friends I have not make shits in 8 days what fuck I do?
 

last weeks at machmoods weddings i eat taboolies and then no shits for 8 days , anybodies have recipes to use with herbs?

Take out that butt plug

ask LengendarySamir or B.Barnato :)

fuck why you like butt plug you gaylords?

you must learn to share

So who has the id this time, Airek or Juicy?

achmed, i need to buy some anthrax from you

Have you tried "Colon Blow"?



Proof that it works:



No shit, I hope you feel better and that everything comes out okay for you... :Oh crap

ADG

cocaine, coffee or prunes should do the trick. don't do them all at the same time

no plug for you:mad:

Tiger's blood

prune juice

Taco Bell.

And a sleeping pill!:thumbsup

Good point!

http://sincerelyrachelarbeit.files.w...l-tacobell.jpg

ADG

yes indeed:thumbsup

lots of people having problems with their shitting lately on gfy...

red bull enema

Get the gerbils out first

get your camel to give you an enema

One bottle tomato chilli sauce. . . . ;)

1,112 post, no wonder people dont make any money when they spend their time posting for some character everyone know is fake.

I love this place.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Get down to the doctors, you have a real problem that needs a professional to look into. no one here had MD after their name.

GFY rocks :1orglaugh

damn 8 days,
drink as much water / milk as you can, until u throw up, every hour and ull get a poo.

Google "prakshalana" - not a very pleasant act as you gotta be drinking a lot of water with salt but it works! Make sure that the article contains pictures of the exercises that need to be done, it's very important to do them correctly otherwise it just won't work.

I hear a tall glass of warm camel piss will run the shit right through you after a big tabouli feast...

http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...ear-grylls.jpg

BTW, has anyone heard from Achmed about his...um, situation?

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My pic of the day hehehhe

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7014454_n.jpg

That must be the baddest of the excuses to do blow ...

Didn't knew that you're into yoga :)

Best post ever.

get a friend with small hands and a glove to go in after the taboolies

I'm into many things :1orglaugh

1 banana + 1 can of warm milk will solve your shit problems.

u kidding ?
banana wont help.