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dyna mo 04-05-2011 09:56 AM

so basically what you are saying in this thread is damianj, arsewithclass and dvtimes are hopelessly in love with each other irl?

Si 04-05-2011 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033799)
so basically what you are saying in this thread is damianj, arsewithclass and dvtimes are hopelessly in love with each other irl?

Hard to tell on a forum,

If they were to meet eachover in public and talk it would be mush easier to figure out :winkwink:

Si 04-05-2011 10:03 AM

I like this one! just found it on that wikipedia link

In Chinese, the term 足球 (Hanyu Pinyin: zúqiú, Cantonese: juk kau) is used. The term, a calque, literally means football (足=foot, 球=ball), and is always associated with association football.

Rugby is known as ganlanqiu (橄榄球, olive ball). American football can be referred to as a type of zuqiu, but it is more commonly seen as a type of ganlanqiu.

"Olive Ball" makes more sense :)

dyna mo 04-05-2011 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18033866)
I like this one! just found it on that wikipedia link

In Chinese, the term 足球 (Hanyu Pinyin: zúqiú, Cantonese: juk kau) is used. The term, a calque, literally means football (足=foot, 球=ball), and is always associated with association football.

Rugby is known as ganlanqiu (橄榄球, olive ball). American football can be referred to as a type of zuqiu, but it is more commonly seen as a type of ganlanqiu.

"Olive Ball" makes more sense :)

well, technically the handegg tag doesn't ring true. a football isn't shaped like an egg rly.

:) :winkwink:

ottopottomouse 04-05-2011 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18033590)
Baseball - you have bases and it is played with a ball

You forgot to mention Rounders is a kids game :upsidedow

O MARINA 04-05-2011 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 18032397)
I am already missing some of the British self loathing vibe.



I just want to see the Royal wedding dress

dyna mo 04-05-2011 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18033904)
I just want to see the Royal wedding dress

what are you wearing for the wedding? i am still sorting out my options.

Si 04-05-2011 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033799)
so basically what you are saying in this thread is damianj, arsewithclass and dvtimes are hopelessly in love with each other irl?

DamianJ reminds me of one of my mates, loves to wind people up and take the piss and keeps a straight face while doing it (hard to read)

ArseWithClass seems like the kind of person who doesn't give a shit what people think. This could be mixed with a slightly void area between his ears but I don't think that is 100% true.

And

DVTimes probably wouldn't know if someone was taking the piss or being serious because he is too dumb to figure it out.

That's how I see it anyway :1orglaugh

dyna mo 04-05-2011 10:10 AM

btw, i'm pretty butt hurt none of you brits replied in my royal wedding threads here.


:-(

dyna mo 04-05-2011 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18033914)
DamianJ reminds me of one of my mates, loves to wind people up and take the piss and keeps a straight face while doing it (hard to read)

ArseWithClass seems like the kind of person who doesn't give a shit what people think. This could be mixed with a slightly void area between his ears but I don't think that is 100% true.

And

DVTimes probably wouldn't know if someone was taking the piss or being serious because he is too dumb to figure it out.

That's how I see it anyway :1orglaugh


it's pretty crazy how they can go on page after page of posts. i know you are but what am i? no, i know you are but what am i? noooooooo, i kn.......

DamianJ 04-05-2011 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18033914)
DamianJ reminds me of one of my mates, loves to wind people up and take the piss and keeps a straight face while doing it (hard to read)

ArseWithClass seems like the kind of person who doesn't give a shit what people think. This could be mixed with a slightly void area between his ears but I don't think that is 100% true.

And

DVTimes probably wouldn't know if someone was taking the piss or being serious because he is too dumb to figure it out.

That's how I see it anyway :1orglaugh

That seems about right. :)

Si 04-05-2011 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033885)
well, technically the handegg tag doesn't ring true. a football isn't shaped like an egg rly.

:) :winkwink:

This is true! I like the Olive Ball / Chinese term.

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18033894)
You forgot to mention Rounders is a kids game :upsidedow

:1orglaugh yeah PE at school in the summer = game of rounders lol.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033912)
what are you wearing for the wedding? i am still sorting out my options.

It's a load of Pony, nobody cares about the wedding.

O MARINA 04-05-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033912)
what are you wearing for the wedding? i am still sorting out my options.

:1orglaugh

satin, five inch heels, messy runway hair and faux Mongolian wool in the comfort of my living room

Si 04-05-2011 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033918)
btw, i'm pretty butt hurt none of you brits replied in my royal wedding threads here.


:-(

Most Brits don't care about the Royals :upsidedow

I know I don't :1orglaugh

Si 04-05-2011 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18033963)
That seems about right. :)

Thought so :thumbsup

dyna mo 04-05-2011 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18033980)
:1orglaugh

satin, five inch heels, messy runway hair and faux Mongolian wool in the comfort of my living room

sounds hot.
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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18034027)
Most Brits don't care about the Royals :upsidedow

I know I don't :1orglaugh

wait, what? hah, nice try but i ain't falling for that! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 04-05-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18034044)
sounds hot.


wait, what? hah, nice try but i ain't falling for that! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm serious!

Maybe not "most" but a fair amount of people don't give a shit.

ottopottomouse 04-05-2011 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18033918)
btw, i'm pretty butt hurt none of you brits replied in my royal wedding threads here.


:-(

Nobody cares about the wedding.

Si 04-05-2011 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18034044)
wait, what? hah, nice try but i ain't falling for that! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18034236)
Nobody cares about the wedding.

See! :1orglaugh

O MARINA 04-05-2011 11:07 AM

Everyone I dealt with in the biz from UK has been nice

Cherry7 04-05-2011 11:42 AM

I think its really spunky of all the Americans who have commented here...

Elli 04-05-2011 12:33 PM

Excellent breakdown! I have a handful of very good friends who are Scottish and have found once you get used to the accent, the translation is pretty obvious. "Taking the piss" is a phrase that always makes me giggle, though.

Gooooo Celtics! :) :)

Altwebdesign 04-05-2011 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18033715)
Gaelic Football

One played with a proper football, but with rugby rules mixed in. They still use their feet a lot.



link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=TEAbWrdB9XU

There is also Aussie Rules Football which is different and they use a rugby ball

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_rules_football

Now this!!!!
This confused the life out of me when i first watched it!

Vendot 04-05-2011 12:44 PM

What people forget is that the UK is extremely cosmopolitan so none of the cliches are really that relevant...... there are lot of people with strong values, education, culture and history.

dyna mo 04-05-2011 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18034236)
Nobody cares about the wedding.

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18034324)
See! :1orglaugh

i bet you otto will secretly tune in! :1orglaugh that's how y'all handle these things- nonplussed but inside counting down the days.............. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Si 04-05-2011 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18034680)
Excellent breakdown! I have a handful of very good friends who are Scottish and have found once you get used to the accent, the translation is pretty obvious. "Taking the piss" is a phrase that always makes me giggle, though.

Gooooo Celtics! :) :)

Just when you think have gotten used to the accents in the UK, another one will jump out at you and totally throw you. Scottish is probably one of the hardest to understand.

If you can find it online you might enjoy Still Game which is a comedy about scottish pensioners. If you can understand that you will probably love it!

Cornish can be tricky aswell.

I remember when I was young my parents used to love watching Jethro (a comedian from cornwall) and I could never understand it. But after a while I could. I think you learn it as you become more exposed/aware of the changes.

There is so many accents though for such a small place.

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 18034689)
Now this!!!!
This confused the life out of me when i first watched it!

:1orglaugh I used to watch it on setanta sports but haven't got it anymore. Interesting game! takes a while to get use to the rules etc.

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Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 18034712)
What people forget is that the UK is extremely cosmopolitan so none of the cliches are really that relevant...... there are lot of people with strong values, education, culture and history.

I agree!

Si 04-05-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18034771)
i bet you otto will secretly tune in! :1orglaugh that's how y'all handle these things- nonplussed but inside counting down the days.............. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh



https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ghIoPLyJ-k

Elli 04-05-2011 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18035082)
Just when you think have gotten used to the accents in the UK, another one will jump out at you and totally throw you. Scottish is probably one of the hardest to understand.

If you can find it online you might enjoy Still Game which is a comedy about scottish pensioners. If you can understand that you will probably love it!

Cornish can be tricky aswell.

I remember when I was young my parents used to love watching Jethro (a comedian from cornwall) and I could never understand it. But after a while I could. I think you learn it as you become more exposed/aware of the changes.

There is so many accents though for such a small place.



:1orglaugh I used to watch it on setanta sports but haven't got it anymore. Interesting game! takes a while to get use to the rules etc.



I agree!

I've been introduced to "The Inbetweeners" and got hooked ever since :)

ottopottomouse 04-05-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18034771)
i bet you otto will secretly tune in! :1orglaugh that's how y'all handle these things- nonplussed but inside counting down the days.............. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Despite the newspapers devoting endless pages to it either in an attempt to artificially create interest or because someone out there actually cares i really am not interesyed and couldn't actually tell you when it is.

ottopottomouse 04-05-2011 03:50 PM

@Elli
Try "Celebrity Juice" its a panel show but fucking hilarious. I find Inbetweeners can be a bit over-written in a desperate for it all to be funny sort of way.

F-U-Jimmy 04-05-2011 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18034680)
Excellent breakdown! I have a handful of very good friends who are Scottish and have found once you get used to the accent, the translation is pretty obvious. "Taking the piss" is a phrase that always makes me giggle, though.

Gooooo Celtics! :) :)


Im sure you have heard many of our other slang such as "Pissed as a Newt" and "Knackered".

If you get into cockney rhyming slang it really gets confusing, for example

Plates of meat = FEET
North and South = MOUTH
Apples and Pears = STAIRS
Boat Race = FACE
Adam and Eve =BELIEVE Would you Adam and Eve it?
Alligator = LATER See you later alligator.
Army and Navy =GRAVY Pass the army, will you?
Bacon and Eggs =LEGS She has such long bacons.
Barnet Fair =HAIR I'm going to have my barnet cut.
Bees and Honey =MONEY Hand over the bees.

dyna mo 04-05-2011 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 18035138)
Im sure you have heard many of our other slang such as "Pissed as a Newt" and "Knackered".

If you get into cockney rhyming slang it really gets confusing, for example

Plates of meat = FEET
North and South = MOUTH
Apples and Pears = STAIRS
Boat Race = FACE
Adam and Eve =BELIEVE Would you Adam and Eve it?
Alligator = LATER See you later alligator.
Army and Navy =GRAVY Pass the army, will you?
Bacon and Eggs =LEGS She has such long bacons.
Barnet Fair =HAIR I'm going to have my barnet cut.
Bees and Honey =MONEY Hand over the bees.

good stuff right there.

i guess we will have to deal with pastries at some point too, i mean what the hell is a crisp? and why do y'all call cookies bisquits? and don't even get me going on muffin.

ottopottomouse 04-05-2011 04:06 PM

Cookies and biscuits are different.

Si 04-05-2011 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18035104)
I've been introduced to "The Inbetweeners" and got hooked ever since :)

Yeah that is pretty funny! Shame they only done 3 series but they are making a film aswell I think.

Teachers is pretty similar, but obviously rather than following the students it focuses on the teachers. :thumbsup

dyna mo 04-05-2011 04:23 PM

can dr. who be explained in this thread or will that require a dedicated topic?

Si 04-05-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 18035138)
Im sure you have heard many of our other slang such as "Pissed as a Newt" and "Knackered".

If you get into cockney rhyming slang it really gets confusing, for example

Plates of meat = FEET
North and South = MOUTH
Apples and Pears = STAIRS
Boat Race = FACE
Adam and Eve =BELIEVE Would you Adam and Eve it?
Alligator = LATER See you later alligator.
Army and Navy =GRAVY Pass the army, will you?
Bacon and Eggs =LEGS She has such long bacons.
Barnet Fair =HAIR I'm going to have my barnet cut.
Bees and Honey =MONEY Hand over the bees.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Some of my favourites are:

Almond Rocks (almonds) : socks Pass me a pair of Almonds
Rythm and Blues (rythms) : shoes Got to put my Rythms on
Davina McCalls : Balls He got kicked in the Davina McCalls
James Blunt : Cunt That bloke is such a James Blunt
Hank Marvin : Starving (hungry) I'm Hank Marvin, need some fish and chips

alias 04-05-2011 04:30 PM

Holy shit the brits are idiots. I didn't want to say anything but honestly am glad someone else noticed.

What a bunch of old hens.

Si 04-05-2011 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18035154)
Cookies and biscuits are different.

Yeah, but in US/Canada a biscuit is what we would call a Scone.

And they don't just have them with tea/coffee they use them for like a side with meals. Or in Tim Hortons (cafe/fast food) They do breakfast bisuits with like sausage/egg/cheese or bacon/egg/cheese. I think McDonalds do them now aswell.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18035190)
can dr. who be explained in this thread or will that require a dedicated topic?

I don't think a thread would do either. Need an entire forum to explain that :1orglaugh

dyna mo 04-05-2011 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18035220)


I don't think a thread would do either. Need an entire forum to explain that :1orglaugh

thank god, i thought it was just me! :1orglaugh

Elli 04-05-2011 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Si (Post 18035220)
Yeah, but in US/Canada a biscuit is what we would call a Scone.

And they don't just have them with tea/coffee they use them for like a side with meals. Or in Tim Hortons (cafe/fast food) They do breakfast bisuits with like sausage/egg/cheese or bacon/egg/cheese. I think McDonalds do them now aswell.



I don't think a thread would do either. Need an entire forum to explain that :1orglaugh

I'd like to clarify that a bit. A scone in Canada is a scone. Big dry biscuit lumpy thing. They can pose as breakfast or a big snack.

A biscuit in Canada is a biscuit - preferably buttermilk. They are flat and usually cut in half to make a mini-sandwich. Like for a mcmuffin style egg-on-muffin idea. Not to be confused with an English muffin, which is a usually sourdough biscuit full of air bubbles that toasts up deliciously.


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