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Libertine · 01-20-2003, 01:38 PM

I dislocated my right middle finger... popped it back in, but it now hurts like hell and is all swollen up and stuff.

bikinihouse · 01-20-2003, 01:39 PM

How did you possibly dislocate your right finger?

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by bikinihouse
How did you possibly dislocate your right finger?

Middle finger. I accidentally slammed my hand against the wall, fingers first, and my middle finger got bent back a "little" too far.

stanton · 01-20-2003, 01:41 PM

I told you not to finger yourself with right middle finger!

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by stanton
I told you not to finger yourself with right middle finger!

I usually use the left one for that.

RedShoe · 01-20-2003, 01:44 PM

Whatever you do, DO NOT go the the DR.

Instead, get to the nearest computer and tell a bunch of computer nerds.

RedShoe · 01-20-2003, 01:45 PM

I just picked my nose and a booger was stuck to my finger. I rolled it up into a ball and flicked it towards the trash can in hopes it would go in. I didn't here that unmistakeable sound of a booger hitting the trashcan, so I assume I missed.

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Whatever you do, DO NOT go the the DR.

Instead, get to the nearest computer and tell a bunch of computer nerds.

I think I'll go to the dr tomorrow. This is hardly an emergency.

Only annoying thing about it is that the last time something like this happened (playing ball, went to the dr immediately), that finger never really recovered. If this one goes the same route, I'll only have 7 fully functional fingers left.

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 02:54 PM

Hmm... it's starting to hurt even more now. This pretty much sucks.

421Fill · 01-20-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Hmm... it's starting to hurt even more now. This pretty much sucks.

I bet. sorry to hear.

Scott McD · 01-20-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Only annoying thing about it is that the last time something like this happened (playing ball, went to the dr immediately), that finger never really recovered. If this one goes the same route, I'll only have 7 fully functional fingers left.

Either my math is bad, or you only had 9 fingers to start with...

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Either my math is bad, or you only had 9 fingers to start with...

One is pretty much crippled because the knuckle got kinda crushed.

Scott McD · 01-20-2003, 03:04 PM

Oh right, sweet.

Well not sweet, you know what I mean...

thatdykeliz · 01-20-2003, 03:05 PM

For some reason, I have a talent for breaking the smallest two toes on my left foot. I've never gone to the doctor for it either. Hubby looks at it, notes the diagonal bruise, swelling, and general ouchiness, pronounces it broke, and tapes it securely to the nearest un-broke neighbor toe. (It's okay, he can do this -- he's an X-ray tech, which obviously qualifies him for all kinds of home medical procedures and minor surgeries.)

I walk funny on it for a while, and it eventually heals...until the next time I trip over the cat and break it again...

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
Oh right, sweet.

Well not sweet, you know what I mean...

Ehm... no?

stevo · 01-20-2003, 03:22 PM

yea, tape it to make it as straight as possible until you see the doctor... if its bent weird or if you cant move it, theres a good chance a tendon broke off or something... or you just popped it and it will stop swelling in a few days...

BV · 01-20-2003, 03:24 PM

soak it in a vagina

Libertine · 01-20-2003, 03:28 PM

I can move it and it's not bent weird or anything. Just hurts like hell

01-20-2003, 01:38 PM	#1
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01-20-2003, 01:45 PM	#7
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I just picked my nose and a booger was stuck to my finger. I rolled it up into a ball and flicked it towards the trash can in hopes it would go in. I didn't here that unmistakeable sound of a booger hitting the trashcan, so I assume I missed. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

01-20-2003, 02:54 PM	#9
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Hmm... it's starting to hurt even more now. This pretty much sucks. __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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01-20-2003, 01:39 PM	#2
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01-20-2003, 01:41 PM	#4
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01-20-2003, 03:05 PM	#14
thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	For some reason, I have a talent for breaking the smallest two toes on my left foot. I've never gone to the doctor for it either. Hubby looks at it, notes the diagonal bruise, swelling, and general ouchiness, pronounces it broke, and tapes it securely to the nearest un-broke neighbor toe. (It's okay, he can do this -- he's an X-ray tech, which obviously qualifies him for all kinds of home medical procedures and minor surgeries.) I walk funny on it for a while, and it eventually heals...until the next time I trip over the cat and break it again... __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

01-20-2003, 03:22 PM	#16
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	yea, tape it to make it as straight as possible until you see the doctor... if its bent weird or if you cant move it, theres a good chance a tendon broke off or something... or you just popped it and it will stop swelling in a few days...

01-20-2003, 03:24 PM	#17
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01-20-2003, 03:28 PM	#18
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	I can move it and it's not bent weird or anything. Just hurts like hell __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/