If You And A Monkey Were Stranded On A Deserted Island...
 

would you fuck that monkey?

i would teach mine how to give me head... :thumbsup







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i'd be concentrating on, you know, getting off

..the island.

It would be dinner for a few days and fur to keep my toes warm at night.

I would see it as a food source or something to help scavenge food. But whatever floats your boat

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I still remember the story about a chimp ripping off a man's genitals. So I would probably just kill it and use it for food.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/im...is-0409-lg.JPG

Heh. You didn't say the monkey was hot!


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no i would not fuck the monkey id leave him alone.

NO. THAT WOULD BE MONKEY RAPE!

So... I would first dress up the monkey like this, and begin dating it gradually. Overtime, it would hopefully develop feelings for me, then the sex would at least be consensual...

I would NEVER rape a monkey...

Most of the peope here would just shoot content.

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and i fucked that chick at mardi gras in 1996... do you have her cell phone number?





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Is this a hypothetical question, or are you just sharing your fantasies with us again?

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Fucking monkeys.

Have you ever tried to fuck a monkey? IMPOSSIBLE to keep them still. You have to drug them.

i think a coconut over the head would do the trick... :thumbsup




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Leave my people alone

Can't, saw Planet Of The Apes too many times. Zera, now there was a fuckable monkey....

Marketsmart: I'd put a banana on my dick and make him peel it, slowly.
Just like I do now on all my dates.

But what if it was a male monkey? That would be pretty gay to have sex with a male monkey. :2 cents:

I'd kill and eat the monkey....

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...y-Love-648.jpg

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Hey look I'm all for having sex with the monkey, being trapped on a desserted island and all. But what if I got rescued? I wouldn't want my friends knowing I had sex with a male monkey. They might think I was weird or something.

will it be a female monkey?

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and you should be aware of the risks...

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02...5381752299.jpg

That is creepy. Can't put my finger on it...but it just is.

http://www.ohmystencil.com/gallery/d...Monkeys_1b.jpg

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Oooh man!! for me i won't be going for any fantasies.. Its better to have food out out of him.. lol !! however "marketsmart" you can have both things ... ;)

crazy thread lol :)

wont someone please think of the monkeys

Okay, technically it's an ape, however I never let facts get in the way of a good gif... :winkwink:

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/anima.../1375721_o.gif

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Is it to early to scream rape?

i wont fuck him/her.
would rather use monkey for food. :D

Interracial never did it for me.

No thanks...

I'd fuck, kill and eat the monkey...but not necessarily in that order.

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jesus kill the monkey

Somewhere, in an alternative reality, I hope you realise that there are monkeys replying to a similar post on a monkey forum, but their question is about fucking a frog...

I don't think that there is any call to speak about the French in such a derogatory way in this thread.....


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u r sick.