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Old 03-19-2011, 03:03 PM   #1
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Moving to Canada as an adult webmaster?

Hoping someone here might have some experience with this. I've been seriously considering moving to Vancouver, BC, Canada. They do allow self employed individuals to immigrate into Canada, but will they have a problem with the fact that my self employment is based on running porn sites?

I figure someone in this community must have been through this at some point, so just looking for some advice.
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:08 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:09 PM   #3
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If you're from the states, why not just go on a tourist visa and check it out first? That should get you 90 days.
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:12 PM   #4
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I've already been there many times. I know I like it. I'm just tired of shit around here and want to move there permanently. I'm just concerned that they will deny me based on how I make my money.
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unlikely without a job already in place or a shitload of money in the bank.
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You shouldn't have to specifically disclose any website to an immigration officer. If you're that worried about it make a dummy site and business card. I travel internationally a lot and have been asked several times what I do and it's never been an issue just leaving it at internet marketing.
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Old 03-19-2011, 05:24 PM   #7
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tell them you promote dating sites - and get a dummy site that has the clean AFF site friendfinder.com on it. or another similar dating site. avoid the porn topic, it's legal but none of their business
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there's so many webmasters there, i find it hard to believe that you couldn't get away with going in. say venture capitalist involved in technology, you want to start up an internet company
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Tell them you're from India. They'll wipe your ass for you, give you a free blowjob, and let you live tax free for the first couple years...
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LOL! Love some of the responses. I'm thinking I will just start a legitimate dating site. It won't make any money, but it will look like it does. My net worth is already high enough that they will kiss my ass to get me there. I was just worried what they would do if I mentioned porn.

If it wasn't for US customs and border protection, I wouldn't even think of moving. Those bastards detained, humiliated, chained and verbally abused my girlfriend(from Vancouver BC) when she tried to come visit me. They insisted that since I am an adult webmaster and she is hot that she obviously intended to model for my sites. Since she didn't have a work Visa, they gave her an order of expedited removal and kicked her out. That order cannot be appealed and she is now banned from the US for 5 years. All because they assumed something that isn't true. I give up on the US and it's fucked up retarded overzealousness. Love my country... hate the politics.

Anyway, thanks for the responses guys. It helps.
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where in canada?
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hoping someone here might have some experience with this. I've been seriously considering moving to vancouver, bc, canada. They do allow self employed individuals to immigrate into canada, but will they have a problem with the fact that my self employment is based on running porn sites?

I figure someone in this community must have been through this at some point, so just looking for some advice.
In all seriousness, I know the company behind Utherverse/RedLightCenter/etc. moved the entire company to Vancouver from Las Vegas. They started the moved by having staff in both locations, then converted fully to Vancouver. Not sure what they had to go through or if it was different because they were a company instead of a self-employed person, though...
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You shouldn't have to specifically disclose any website to an immigration officer. If you're that worried about it make a dummy site and business card. I travel internationally a lot and have been asked several times what I do and it's never been an issue just leaving it at internet marketing.
Traveling and immigrating is not the same ...

To immigrate, he must provide proof that he can purvey to his needs, to not be dependant on the state.
They can and will ask proof of the activity, UNLESS he comes in with 250K+ as a business investment .

Easiest would be to find a job , then proceed with immigration.
Once landed, he can then modify his line of work.

Check with a lawyer ...
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explore your options , but heres one that works.. rather difficult but

find a gf in canada who has a child, apply for custody of the child with the gf's consent. Once you have custody you can apply to be a canadian based on the fact the child is canadian and can't be an american and thus needs you to be canadian to be his/her parent.

it's much easier than trying to marry in.
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Tell them you're from India. They'll wipe your ass for you, give you a free blowjob, and let you live tax free for the first couple years...
i dont get it, why is that ?
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My net worth is already high enough that they will kiss my ass to get me there.
Sure it is... famous last words from someone looking to enter a perfectly normal country but is scared because they "do porn".
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Condor, I'm curious about one part of your story. How did customs know when they hassled your gf that you were an adult webmaster? Did she mention that on her own? Or did they find your business card or look at her phone or something like that? Just curious why you would not have had her rehearse that part of her story. I had a Canadian gf years ago that got banned from the US the same way because she didn't listen to me and came to the border with porn flyers, stripper outfits and my business card in her bag.
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i dont get it, why is that ?
have you been to Van? lol
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Condor, I'm curious about one part of your story. How did customs know when they hassled your gf that you were an adult webmaster? Did she mention that on her own? Or did they find your business card or look at her phone or something like that? Just curious why you would not have had her rehearse that part of her story. I had a Canadian gf years ago that got banned from the US the same way because she didn't listen to me and came to the border with porn flyers, stripper outfits and my business card in her bag.
I had the same thing happen to one of my gfs, but it was the other way around. She was coming to Canada and she was a model. She brought some sexy lingerie with her. They googled her name and found out what she did for a living.

So they assumed she was coming into Canada so I could pimp her. I never even got to explain my side of things. They humiliated her, interrogated her for hours and just shipped her off back to her country.

Worst part was : she had a Visa. She went through all the proper procedures first before coming and still got sent back home.
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They googled her name and found out what she did for a living.

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scary how the internet has changed the whole game, and probably a good reason for adult webmasters to use whois privacy, you never know when you'd rather keep your business private
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You should start a business, buy some property and spend some time in Canada.

Then you can simply explain how you met a girl and went to visit her family and ended up falling in love with the country and the people.

If you are a hippie, don't bother trying. We have enough of those fucks.
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Since you're self-employed, and don't need to enter the Canadian job market, it's going to be easier for you to simply go in as a tourist and stay there forever. Nobody is going to give a shit, and Canada doesn't have exit points, so the government won't even know you overstayed your VISA.

Going through the legal channels will be a bitch, and if you do that, get yourself a good Canadian based immigration lawyer. Expect a bill upwards of $5000.
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no need to go that far, just go to the Toronto Airport, they hired all of them, plus their cousins
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find a gf in canada who has a child, apply for custody of the child with the gf's consent. Once you have custody you can apply to be a canadian based on the fact the child is canadian and can't be an american and thus needs you to be canadian to be his/her parent.

it's much easier than trying to marry in.
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Pristine;
I am concerned about the porn part, because Canada's immigration system only allows for certain self employed individuals to immigrate into Canada. Those that will purchase and run a farm, world class athletes and those individuals that will run a business that benefits the culture of Canada. Will they feel that porn sites will benefit the culture of Canada? Doubt it.

Jim Gunn;
We had intended to visit Kinkfest while she was here, so she brought the outfit she was going to wear as well as a wig. They had no problems with that at first, but it made them curious. They asked her who she was going to visit early on and she had given my name, as she had before when visiting. They looked up my name, found my occupation and decided that the clothing she had packed made it 'obvious' she intended to work as a model or prostitute in the US.
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of course you don't mention the porn. create a "internet marketing" business website and a few dummy websites and leave it at that. look at manwin website - you would have no idea they do porn.
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We had intended to visit Kinkfest while she was here, so she brought the outfit she was going to wear as well as a wig. They had no problems with that at first, but it made them curious. They asked her who she was going to visit early on and she had given my name, as she had before when visiting. They looked up my name, found my occupation and decided that the clothing she had packed made it 'obvious' she intended to work as a model or prostitute in the US.
I feel your frustration. Lesson to be learned there. Never have any pretty young girl cross a border to visit with any sexy outfits. They will assume- correctly in many cases- that the female is going to try and work illegally as a stripper, escort or porn performer while in the country on a tourist visa. Secondly I assume she gave your legal name as her boyfriend or point of contact in the country? Again just for curiosity, how did they connect your name so immediately with your occupation or business? Is your legal name very unique and connected with your web site or company through whois or Google or somehow so that it comes up in the search engines immediately that way as so and so, proprietor of such and such porn company or site?
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I feel your frustration. Lesson to be learned there. Never have any pretty young girl cross a border to visit with any sexy outfits. They will assume- correctly in many cases- that the female is going to try and work illegally as a stripper, escort or porn performer while in the country on a tourist visa. Secondly I assume she gave your legal name as her boyfriend or point of contact in the country? Again just for curiosity, how did they connect your name so immediately with your occupation or business? Is your legal name very unique and connected with your web site or company through whois or Google or somehow so that it comes up in the search engines immediately that way as so and so, proprietor of such and such porn company or site?
My legal name is very unique. A search for it turns up only results about me. Unfortunately my processor requires that my name and address be visible in a whois search, so it's very difficult to hide that info.
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is there actually some truth to that? there are ways to move to Canada and live tax free for the first few years?
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I give up on the US and it's fucked up retarded overzealousness.
You will give up on Canada pretty quick if you don't like fucked up retarded overzealousness, especially by the Border Services people.
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is there actually some truth to that? there are ways to move to Canada and live tax free for the first few years?
of course not.
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Since you're self-employed, and don't need to enter the Canadian job market, it's going to be easier for you to simply go in as a tourist and stay there forever. Nobody is going to give a shit, and Canada doesn't have exit points, so the government won't even know you overstayed your VISA.

Going through the legal channels will be a bitch, and if you do that, get yourself a good Canadian based immigration lawyer. Expect a bill upwards of $5000.
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of course not.
Sort of true. There are certain immigrant categories that allow something like this, whereby the immigrant is not taxed on foreign income for I think the first 5 years. Popular with immigrants from Hong Kong.
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LOL! Love some of the responses. I'm thinking I will just start a legitimate dating site. It won't make any money, but it will look like it does. My net worth is already high enough that they will kiss my ass to get me there. I was just worried what they would do if I mentioned porn.

If it wasn't for US customs and border protection, I wouldn't even think of moving. Those bastards detained, humiliated, chained and verbally abused my girlfriend(from Vancouver BC) when she tried to come visit me. They insisted that since I am an adult webmaster and she is hot that she obviously intended to model for my sites. Since she didn't have a work Visa, they gave her an order of expedited removal and kicked her out. That order cannot be appealed and she is now banned from the US for 5 years. All because they assumed something that isn't true. I give up on the US and it's fucked up retarded overzealousness. Love my country... hate the politics.

Anyway, thanks for the responses guys. It helps.
Don't feel bad, they basically could not pass the police psych exams and written tests. So they had to become the next best thing to harass people. Border Patrol, that chip on the shoulder will never go away. Next time have her take a little stab at how all the terrorists came through Canada, they love that.
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LOLZ.
It's not a matter of big government that I don't like. It's the rampant removal of our rights and abuse by government officials. No clue if Canada is any better, but the woman I love is there and they won't let her back into the US for at least five years.
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keep it vague
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Are you single? If so, why "move" here at all? Pick your city, hang out for a few months with your laptop and do your work, then find somewhere else to go. Thats what I would do..!
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Are you single? If so, why "move" here at all? Pick your city, hang out for a few months with your laptop and do your work, then find somewhere else to go. Thats what I would do..!
If only it were that easy. lol

My business requires that I shoot content fairly often. The content I shoot requires a large house with lots of rooms to set up in certain themes. Not something I could move around easily unfortunately.
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