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  • BJ
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5590

    #1

    My Girlfriend has left me

    And she left behind these stupid fish. Now I must dump food into their tank once a day. I am very busy as it is.
  • Oracle Porn
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    • Oct 2002
    • 24433

    #2
    kill them and post the pic of the dead fish on facebook


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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
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      • polosas
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 2690

        #4
        my girlfriend left me too, but it was best decision for both of us
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38953

          #5
          I've never had a GF...


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          • CamTraffic
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2008
            • 6538

            #6
            sorry to hear that, just dump the fish!
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            • Farang
              one sick puppy
              • Oct 2004
              • 11718

              #7
              You are NOT winning!
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              • haeslich
                Registered User
                • Mar 2011
                • 2

                #8
                Eat the fish.

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                • bbobby86
                  partners.sexier.com
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 11926

                  #9
                  kill and eat.. yea...

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                  • Chosen
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 63151

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    I've never had a GF...
                    I guess no one likes poo as you do

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                    • ottopottomouse
                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177

                      #11
                      Cook them.
                      ↑ see post ↑
                      13101

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                      • Chosen
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 63151

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BJ
                        And she left behind these stupid fish. Now I must dump food into their tank once a day. I am very busy as it is.
                        Give fishes away to some kind of Pet Shop...

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94741

                          #13
                          Start dating the fish ...

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                          • Bold Venture

                            #14
                            Originally posted by seeandsee
                            Make them feel like best fishes on world
                            Nice to see someone offered good advice. I mean why take it out on the fish.

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                            • CaptainWolfy
                              Playa
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 8439

                              #15
                              fry them and have a nice dinner :D

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                              • pornguy
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                                • Mar 2003
                                • 62912

                                #16
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                                • mamaliga
                                  la gente está muy loca
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 1323

                                  #17
                                  yeah kill the fish and uploud all her naked pictures and homemade sex tapes to gf/ex gf websites. You should feel much better then

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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77397

                                    #18
                                    don't drink too much. your emotions will get you in trouble drinking.
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                                    • Niktamer
                                      Lord of the Leads
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 3021

                                      #19
                                      i just had a dump on my gf

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                                      • lilith_pet
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2010
                                        • 827

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CaptainWolfy
                                        fry them and have a nice dinner :D
                                        You guys are cruel. Imagine you were a fish who would have to be killed and cooked just because some chick dumped her bf and he'd like to let of some steam
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                                        • Phoenix
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 35475

                                          #21
                                          give them to one of her friends...and then do your best to bang her when she comes to get them
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                                          • _Richard_
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 30991

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by seeandsee
                                            Make them feel like best fishes on world
                                            you CAN change

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                                            • brassmonkey
                                              Pay It Forward
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 77397

                                              #23
                                              if you want to try to get her back. make up something corny like tell her the fish made dinner and want her to come over.
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                                              • mpisexpi
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 127

                                                #24
                                                fucking partner = gf ?

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                                                • MaDalton
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 39861

                                                  #25
                                                  you can let the fish "relax" a little ;)
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                                                  • munki
                                                    Do Fun Shit.
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 13393

                                                    #26

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                                                    • zentz
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 8062

                                                      #27
                                                      ups wrong thread
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                                                      • Itchy
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                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 6525

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                        give them to one of her friends...and then do your best to bang her when she comes to get them


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                                                        • theloller
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Feb 2011
                                                          • 87

                                                          #29
                                                          cut the head of fish and put it in her bad ....



                                                          wait ... or that was an horse head ?
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                                                          • mamaliga
                                                            la gente está muy loca
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 1323

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by theloller
                                                            cut the head of fish and put it in her bad ....



                                                            wait ... or that was an horse head ?
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                                                            • Fiddler
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2008
                                                              • 835

                                                              #31
                                                              What type of fish are they?

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                                                              • BJ
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 5590

                                                                #32
                                                                I just came home and my 12 yr old golden retriever (Thats SallyRands age in dog years) was fast asleep on my GF's side of the bed.

                                                                It touched me that my dog can make a proper remembrance of this tragedy.

                                                                The fish just swim around apparently looking for oxygen at this point.

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                                                                • lilith_pet
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2010
                                                                  • 827

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Could be worse, at least you can joke about this tragedy, that means you'll be ok
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                                                                  • CamJack
                                                                    Old School Webmaster
                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 1334

                                                                    #34
                                                                    She did you a favor. She was probably a drain on your spirit and wallet. Most women suck the life out of a man and make them second guess every move you want to make. You start to question every positive move you have made in life (the things that got you to where you are today).

                                                                    Go have some fun now. Younger, dumber, more naive. Go through a dozen of them. Enjoy yourself and get rid of the fish. Killing might be harsh, find them a home and be rid of the memory.
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                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 39151

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Be a hero, give some kid the fish, tank, food, etc .......


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