Walk Naked in AMERICA DAY - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 03-20-2011, 01:58 PM

>Don't forget to mark your calendars.
>
>As you may already know,
>
>it is a sin for a muzzlem male
>to see any woman other than
>his wife naked and if he does,
>
>he must commit suicide.
>
>
>
>So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,
>
>all American women are asked to
>
>walk out of their house
>
>completely naked
>
>to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>Circling your block for one hour is
>recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
>All patriotic men are to position themselves
>
>in lawn chairs in front of their houses
>to demonstrate their support for the
>women and to prove
>they are not muzzlem terrorist sympathizers.
>
>
>
>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
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>a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof
>
>of your patriotism.
>
>The American government appreciates your efforts
>to root out terrorists and applauds
>your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God Bless America

cooldude7 · 03-21-2011, 10:03 AM

God Bless America

Tom_PM · 03-21-2011, 10:05 AM

"muzzle m"

TurboAngel · 03-21-2011, 03:58 PM

I'll make sure to do that!

L-Pink · 03-21-2011, 05:43 PM

Won't work where I live.

DangerX !!! · 03-21-2011, 09:42 PM

I'm already naked and I touch myself.

NetHorse · 03-22-2011, 03:11 AM

I didn't know there was a get arrested in America day. Nice. By the way, what the hell is a 'muzzlem'?

03-20-2011, 01:58 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Walk Naked in AMERICA DAY >Don't forget to mark your calendars. > >As you may already know, > >it is a sin for a muzzlem male >to see any woman other than >his wife naked and if he does, > >he must commit suicide. > > > >So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, > >all American women are asked to > >walk out of their house > >completely naked > >to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. > >Circling your block for one hour is >recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. > >All patriotic men are to position themselves > >in lawn chairs in front of their houses >to demonstrate their support for the >women and to prove >they are not muzzlem terrorist sympathizers. > > > >Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, > >a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof > >of your patriotism. > >The American government appreciates your efforts >to root out terrorists and applauds >your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. > > God Bless America

03-21-2011, 10:05 AM	#3
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	"muzzle m" __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-21-2011, 09:42 PM	#6
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03-22-2011, 03:11 AM	#7
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03-21-2011, 10:03 AM	#2
cooldude7 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,306	God Bless America

03-21-2011, 03:58 PM	#4
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I'll make sure to do that!

03-21-2011, 05:43 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Won't work where I live.