Co-worker rant... - GoFuckYourself.com

CheeseFrog · 02-25-2011, 12:14 PM

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I?ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I?m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her ?womanly? parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I?m sure after work. He probably hasn?t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he?s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960?s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it?s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Gabriel · 02-25-2011, 12:15 PM

Zoiks!!!

Chris · 02-25-2011, 12:16 PM

lol half was through this i was like .. ive read this somewhere haha

CaptainHowdy · 02-25-2011, 12:21 PM

Mickey_ · 02-25-2011, 12:42 PM

ottopottomouse · 02-25-2011, 12:53 PM

I must be a bit thick today because I got all the way to the punchline

SiMpLe · 02-25-2011, 01:07 PM

chaze · 02-25-2011, 01:17 PM

Love that show, fucked up or not.

Shane_2ptoh · 02-25-2011, 02:02 PM

good one

fitzmulti · 02-25-2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I must be a bit thick today because I got all the way to the punchline

LOL! Don't feel bad, I did too!

Mutt · 02-25-2011, 02:36 PM

ha! got me too

scooby rooooooooo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

_Richard_ · 02-25-2011, 02:50 PM

damn. hahaha

The Heron · 02-25-2011, 02:53 PM

I was trying to figure out who the hell hired cheesefrog!

Itchy · 02-25-2011, 03:04 PM

suesheboy · 02-25-2011, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I must be a bit thick today because I got all the way to the punchline

Same here.

Rochard · 02-25-2011, 05:03 PM

The last office job I had before I got into adult was pretty much the same. You had all types.

Phoenix · 02-25-2011, 06:16 PM

lol you got me man

eroticsexxx · 02-25-2011, 10:12 PM

Didn't clue in until the last sentence.

woj · 02-25-2011, 10:28 PM

LRS · 02-25-2011, 11:00 PM

ill still pound both chicks if I was you..

BAKO · 02-25-2011, 11:31 PM

I wish i was your co worker

02-25-2011, 12:14 PM	#1
CheeseFrog Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 1,724	Co-worker rant... My job is so fucking unbelievable. I?ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I?m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her ?womanly? parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I?m sure after work. He probably hasn?t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he?s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960?s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it?s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. __________________ Cary \| AIM: cheesefrog \| ICQ: 4287002

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