If You And A Monkey Were Stranded On A Deserted Island... - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 02-22-2011, 03:18 PM

would you fuck that monkey?

i would teach mine how to give me head...

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_Richard_ · 02-22-2011, 03:25 PM

i'd be concentrating on, you know, getting off

..the island.

TheDoc · 02-22-2011, 03:26 PM

It would be dinner for a few days and fur to keep my toes warm at night.

beerptrol · 02-22-2011, 03:31 PM

I would see it as a food source or something to help scavenge food. But whatever floats your boat

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MrBottomTooth · 02-22-2011, 03:41 PM

I still remember the story about a chimp ripping off a man's genitals. So I would probably just kill it and use it for food.

L-Pink · 02-22-2011, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Heh. You didn't say the monkey was hot!

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brassmonkey · 02-22-2011, 03:53 PM

no i would not fuck the monkey id leave him alone.

CurrentlySober · 02-22-2011, 03:58 PM

NO. THAT WOULD BE MONKEY RAPE!

So... I would first dress up the monkey like this, and begin dating it gradually. Overtime, it would hopefully develop feelings for me, then the sex would at least be consensual...

I would NEVER rape a monkey...

SGS · 02-22-2011, 04:02 PM

Most of the peope here would just shoot content.

marketsmart · 02-22-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SGS

Most of the peope here would just shoot content.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

NO. THAT WOULD BE MONKEY RAPE!

So... I would first dress up the monkey like this, and begin dating it gradually. Overtime, it would hopefully develop feelings for me, then the sex would at least be consensual...

I would NEVER rape a monkey...

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol

I would see it as a food source or something to help scavenge food. But whatever floats your boat

Just For You

and i fucked that chick at mardi gras in 1996... do you have her cell phone number?

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-22-2011, 05:24 PM

Is this a hypothetical question, or are you just sharing your fantasies with us again?

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alias · 02-22-2011, 05:29 PM

Fucking monkeys.

DWB · 02-22-2011, 05:50 PM

Have you ever tried to fuck a monkey? IMPOSSIBLE to keep them still. You have to drug them.

marketsmart · 02-22-2011, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Have you ever tried to fuck a monkey? IMPOSSIBLE to keep them still. You have to drug them.

i think a coconut over the head would do the trick...

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Spunky · 02-22-2011, 06:03 PM

Leave my people alone

The Porn Nerd · 02-22-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Leave my people alone

Can't, saw Planet Of The Apes too many times. Zera, now there was a fuckable monkey....

Marketsmart: I'd put a banana on my dick and make him peel it, slowly.
Just like I do now on all my dates.

tabasco · 02-22-2011, 06:16 PM

But what if it was a male monkey? That would be pretty gay to have sex with a male monkey.

u-Bob · 02-22-2011, 06:34 PM

I'd kill and eat the monkey....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-22-2011, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco

But what if it was a male monkey? That would be pretty gay to have sex with a male monkey.

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tabasco · 02-22-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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Hey look I'm all for having sex with the monkey, being trapped on a desserted island and all. But what if I got rescued? I wouldn't want my friends knowing I had sex with a male monkey. They might think I was weird or something.

MaDalton · 02-22-2011, 06:51 PM

will it be a female monkey?

and you should be aware of the risks...

eroticsexxx · 02-22-2011, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

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That is creepy. Can't put my finger on it...but it just is.

munki · 02-22-2011, 10:44 PM

This thread is no bueno...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-22-2011, 10:56 PM

ADG

taken300 · 02-22-2011, 11:10 PM

Oooh man!! for me i won't be going for any fantasies.. Its better to have food out out of him.. lol !! however "marketsmart" you can have both things ... ;)

blonda80 · 02-22-2011, 11:42 PM

crazy thread lol

papill0n · 02-22-2011, 11:57 PM

wont someone please think of the monkeys

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-23-2011, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

wont someone please think of the monkeys

Okay, technically it's an ape, however I never let facts get in the way of a good gif...

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munki · 02-23-2011, 12:53 AM

Is it to early to scream rape?

cooldude7 · 02-23-2011, 03:34 AM

i wont fuck him/her.
would rather use monkey for food. :D

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-23-2011, 03:40 AM

Interracial never did it for me.

Chosen · 02-23-2011, 05:57 AM

No thanks...

Caligari · 02-23-2011, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

I'd kill and eat the monkey....

I'd fuck, kill and eat the monkey...but not necessarily in that order.

CaptainHowdy · 02-23-2011, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Leave my people alone

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seeandsee · 02-23-2011, 08:28 AM

jesus kill the monkey

CurrentlySober · 02-23-2011, 09:21 AM

Somewhere, in an alternative reality, I hope you realise that there are monkeys replying to a similar post on a monkey forum, but their question is about fucking a frog...

sperbonzo · 02-23-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Somewhere, in an alternative reality, I hope you realise that there are monkeys replying to a similar post on a monkey forum, but their question is about fucking a frog...

I don't think that there is any call to speak about the French in such a derogatory way in this thread.....

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CaptainHowdy · 02-23-2011, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Somewhere, in an alternative reality, I hope you realise that there are monkeys replying to a similar post on a monkey forum, but their question is about fucking a frog...

marketsmart · 02-23-2011, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

and you should be aware of the risks...

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cooldude7 · 02-23-2011, 12:15 PM

u r sick.

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