RIP Harry Conick Jr. :-( - GoFuckYourself.com

sperbonzo · 03-31-2011, 03:00 PM

I know, he was no Frank Sinatra, but he was definitely a great musician anyway.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/har...no-fire,19857/

NEW ORLEANS—According to a statement released by the New Orleans Police Department, a piano fire claimed the life of celebrated singer Harry Connick, Jr. late Tuesday night. Witnesses on the scene said Connick was in the midst of a particularly jaunty rendition of "S'wonderful" when the piano—which had been inspected just two weeks prior to the incident—suddenly burst into flames. "The burning lacquer just adhered to his skin like napalm," friend and witness Jamie Walters said. "Then the blaze got hotter, and the piano wires began to snap, cutting into his hands, arms, and face like steel razor whips. We tried to pull him away from there, but he kept running back to finish the song." Connick was 43.

Way WAY too young IMHO.

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CaptainHowdy · 03-31-2011, 03:02 PM

nation-x · 03-31-2011, 03:04 PM

thickcash_amo · 03-31-2011, 05:30 PM

sigh.....

Spunky · 03-31-2011, 05:40 PM

Do not try to trick us

Rangermoore · 03-31-2011, 05:42 PM

Update: April 1st is tomorrow..

pamon · 03-31-2011, 05:58 PM

and jackie chan is dead too right? FAIL

georgeyw · 03-31-2011, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore

Update: April 1st is tomorrow..

Not everywhere - April 1st here right now and has been for 12 hours

The earth doesn't rotate on its axis around the USA you know.

brassmonkey · 03-31-2011, 06:56 PM

dont believe you

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 07:13 PM

April 1 is one hell of a day

AdultKing · 03-31-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Not everywhere - April 1st here right now and has been for 12 hours

The earth doesn't rotate on its axis around the USA you know.

Telling an American that is like trying to convince a dead person to get up and take a walk!

tabasco · 03-31-2011, 07:34 PM

That'll teach him for buying a second hand piano off Steve Lightspeed

The Porn Nerd · 03-31-2011, 07:42 PM

Shocking news - that someone would believe thee. That's right, I said 'thee' mofo. haha!

iamtam · 03-31-2011, 08:59 PM

you are in florida. it ain't the first yet. stop being a douche.

CDSmith · 03-31-2011, 09:11 PM

After the debacle of 2001 followed by the one in 2002 on GFY I made it a personal tradition to avoid this board on April 1st.

Thanks for the reminder to keep that tradition alive.

garce · 03-31-2011, 09:19 PM

The Onion used to be funny. Now its just stupid. They're treading water and ran out of original ideas years ago.

Maybe they can hire P.J. O'Rourke to inject some intelligence into their failed satire.

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	RIP Harry Conick Jr. :-( I know, he was no Frank Sinatra, but he was definitely a great musician anyway. http://www.theonion.com/articles/har...no-fire,19857/ NEW ORLEANS—According to a statement released by the New Orleans Police Department, a piano fire claimed the life of celebrated singer Harry Connick, Jr. late Tuesday night. Witnesses on the scene said Connick was in the midst of a particularly jaunty rendition of "S'wonderful" when the piano—which had been inspected just two weeks prior to the incident—suddenly burst into flames. "The burning lacquer just adhered to his skin like napalm," friend and witness Jamie Walters said. "Then the blaze got hotter, and the piano wires began to snap, cutting into his hands, arms, and face like steel razor whips. We tried to pull him away from there, but he kept running back to finish the song." Connick was 43. Way WAY too young IMHO. . . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber Last edited by sperbonzo; 03-31-2011 at 03:07 PM..

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