certainly female, it keeps trying to suck my cock under the desk.

I wish my computer would do that

spazlabz 04-12-2011 06:29 PM

I have a girl!

3xmedia 04-12-2011 06:49 PM

male :upsidedow

marlboroack 04-12-2011 06:56 PM

lol
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18051162)
I think mine may be a shemale. lol


AHAHAHA Dude that made me laugh so hard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marlboroack 04-12-2011 07:01 PM

It's a....(doing what he said above) GIRL!

2MuchMark 04-12-2011 07:08 PM

Mine is female and has bit tits and looks alot like Quorra.

Way3 04-12-2011 08:08 PM

Female here!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sponsorpimp 04-12-2011 08:53 PM

My Dell is a Girl :winkwink:


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