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nikki99 · 04-12-2011, 09:34 AM

I am close to the Hilton Hotel in Karon Beach in Phuket
I was on the streets with my water machine gun, squirting water over old ladies well dress up for dinner at night, the look on their faces, priceless

so hilarious... I think it happend to me what happend to Eric Cartman from South Park, is the most funny thing I ever done, everything is downhill from now

klinton · 04-12-2011, 11:54 AM

Hilton Hotel ??????

how about guesthouses ?

TubeSubmitters · 04-12-2011, 12:07 PM

He said he is close to the Hilton which means he is staying in a guesthouse.

MaDalton · 04-12-2011, 12:09 PM

we bought water guns today, down here it's only one day (tomorrow). and we will stay here in Rawai, it's actually a pretty cool and relaxed place - not a tourist trap like Patong

fatfoo · 04-12-2011, 12:11 PM

It's funny to squirt a water gun. You can also try throwing water balloons.

Chosen · 04-12-2011, 12:49 PM

Congrats Nikki

I love Songkran, though I'm not in Thailand now...
Last year I celebrated Songkran on Samui, and year before in Chiang Mai

GirlsOnYou · 04-12-2011, 01:56 PM

Argh, I'm coming to thailand 2 weeks too late.

vyper88 · 04-12-2011, 02:00 PM

pics or lie

pornguy · 04-12-2011, 02:02 PM

When I was a kid I had this Kick ass water gun that was battery powered.. Looked like an Uzzi!

Shoplifter · 04-12-2011, 02:11 PM

Ahh the Karon Hilton. Many happy memories of riding the bus from there to Patong.

Songkran in Patong is a blast.

Lykos · 04-12-2011, 03:13 PM

Was there last year for Songkran and year before in Bkk and year before on Koh Phangan etc etc.. nice indeed

Harmon · 04-12-2011, 03:15 PM

Next time, whip out your hormone doused cock and piss in the super soaker. Then spray people. Report back after that. I bet it "ups" your experience ten fold.

BONUS POINTS: Throw logs of shit at people.

Farang · 04-12-2011, 03:16 PM

I want to punch people who spray water on me

ottopottomouse · 04-12-2011, 03:21 PM

What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Farang · 04-12-2011, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Thai New Year

Kiopa_Matt · 04-12-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Supposed to cleanse you of your sins during the past year. Same with putting baby powder on everyone's faces. heh, I absolutely love Songkran, but always thought it was a bit hypocritical. What better way to start the new year than committing new sins while washing the old ones away?

ottopottomouse · 04-12-2011, 03:39 PM

Thank you

DWB · 04-12-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

It's funny to squirt a water gun. You can also try throwing water balloons.

We have a water balloon launcher that we take up to a rooftop and unleash holy hell on people. Fires those things a block away, drops from the sky like black death. They don't have any idea what hit them.

Then when we take to the streets, we only shoot at kids, cripples, Indians and the elderly. But this year, we will be adding Arabs to the hit list. Gonna mix up some chilies in the water and have another gun just for them.

It's Songkran, all bets are off.

BJ · 04-12-2011, 06:40 PM

The rawai fire department will be out today with a fire truck hose blasting people. My abs still hurt from last year.

nikki99 · 04-12-2011, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

I want to punch people who spray water on me

yesterday almost got hit by 2 italians

BSleazy · 04-12-2011, 08:14 PM

Back in the day we drove around and sprayed hookers with the biggest badass super soakers we could find

Captain Kawaii · 04-13-2011, 12:42 AM

Its not the water canon, except in DWB's case, that is very bad ass. Can you mail one back to LA?
It IS the eucalyptus talcum powder AFTER the water canon that is the bomb...Spent one songkran on Phuket...Thai's really know how to spread the love of New Year!

Michael O · 04-13-2011, 02:35 AM

I see it like you either hate Songkran or you hate it a lot.
I spend my time from 6am to 8am blowing up a 1000L (250 gallon) pool for the kids to play with.
I do not recall how many times I got dizzy for blowing to much but it were a lot.

This is my second Songkran and I still hate it.

Only positive thing is all the hotties driving around on their motobike with their tshirts soacked

Michael O · 04-13-2011, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

Its not the water canon, except in DWB's case, that is very bad ass. Can you mail one back to LA?
It IS the eucalyptus talcum powder AFTER the water canon that is the bomb...Spent one songkran on Phuket...Thai's really know how to spread the love of New Year!

Well it never been a secret that DWB had a canon in his pants........................................ for the LBs

nikki99 · 04-13-2011, 09:50 AM

today we squirt some old ladies who are hating us, this shit is so fun

nikki99 · 04-13-2011, 10:07 AM

this water war is over? or it continues? lemme know please, to use my camera?

plsureking · 04-13-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

This is my second Songkran and I still hate it.

ya this is my 4th and i just stay indoors until dark. that's my usual routine anyway so its no big deal. my wife takes the kid and goes to play with her friends. comes back happy and soaked. i happily do without having thousands of thai dudes playing 'nail the farang'.

MaDalton · 04-13-2011, 11:03 PM

survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year

sojproductions · 04-13-2011, 11:51 PM

Just had 2 awesome days in patong, i did look like a prune by the time it was over though!

[ Nate ] · 04-14-2011, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

this water war is over? or it continues? lemme know please, to use my camera?

If you want more of it, go to Pattaya. The last day is the 19th (which is insanity impossible to imagine). Right now there are battle pockets all over the city but the war doesn't start until the 18th and carries over to the 19th.

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songkran

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Festival

macker · 04-14-2011, 03:33 AM

I am here in Phuket also! Yesterday was a blast!

MaDalton · 04-14-2011, 03:52 AM

DWB · 04-14-2011, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year

Chosen · 04-14-2011, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year

I don't understand Songkran haters...
It's such a fun

[ Nate ] · 04-14-2011, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

I don't understand Songkran haters...
It's such a fun

Love:
1.Half naked girls/hookers everywhere
2.The party like atmosphere
3.Half naked girls/hookers everywhere...groping all over you
4.Reason to go out and let loose for a bit
5.Because of the huge influx of Russians in Pattaya, this year there will be tons of half naked Russian girls as well.

6.Warm water after being blasted with ice cold water

Hate:
1.Foreigners who make it a goal to hurt people with water cannons, etc.
2.Drunk foreigners
3.Ice cold water
4.People who hit you with a bucket of water at 2:30am when your driving home from watching Battle LA.

CaptainHowdy · 04-14-2011, 06:08 AM

Sounds like an awful celebration ...

plsureking · 04-14-2011, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by '[ Nate

1.Foreigners who make it a goal to hurt people with water cannons, etc.
2.Drunk foreigners

dont be such a farang hater.

drunk Thais are just as bad as a farang - or worse because they have nothing to live for.

the beach towns are over-run with farangs, so you cant see the crazy Thais. they are hiding in the alley waiting to rob you when you fall off your bike at 2:30am after a bucket of water hits you in the face.

up in the northeast it is much easier to see that the farangs are the well-behaved group.

MaDalton · 04-14-2011, 11:05 AM

i'm on day 10 now and i haven't seen even the smallest hint of bar brawls, accidents or anything the like. not even at Songkran. but i accidentally stepped on a gekko and ran over a frog with my scooter :-/

HBKKH · 04-14-2011, 11:18 AM

i got soaked today walking down the street. pretty annoying. but fun for them i guess

plsureking · 04-14-2011, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'm on day 10 now and i haven't seen even the smallest hint of bar brawls, accidents or anything the like. not even at Songkran. but i accidentally stepped on a gekko and ran over a frog with my scooter :-/

murderer! lol

glad u are having a positive experience

u find a wife make u happy happy yet??

.

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