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Old 04-01-2011, 12:57 PM   #1
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Gentlemen, i would like your opinion on my Haiku:

Beautiful day outside
And I am stuck inside
Safe from the radiation.


well ?
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:01 PM   #2
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I'll grade yours by writing my own....

It's five syllables
Then seven then five again
You fucking dumb ass
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:01 PM   #3
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your verses lack sound
logic fails to meet the goal
better luck next time
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:03 PM   #4
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I'll grade yours by writing my own....

It's five syllables
Then seven then five again
You fucking dumb ass
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:08 PM   #5
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Use of three lines of up to 17 syllables;
Use of a season word (kigo);
Use of a cut or kire (sometimes indicated by a punctuation mark) to compare two images implicitly.

Winters hold breaking
Colds touch passed; spring's fresh new birth
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:09 PM   #6
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I'll grade yours by writing my own....

It's five syllables
Then seven then five again
You fucking dumb ass
damn.
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:15 PM   #7
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Ruiner of threads
Posting stupid long pictures
Digital cockblock
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:19 PM   #8
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Ruiner of threads
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Digital cockblock
I like your style. Can you compose one about sissy crybabies adding users to ignore-list?
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Old 04-01-2011, 01:25 PM   #9
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I'll grade yours by writing my own....

It's five syllables
Then seven then five again
You fucking dumb ass
Oh shit!
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Old 04-01-2011, 02:06 PM   #10
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I'll grade yours by writing my own....

It's five syllables
Then seven then five again
You fucking dumb ass
Best post of the year!
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Old 04-01-2011, 02:57 PM   #11
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Who's Japanese here? Anyone?
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Old 04-01-2011, 04:01 PM   #12
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Old 04-01-2011, 04:11 PM   #13
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I like your style. Can you compose one about sissy crybabies adding users to ignore-list?
I don't ignore anyone, no matter how annoying they are. It's all part of the entertainment.
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:32 PM   #14
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:54 PM   #15
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Fucking is awesome
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