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rogueteens · 04-06-2011, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Not many of them about now, I'd go for something a bit more up to date like a Mondeo if I was you.

The new Princess is a looker

red-xxx · 04-06-2011, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Should we try to explain what "crumpets" are now?

I like a nice hot crumpet every now and then

Si · 04-06-2011, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Not many of them about now, I'd go for something a bit more up to date like a Mondeo if I was you.

Classic!

Si · 04-06-2011, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Should we try to explain what "crumpets" are now?

I will try,

A Crumpet is similar recipe to an english muffin but it is fried instead of baked.
But! if you buy them from a shop you will probably toast or grill them to reheat them.

That is about as accurate as I can think of

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

Really? I've never seen the word "scone" used in Canada.

Anyway.... Let's clear up "biscuits/cookies/scone/muffins/english muffins" (if we can lol)

These are biscuits:

link: http://eurekasophie.unblog.fr/files/...9/biscuits.jpg

Cookies (which we see as a specific type of biscuit)

link: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nIqrDPD-Np...0-R/COOKIE.gif

These are muffins:

link: http://images2.makefive.com/images/e...y-muffin-7.jpg

But these are muffins aswell (I don't how/why this happened that they share a name, but maybe I will figure that out because I don't know):

link: http://www.thekneadforbread.com/wp-c...ish_muffin.jpg

Scone:

link: http://www.longorshortcapital.com/GJ%2520Scone.jpg

Potato scone (Scottish)

http://www.glasgowguide.co.uk/recipe...o%20Scones.jpg

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 07:18 AM

fun thread!

CaptainHowdy · 04-06-2011, 07:19 AM

Want a biscuit, dear??

O MARINA · 04-06-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

fun thread!

14 of Diana's dresses going to be auctioned for +1 million each
and the seller purchased all 14 of them for $700,000 in 1997

Just saw and thought I'd show you
http://www.postcity.com/Eat-Shop-Do/...O-this-summer/

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 09:01 AM

Si · 04-06-2011, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

You either love it or hate it!

Si · 04-06-2011, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Want a biscuit, dear??

Go on then love!

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

14 of Diana's dresses going to be auctioned for +1 million each
and the seller purchased all 14 of them for $700,000 in 1997

Just saw and thought I'd show you
http://www.postcity.com/Eat-Shop-Do/...O-this-summer/

well, i'm sure the british have a special place in their hearts for diana eh. no wonder those increased in value so much.

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

i don't even want to know.

Si · 04-06-2011, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i don't even want to know.

You're right, you probably don't!

Horrible shit

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, i'm sure the british have a special place in their hearts for diana eh. no wonder those increased in value so much.

They were bought by a mad American and will be sold to another (or 14) even madder American(s)

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

They were bought by a mad American and will be sold to another (or 14) even madder American(s)

so y'all don't care about her either?

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 09:54 AM

And the Marmite was prompted by the mention of crumpets.

Crumpets, Marmite, Cheddar. Grilled. Yum!

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 09:55 AM

i prefer tea & strumpets myself.

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

so y'all don't care about her either?

Nope. Never understood the public displays of absolute lunacy after she died. Lucky enough to die right before she would have just ended up with a reputation as a bit of a slapper.

CDSmith · 04-06-2011, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

I will try,

A Crumpet is similar recipe to an english muffin but it is fried instead of baked.
But! if you buy them from a shop you will probably toast or grill them to reheat them.

That is about as accurate as I can think of

I recently heard a British guy say "She was a lovely li'tle crumpet" so I googled it.

This came up...

I'm starting to see the whole 'tea and crumpets' thing you got going on over there.

04-06-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

But people from Wolverhampton probably don't like anyone that isn't from Wolverhampton

The people in wolverhampton aren't from wolverhampton.
There was a block of flats from the nearby "heath town", where drum n bass guy "goldie" is from, stating one block of high rise flats had over 30 different nationalitys living in it.

04-06-2011, 10:24 AM

Right Chaps!!

TheDA · 04-06-2011, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

Right Chaps!!

lol.

It's coming back you know?

rogueteens · 04-06-2011, 10:40 AM

Si · 04-06-2011, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I recently heard a British guy say "She was a lovely li'tle crumpet" so I googled it.

This came up...

I'm starting to see the whole 'tea and crumpets' thing you got going on over there.

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 10:47 AM

Bobbins.

Si · 04-06-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

The people in wolverhampton aren't from wolverhampton.
There was a block of flats from the nearby "heath town", where drum n bass guy "goldie" is from, stating one block of high rise flats had over 30 different nationalitys living in it.

Don't suprise me! lol.

Welshmorph · 04-06-2011, 11:06 AM

Fucking Wolverhampton.

Morph

Scott McD · 04-06-2011, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

It's coming back you know?

Yeah. Fuck you Channel 5.

CurrentlySober · 04-06-2011, 11:15 AM

i cant afford to live in the uk

CurrentlySober · 04-06-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

Right Chaps!!

Is that a bigger pic of you?

Si · 04-06-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Bobbins.

04-06-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Is that a bigger pic of you?

hahaha!!!

He's one of my style icons i love that english toff / ralph lauren / just walked off a yacht dress sense.

I tie my sweater over my shoulders haha!

CDSmith · 04-06-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

What about "Bob's your uncle"

That Brit? Never quite got that one.

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

It's one of them sayings we have that doesn't quite make sense. If someone says "she's a nice bit of crumpet" it's like saying "she's hot" kinda thing. Couple others for you:

I'm fit as a fiddle

He's Happy as larry

Si · 04-06-2011, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

What about "Bob's your uncle"

That Brit? Never quite got that one.

Yeah that's brit.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/bobs-your-uncle.html

Click the link and bob's your uncle!

Si · 04-06-2011, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Different meaning

Fit is a fairly new term, not really that old. she's fit = she's hot. you probably know that though

Fit as a fiddle is like, say someone was ill or whatever

"How are you feeling today?"

"I'm fit as a fiddle!"

Here's one: I was feeling bobbins so I went to the quacks and got some pills. He said "take 2 of these fellas twice a day and you will feel better in a fortnight" And bob's your uncle he was right! Feeling fit as a fiddle!

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Si

Here's one: I was feeling bobbins so I went to the quacks and got some pills. He said "take 2 of these fellas twice a day and you will feel better in a fortnight" And bob's your uncle he was right! Feeling fit as a fiddle!

lolz, that's pretty good.

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 12:17 PM

also,

boot:

trunk:

halfpint · 04-06-2011, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Wankers ...

...and to think you were once my lover

Dood · 04-06-2011, 01:15 PM

My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dood

My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

damn! nice.

halfpint · 04-06-2011, 01:24 PM

One of my favorite sayings to my mates is calling them gaylords I allways say "alright gaylord" thats my way of saying hello to them then they say "alright you old perv" back to me lol

ottopottomouse · 04-06-2011, 01:25 PM

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

One of my favorite sayings to my mates is calling them gaylords I allways say "alright gaylord" thats my way of saying hello to them then they say "alright you old perv" back to me lol

hey, i'ma use that over here! thx!!

dyna mo · 04-06-2011, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

from google image

bonnet

hood

halfpint · 04-06-2011, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

man the people who walk around with those stupid hoodies up when the sun is shining look so stupid ...but I guess it makes them feel all hard and gangster like with thier jeans half way down thier arses showing off thier dirty under wear ..... fucking morans..

Si · 04-06-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dood

My great grandparents used to say "fit as a fiddle" so I figured that was an old american thing, guess not though.

What used to get me is "the dog's bollocks". I worked with some brits who would say my stuff was the dog's bollocks and I thought they were upset with it or something. Then they would call me a cunt. I think they were taking the piss.

The dog's bollocks / The mutts nuts is like saying "That's the shit" or similar.

I call all my mates cunts/wankers/bastards/etc. Depends how they were saying it

Si · 04-06-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Boot:

Car Boot Sale:

Si · 04-06-2011, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

man the people who walk around with those stupid hoodies up when the sun is shining look so stupid ...but I guess it makes them feel all hard and gangster like with thier jeans half way down thier arses showing off thier dirty under wear ..... fucking morans..

ASBO !

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