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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #121
    dear mr. real estate dude,

    i am a photog and would like to offer my services to you for a nominal fee. i can take professional photos of your luxury homes for your listings, simply provide me the cbs code and you will have photos the next day.

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    • jimmy-3-way
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2001
      • 3861

      #122
      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
      Any retard can learn to pick locks on youtube in about an hour.
      Links, please.
      Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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      • Chris
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2003
        • 27880

        #123
        Originally posted by MattO
        Is that why there's so much natural light shooting around there? So that people can sneak into vacant mansions and not worry about electricity? Plus it's easier to run away when you don't have to lug a bunch of gear.
        MattO ... wow thats a blast from the past :-)

        How's life treating you?
        [email protected]

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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861

          #124
          Originally posted by TripleXPrint
          It has to be the Bob Sagat version. He destroyed the Aristocrats!

          MattO, you left the Tampa/St. Pete area? When did that happen?

          shit like 3 years now! woooooooo!

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          • MattO
            The O is for Oohhh
            • Feb 2003
            • 10861

            #125
            Originally posted by Chris
            MattO ... wow thats a blast from the past :-)

            How's life treating you?
            Good! I'm around, just don't post much since it's usually a worthless endeavor.

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            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
              (felis madjewicus)
              • Jul 2006
              • 20368

              #126
              Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
              Links, please.
              Just hit Youtube and search "lockpicking" I made a torsion wrench with a hair clip, then a pick and rake out of some paper clips in about 5 minutes. In under an hour I annihilated a dozen or so different pad locks I have kicking around, and both doorknobs locks on my place. After that I built a little sturdier torsion wrench by filing down a allan wrench. The deadbolt took a little more practice as is has a couple extra pins, but fuck, anyone should be able to teach themselves easily...

              Start with pad locks. You'll get an idea how to feel your way around with easier success. Try a smaller pad lock with 3 pins and you should pop your first lock within 5 minutes just raking the chamber. I ordered a $200 set of picks online and am waiting for them to come in the mail now. Being the paranoid, doom prophesizing Jew that I am, I figure it's not a bad skill to have under your belt...

              Edit: You want to see something even trippier that'll show you just how weak home security is. Youtube "lock bumping"
              Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 03-07-2011, 02:54 PM.

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              • Chris
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2003
                • 27880

                #127
                Originally posted by MattO
                Good! I'm around, just don't post much since it's usually a worthless endeavor.
                You are in my city now? Last i heard from ya on the boards i thought you where still in FL
                [email protected]

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                • jimmy-3-way
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 3861

                  #128
                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                  Edit: You want to see something even trippier that'll show you just how weak home security is. Youtube "lock bumping"
                  Already know it. I saw that shitty movie with Russel Crowe...LOL.

                  Anyway it's people like you that make people like me buy Medeco locks.
                  Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                    (felis madjewicus)
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 20368

                    #129
                    Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                    Already know it. I saw that shitty movie with Russel Crowe...LOL.

                    Anyway it's people like you that make people like me buy Medeco locks.
                    Which shitty movie was that? Aside from Gladiator they were pretty much all shitty...

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                    • jimmy-3-way
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 3861

                      #130
                      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                      Which shitty movie was that? Aside from Gladiator they were pretty much all shitty...
                      Fuck, I don't even recall. He is a community college prof and then he becomes ninja and breaks his wifey out of prison..."The Next Three Days"
                      Make money offa that Asian honey - www.eroticmp.com.

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                      • webair
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 8531

                        #131
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                        • Grapesoda
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 46238

                          #132
                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                          actually - that statement shows your own stupidity. I know MANY wealthy people who ow incredible houses that drive crappy vehicles.
                          can you say: Bill Gates?

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                          • cykoe6
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 4499

                            #133
                            Originally posted by DEA


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                            Nice mug shot. This thread is epic. It is like Pussyserver but even better.
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                            • will76
                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                              • May 2003
                              • 18037

                              #134
                              Originally posted by SDA CASH
                              I will give some helpful insight:

                              The market is going to completely collapse in mid December. Do your research.

                              I know what these houses will be worth once the entire market crashes right before Christmas this year!

                              Do not ask me how I know this, just bank on the fact that I do with with solid concrete evidence from an inside source.

                              I will be taking my MONEY and buying Houses and Land!
                              You fucking delusional.

                              GFY should prohibit new registrations. No one new signing up has anything good to contribute they are either whack jobs or fake nicks. Find me one person who is new and signed up in the last year that wasn't a fake nick and contributed to this site. Or hell that can just hold a normal conversation without being a delusional moron.

                              The bar has been set high now, you actually have to have some intelligence to make money. All we getting now are pretenders, whack jobs, and people who are already posting here starting their 3rd or 4th fake nick to stir shit.
                              Last edited by will76; 03-07-2011, 05:00 PM.
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                              • will76
                                Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                • May 2003
                                • 18037

                                #135
                                Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                actually - that statement shows your own stupidity. I know MANY wealthy people who ow incredible houses that drive crappy vehicles.
                                actually - that statement shows you own delusions, you don't know many wealthy people

                                I call bullshit on that. Maybe a few but not many. If a guy cares enough to have a multi million dollar home, he isn't going to drive a 2K hunk of shit car. At least not 99 out of 100 times. Now, if you said you know a lot of rich people who live in modest homes with older cars, then yeah, I agree that happens more often than most people would think.
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