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BJ · 03-15-2011, 04:38 AM

And she left behind these stupid fish. Now I must dump food into their tank once a day. I am very busy as it is.

Oracle Porn · 03-15-2011, 04:41 AM

kill them and post the pic of the dead fish on facebook

seeandsee · 03-15-2011, 04:41 AM

Make them feel like best fishes on world

polosas · 03-15-2011, 04:42 AM

my girlfriend left me too, but it was best decision for both of us

CurrentlySober · 03-15-2011, 04:43 AM

I've never had a GF...

CamTraffic · 03-15-2011, 04:43 AM

sorry to hear that, just dump the fish!

Farang · 03-15-2011, 04:59 AM

You are NOT winning!

haeslich · 03-15-2011, 05:10 AM

Eat the fish.

bbobby86 · 03-15-2011, 05:15 AM

kill and eat.. yea...

Chosen · 03-15-2011, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I've never had a GF...

I guess no one likes poo as you do

ottopottomouse · 03-15-2011, 05:35 AM

Cook them.

Chosen · 03-15-2011, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ

And she left behind these stupid fish. Now I must dump food into their tank once a day. I am very busy as it is.

Give fishes away to some kind of Pet Shop...

CaptainHowdy · 03-15-2011, 05:37 AM

Start dating the fish ...

03-15-2011, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Make them feel like best fishes on world

Nice to see someone offered good advice. I mean why take it out on the fish.

CaptainWolfy · 03-15-2011, 07:04 AM

fry them and have a nice dinner :D

pornguy · 03-15-2011, 07:08 AM

Sushi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mamaliga · 03-15-2011, 07:22 AM

yeah kill the fish and uploud all her naked pictures and homemade sex tapes to gf/ex gf websites. You should feel much better then

brassmonkey · 03-15-2011, 07:43 AM

don't drink too much. your emotions will get you in trouble drinking.

Niktamer · 03-15-2011, 07:44 AM

i just had a dump on my gf

lilith_pet · 03-15-2011, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainWolfy

fry them and have a nice dinner :D

You guys are cruel. Imagine you were a fish who would have to be killed and cooked just because some chick dumped her bf and he'd like to let of some steam

Phoenix · 03-15-2011, 08:08 AM

give them to one of her friends...and then do your best to bang her when she comes to get them

_Richard_ · 03-15-2011, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

Make them feel like best fishes on world

you CAN change

brassmonkey · 03-15-2011, 08:34 AM

if you want to try to get her back. make up something corny like tell her the fish made dinner and want her to come over.

mpisexpi · 03-15-2011, 08:35 AM

fucking partner = gf ?

MaDalton · 03-15-2011, 08:35 AM

you can let the fish "relax" a little ;)

munki · 03-15-2011, 08:38 AM

zentz · 03-15-2011, 08:46 AM

ups wrong thread

Itchy · 03-15-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

give them to one of her friends...and then do your best to bang her when she comes to get them

theloller · 03-15-2011, 09:19 AM

cut the head of fish and put it in her bad ....

wait ... or that was an horse head ?

mamaliga · 03-15-2011, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theloller

cut the head of fish and put it in her bad ....

wait ... or that was an horse head ?

It was a horse`s head named Khartoum

Awesome scene https://youtube.com/watch?v=QZtyvlzVm7Y

Fiddler · 03-15-2011, 10:03 AM

What type of fish are they?

BJ · 03-15-2011, 10:14 AM

I just came home and my 12 yr old golden retriever (Thats SallyRands age in dog years) was fast asleep on my GF's side of the bed.

It touched me that my dog can make a proper remembrance of this tragedy.

The fish just swim around apparently looking for oxygen at this point.

lilith_pet · 03-15-2011, 10:34 AM

Could be worse, at least you can joke about this tragedy, that means you'll be ok

CamJack · 03-15-2011, 10:38 AM

She did you a favor. She was probably a drain on your spirit and wallet. Most women suck the life out of a man and make them second guess every move you want to make. You start to question every positive move you have made in life (the things that got you to where you are today).

Go have some fun now. Younger, dumber, more naive. Go through a dozen of them. Enjoy yourself and get rid of the fish. Killing might be harsh, find them a home and be rid of the memory.

L-Pink · 03-15-2011, 12:05 PM

Be a hero, give some kid the fish, tank, food, etc .......

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