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nikki99 04-12-2011 09:34 AM

Songkran in Phuket
 
I am close to the Hilton Hotel in Karon Beach in Phuket
I was on the streets with my water machine gun, squirting water over old ladies well dress up for dinner at night, the look on their faces, priceless

so hilarious... I think it happend to me what happend to Eric Cartman from South Park, is the most funny thing I ever done, everything is downhill from now :(

klinton 04-12-2011 11:54 AM

Hilton Hotel ??????

how about guesthouses ?

:thumbsup

TubeSubmitters 04-12-2011 12:07 PM

He said he is close to the Hilton which means he is staying in a guesthouse.

MaDalton 04-12-2011 12:09 PM

we bought water guns today, down here it's only one day (tomorrow). and we will stay here in Rawai, it's actually a pretty cool and relaxed place - not a tourist trap like Patong :glugglug

fatfoo 04-12-2011 12:11 PM

It's funny to squirt a water gun. You can also try throwing water balloons.

Chosen 04-12-2011 12:49 PM

Congrats Nikki :thumbsup
I love Songkran, though I'm not in Thailand now...
Last year I celebrated Songkran on Samui, and year before in Chiang Mai :thumbsup

GirlsOnYou 04-12-2011 01:56 PM

Argh, I'm coming to thailand 2 weeks too late. :(

vyper88 04-12-2011 02:00 PM

pics or lie

pornguy 04-12-2011 02:02 PM

When I was a kid I had this Kick ass water gun that was battery powered.. Looked like an Uzzi!

Shoplifter 04-12-2011 02:11 PM

Ahh the Karon Hilton. Many happy memories of riding the bus from there to Patong.

Songkran in Patong is a blast.

Lykos 04-12-2011 03:13 PM

Was there last year for Songkran and year before in Bkk and year before on Koh Phangan etc etc.. nice indeed:)

Harmon 04-12-2011 03:15 PM

Next time, whip out your hormone doused cock and piss in the super soaker. Then spray people. Report back after that. I bet it "ups" your experience ten fold.

BONUS POINTS: Throw logs of shit at people.

Farang 04-12-2011 03:16 PM

I want to punch people who spray water on me

ottopottomouse 04-12-2011 03:21 PM

What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Farang 04-12-2011 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18051753)
What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Thai New Year

Kiopa_Matt 04-12-2011 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18051753)
What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

Supposed to cleanse you of your sins during the past year. Same with putting baby powder on everyone's faces. heh, I absolutely love Songkran, but always thought it was a bit hypocritical. What better way to start the new year than committing new sins while washing the old ones away? :)

ottopottomouse 04-12-2011 03:39 PM

Thank you :)

DWB 04-12-2011 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 18051139)
It's funny to squirt a water gun. You can also try throwing water balloons.

We have a water balloon launcher that we take up to a rooftop and unleash holy hell on people. Fires those things a block away, drops from the sky like black death. They don't have any idea what hit them.

Then when we take to the streets, we only shoot at kids, cripples, Indians and the elderly. But this year, we will be adding Arabs to the hit list. Gonna mix up some chilies in the water and have another gun just for them.

It's Songkran, all bets are off. :2 cents:

BJ 04-12-2011 06:40 PM

The rawai fire department will be out today with a fire truck hose blasting people. My abs still hurt from last year.

nikki99 04-12-2011 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 18051736)
I want to punch people who spray water on me

yesterday almost got hit by 2 italians :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BSleazy 04-12-2011 08:14 PM

Back in the day we drove around and sprayed hookers with the biggest badass super soakers we could find :)

Captain Kawaii 04-13-2011 12:42 AM

Its not the water canon, except in DWB's case, that is very bad ass. Can you mail one back to LA?
It IS the eucalyptus talcum powder AFTER the water canon that is the bomb...Spent one songkran on Phuket...Thai's really know how to spread the love of New Year!

Michael O 04-13-2011 02:35 AM

I see it like you either hate Songkran or you hate it a lot.
I spend my time from 6am to 8am blowing up a 1000L (250 gallon) pool for the kids to play with.
I do not recall how many times I got dizzy for blowing to much but it were a lot.

This is my second Songkran and I still hate it.

Only positive thing is all the hotties driving around on their motobike with their tshirts soacked :cool-smil:small-smi:laughing-:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Michael O 04-13-2011 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 18052728)
Its not the water canon, except in DWB's case, that is very bad ass. Can you mail one back to LA?
It IS the eucalyptus talcum powder AFTER the water canon that is the bomb...Spent one songkran on Phuket...Thai's really know how to spread the love of New Year!

Well it never been a secret that DWB had a canon in his pants........................................ for the LBs

nikki99 04-13-2011 09:50 AM

today we squirt some old ladies who are hating us, this shit is so fun

nikki99 04-13-2011 10:07 AM

this water war is over? or it continues? lemme know please, to use my camera?

plsureking 04-13-2011 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 18052842)
This is my second Songkran and I still hate it.

ya this is my 4th and i just stay indoors until dark. that's my usual routine anyway so its no big deal. my wife takes the kid and goes to play with her friends. comes back happy and soaked. i happily do without having thousands of thai dudes playing 'nail the farang'.

MaDalton 04-13-2011 11:03 PM

survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year :glugglug

sojproductions 04-13-2011 11:51 PM

Just had 2 awesome days in patong, i did look like a prune by the time it was over though!

[ Nate ] 04-14-2011 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18053711)
this water war is over? or it continues? lemme know please, to use my camera?

If you want more of it, go to Pattaya. The last day is the 19th (which is insanity impossible to imagine). Right now there are battle pockets all over the city but the war doesn't start until the 18th and carries over to the 19th.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18051753)
What is chucking water at people supposed to celebrate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songkran

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Festival

macker 04-14-2011 03:33 AM

I am here in Phuket also! Yesterday was a blast! :)

MaDalton 04-14-2011 03:52 AM

http://www.isaleporn.com/pix/th/songkran.jpg

:helpme

DWB 04-14-2011 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18055674)
survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year :glugglug

:thumbsup

Chosen 04-14-2011 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18055674)
survived Songkran, this was actually one of the most fun days i ever had in my life. i'll be back next year :glugglug

:thumbsup
I don't understand Songkran haters...
It's such a fun :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[ Nate ] 04-14-2011 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 18056035)
:thumbsup
I don't understand Songkran haters...
It's such a fun :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Love:
1.Half naked girls/hookers everywhere
2.The party like atmosphere
3.Half naked girls/hookers everywhere...groping all over you
4.Reason to go out and let loose for a bit
5.Because of the huge influx of Russians in Pattaya, this year there will be tons of half naked Russian girls as well. :thumbsup
6.Warm water after being blasted with ice cold water

Hate:
1.Foreigners who make it a goal to hurt people with water cannons, etc.
2.Drunk foreigners
3.Ice cold water
4.People who hit you with a bucket of water at 2:30am when your driving home from watching Battle LA. :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 04-14-2011 06:08 AM

Sounds like an awful celebration ...

plsureking 04-14-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by '[ Nate
1.Foreigners who make it a goal to hurt people with water cannons, etc.
2.Drunk foreigners

dont be such a farang hater.

drunk Thais are just as bad as a farang - or worse because they have nothing to live for.

the beach towns are over-run with farangs, so you cant see the crazy Thais. they are hiding in the alley waiting to rob you when you fall off your bike at 2:30am after a bucket of water hits you in the face.

up in the northeast it is much easier to see that the farangs are the well-behaved group.

MaDalton 04-14-2011 11:05 AM

i'm on day 10 now and i haven't seen even the smallest hint of bar brawls, accidents or anything the like. not even at Songkran. but i accidentally stepped on a gekko and ran over a frog with my scooter :-/

HBKKH 04-14-2011 11:18 AM

i got soaked today walking down the street. pretty annoying. but fun for them i guess

plsureking 04-14-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18056986)
i'm on day 10 now and i haven't seen even the smallest hint of bar brawls, accidents or anything the like. not even at Songkran. but i accidentally stepped on a gekko and ran over a frog with my scooter :-/

murderer! lol

glad u are having a positive experience :)

u find a wife make u happy happy yet??

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