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Achmed · 03-03-2011, 03:07 PM

last weeks at machmoods weddings i eat taboolies and then no shits for 8 days , anybodies have recipes to use with herbs?

SDA CASH - Banned for Life AGAIN · 03-03-2011, 03:08 PM

Take out that butt plug

DEA - banned for life · 03-03-2011, 03:11 PM

ask LengendarySamir or B.Barnato

Achmed · 03-03-2011, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDA CASH

Take out that butt plug

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B.Barnato · 03-03-2011, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed

fuck why you like butt plug you gaylords?

you must learn to share

lazycash · 03-03-2011, 03:16 PM

So who has the id this time, Airek or Juicy?

atom · 03-03-2011, 03:18 PM

achmed, i need to buy some anthrax from you

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Have you tried "Colon Blow"?

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Imortyl Pussycat · 03-03-2011, 03:37 PM

cocaine, coffee or prunes should do the trick. don't do them all at the same time

B.Barnato · 03-03-2011, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA

ask LengendarySamir or B.Barnato

no plug for you

munki · 03-03-2011, 03:43 PM

Tiger's blood

MaDalton · 03-03-2011, 04:06 PM

prune juice

eroticsexxx · 03-03-2011, 06:49 PM

Taco Bell.

GT-Omar · 03-03-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

cocaine, coffee or prunes should do the trick. don't do them all at the same time

And a sleeping pill!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-03-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx

Taco Bell.

Good point!

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JFK · 03-03-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

prune juice

yes indeed

HomerSimpson · 03-03-2011, 07:30 PM

lots of people having problems with their shitting lately on gfy...

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Spunky · 03-03-2011, 09:50 PM

Get the gerbils out first

papill0n · 03-03-2011, 10:14 PM

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One bottle tomato chilli sauce. . . . ;)

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Paul Markham · 03-04-2011, 03:58 AM

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cooldude7 · 03-04-2011, 04:15 AM

damn 8 days,
drink as much water / milk as you can, until u throw up, every hour and ull get a poo.

Lilit · 03-04-2011, 04:22 AM

Google "prakshalana" - not a very pleasant act as you gotta be drinking a lot of water with salt but it works! Make sure that the article contains pictures of the exercises that need to be done, it's very important to do them correctly otherwise it just won't work.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-04-2011, 04:25 AM

I hear a tall glass of warm camel piss will run the shit right through you after a big tabouli feast...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-04-2011, 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I hear a tall glass of warm camel piss will run the shit right through you after a big tabouli feast...

BTW, has anyone heard from Achmed about his...um, situation?

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Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2011, 05:20 AM

My pic of the day hehehhe

CaptainHowdy · 03-04-2011, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat

cocaine

That must be the baddest of the excuses to do blow ...

Chosen · 03-04-2011, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucks Lilit

Google "prakshalana" - not a very pleasant act as you gotta be drinking a lot of water with salt but it works! Make sure that the article contains pictures of the exercises that need to be done, it's very important to do them correctly otherwise it just won't work.

Didn't knew that you're into yoga

DamianJ · 03-04-2011, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Get down to the doctors, you have a real problem that needs a professional to look into. no one here had MD after their name.

Best post ever.

ajrocks · 03-04-2011, 06:47 AM

get a friend with small hands and a glove to go in after the taboolies

Lilit · 03-04-2011, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Didn't knew that you're into yoga

I'm into many things

adultforum · 03-04-2011, 07:13 AM

1 banana + 1 can of warm milk will solve your shit problems.

cooldude7 · 03-04-2011, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultforum

1 banana + 1 can of warm milk will solve your shit problems.

u kidding ?
banana wont help.

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