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sperbonzo 03-31-2011 03:00 PM

RIP Harry Conick Jr. :-(
 
I know, he was no Frank Sinatra, but he was definitely a great musician anyway.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/har...no-fire,19857/


NEW ORLEANS—According to a statement released by the New Orleans Police Department, a piano fire claimed the life of celebrated singer Harry Connick, Jr. late Tuesday night. Witnesses on the scene said Connick was in the midst of a particularly jaunty rendition of "S'wonderful" when the piano—which had been inspected just two weeks prior to the incident—suddenly burst into flames. "The burning lacquer just adhered to his skin like napalm," friend and witness Jamie Walters said. "Then the blaze got hotter, and the piano wires began to snap, cutting into his hands, arms, and face like steel razor whips. We tried to pull him away from there, but he kept running back to finish the song." Connick was 43.


Way WAY too young IMHO.


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CaptainHowdy 03-31-2011 03:02 PM

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/arti...pscale_q85.jpg

nation-x 03-31-2011 03:04 PM

http://www.gogaminggiant.com/wp-cont...7/facepalm.jpg

thickcash_amo 03-31-2011 05:30 PM

sigh.....:disgust

Spunky 03-31-2011 05:40 PM

Do not try to trick us

Rangermoore 03-31-2011 05:42 PM

Update: April 1st is tomorrow..

pamon 03-31-2011 05:58 PM

and jackie chan is dead too right? FAIL

georgeyw 03-31-2011 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 18018822)
Update: April 1st is tomorrow..

Not everywhere - April 1st here right now and has been for 12 hours :2 cents: The earth doesn't rotate on its axis around the USA you know.

brassmonkey 03-31-2011 06:56 PM

dont believe you :)

$5 submissions 03-31-2011 07:13 PM

April 1 is one hell of a day

AdultKing 03-31-2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18018854)
Not everywhere - April 1st here right now and has been for 12 hours :2 cents: The earth doesn't rotate on its axis around the USA you know.

Telling an American that is like trying to convince a dead person to get up and take a walk!

tabasco 03-31-2011 07:34 PM

That'll teach him for buying a second hand piano off Steve Lightspeed

The Porn Nerd 03-31-2011 07:42 PM

Shocking news - that someone would believe thee. That's right, I said 'thee' mofo. haha!

iamtam 03-31-2011 08:59 PM

you are in florida. it ain't the first yet. stop being a douche.

CDSmith 03-31-2011 09:11 PM

After the debacle of 2001 followed by the one in 2002 on GFY I made it a personal tradition to avoid this board on April 1st.

Thanks for the reminder to keep that tradition alive.

garce 03-31-2011 09:19 PM

The Onion used to be funny. Now its just stupid. They're treading water and ran out of original ideas years ago.

Maybe they can hire P.J. O'Rourke to inject some intelligence into their failed satire.


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