The people in wolverhampton aren't from wolverhampton.
There was a block of flats from the nearby "heath town", where drum n bass guy "goldie" is from, stating one block of high rise flats had over 30 different nationalitys living in it.

Right Chaps!!

http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_im...20Benjamin.jpg

lol.

It's coming back you know? :)

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It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

Bobbins.

http://r.fm/r/wp-content/uploads/goldie1.jpg

Don't suprise me! lol.

Fucking Wolverhampton.:disgust

Morph

Yeah. Fuck you Channel 5. :321GFY

i cant afford to live in the uk

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=71537...ine=1301573582

Is that a bigger pic of you?

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hahaha!!!

He's one of my style icons i love that english toff / ralph lauren / just walked off a yacht dress sense.

I tie my sweater over my shoulders haha! :thumbsup

What about "Bob's your uncle"

That Brit? Never quite got that one.

Yeah that's brit.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bobs-your-uncle.html

Click the link and bob's your uncle!

Different meaning :winkwink:

Fit is a fairly new term, not really that old. she's fit = she's hot. you probably know that though :)

Fit as a fiddle is like, say someone was ill or whatever

"How are you feeling today?"

"I'm fit as a fiddle!"

Here's one: I was feeling bobbins so I went to the quacks and got some pills. He said "take 2 of these fellas twice a day and you will feel better in a fortnight" And bob's your uncle he was right! Feeling fit as a fiddle! :1orglaugh

lolz, that's pretty good.

also,

boot:
http://missiontrafficlawyers.com/yah...280841_std.jpg

trunk:
http://novoscene.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/trunk.jpg

...and to think you were once my lover :(

My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

damn! nice.

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One of my favorite sayings to my mates is calling them gaylords I allways say "alright gaylord" thats my way of saying hello to them then they say "alright you old perv" back to me lol

hey, i'ma use that over here! thx!! :thumbsup

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from google image

bonnet
http://www.quakerjane.com/images/pla...ker_bonnet.jpg

hood
http://www.neonsign.com/eng_tackers/...tonhoodtin.jpg

man the people who walk around with those stupid hoodies up when the sun is shining look so stupid ...but I guess it makes them feel all hard and gangster like with thier jeans half way down thier arses showing off thier dirty under wear ..... fucking morans..

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The dog's bollocks / The mutts nuts is like saying "That's the shit" or similar.

I call all my mates cunts/wankers/bastards/etc. Depends how they were saying it :)

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Boot:

http://www.motherinc.org/wp-content/...e-car-boot.jpg

Car Boot Sale:

http://sociologicalimagination.org/w.../2010/08/a.jpg

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ASBO !

lol you cant beat the good old car bootys washed down with a greasy horrible tasting pre cooked burger from the dirty old burger van and a good old english cone icecream with a flake stuck in it :)

Mostly this because you don't really know what you're talking about.

Take it from someone who has played Aussie Rules Football, Rugby and American Rules Football; From a strictly violent impact point of view, American Rules is by far the most brutal of the listed sports.

I know it is higher impact, you don't see people get thrown up in the air from a tackle in rugby, but it still looks weak wearing protective gear.

G'night you bunch of cunts, i've got to be up early tomorrow :)

You should go and play rugby in South Africa now that was fun when I played for our school team back in the early 80s over there. Some of the pitches we played on consisted of dirt and stone with the odd patch of grass here and there.

night night - sleep tight you old perv :)

go take a piss!

something else that has always cracked me up- some of the crazy names y'all name towns

tyne upon wear

newcastle upon tyne

cardif-by-the-sea

lololololol

I would much rather get tackled by an American Footballer while wearing all the gear than get tackled by a Rugby player while wearing nothing.