Walk Naked in AMERICA DAY
 

>Don't forget to mark your calendars.
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>As you may already know,
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>it is a sin for a muzzlem male
>to see any woman other than
>his wife naked and if he does,
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>he must commit suicide.
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>So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time,
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>all American women are asked to
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>walk out of their house
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>completely naked
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>to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
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>Circling your block for one hour is
>recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
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>All patriotic men are to position themselves
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>in lawn chairs in front of their houses
>to demonstrate their support for the
>women and to prove
>they are not muzzlem terrorist sympathizers.
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>
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>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol,
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>a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof
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>of your patriotism.
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>The American government appreciates your efforts
>to root out terrorists and applauds
>your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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> God Bless America

"muzzle m"

I'll make sure to do that!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Won't work where I live.

I'm already naked and I touch myself.

I didn't know there was a get arrested in America day. Nice. By the way, what the hell is a 'muzzlem'? :1orglaugh