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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
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What are your disabilities?
Almost everyone has a disability of some sort. Whether it be bad eyes, hard of hearing, sleep apnea, dyslexia, etc.
What's up with you?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Cambodia
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gigantic penis syndrome
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: asia
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alcoholism
I drank my pin number for atm card out of my head 5 times in past two months. |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
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Athsma and I have very bad hearing at certain tones ~ unfortunately those tones all fall within the speach range.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
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paralyzed from the waist down
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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Ok I will go.
Severe curvature of the spine from sitting all the time, causing crushing of the lower vetabre (spelling) Paralyzed from mid stomach down. Constand bladder and kidney infections. Indwelling sub pubical cathetor (means hole in below my belly button). Decubitus ulcers on occassion. Insomina from chronic back pain, get around 3 hours sleep if I am lucky. Hellish muscle spasms every few minutes. Unknown anemia, my body just seems to eat iron and make it go bye bye, which leads to transfusions every year or so. Umm well add in about 30 more and you will get the entire list. I am so used to so many of them they are easily forgotten. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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damn.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In the walls of your house.
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I've got Athsma... *wheeze* *wheeze*
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holy christ.. I didnt think people can live like that..
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Can't see, can't breathe ... other than that, everything is just peachy.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Rosen-Villin
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Go to your room.
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And your right most people can not live like this. Hence they very high suicide/death rate. Not to mention people aint comfortable around you since it hurts them. Kinda odd, with blindness or other dissabilities its ok. But people in chairs seem to scare people, I think they relize it could happen to them, or they think of all the stupid shit they have done, where it could of been them. |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips
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My eyes are pretty bad, and I've got year 'round allergies which means that I rarely have a day when I'm not sniffling and blowing my nose.
Also I'm severely anally retentive when it comes to spelling and grammar.
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Location: CanaDUH
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![]() Some might consider my girth to be a disability. I consider it an asset, as I get fancied a lot by the ladies. ![]() |
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Location: az
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smoking.... well not really a disability but its killing me.... ewe
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I'm fat, stupid, ugly and gullible...and most of the time I'm unclean and smell reeal bad.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Back in the USSA
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Everything is a fucking disability these days. Once upon a time, we called them "traits" and didn't make a big deal about them. Being paralyzed is a disability. Being blind is a disability. Being dyslexic, or a bad reader, or having a short attention span-- personality traits. Pet peeve of mine.
I get migraines. I have a short attention span. I am wicked nearsighted. I get depressed easily (or used to). I'm not disabled, though.
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anxiety baby.
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I have astigmatism and selective hearing
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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iNSOMNIA
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#30 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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i'm too sexy for my shirt, it's a serious problem
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I currently suffer from Opiate Addiction. I have for about a year and a half now. I am taking care of it though and have been free from 'illegal narcotics' for 6 months.
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Never happy, always want more... does that count??
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Now with more Jayne
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Every day I thank the lord (or whoever) that I only have a bad back to complain about. Whenever I get aches and pains I look at hubby struggling to get through life and suddenly I feel a whole lot better. Perspective is such a powerful healer.
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I have horrible attention defecit disorder.
I can't concentrate on anything. I can't read a book and I can't follow long instructions. It's really been a hinderence in work. I wish I control it but I zone out. I have bad anxiety too. Sometime I think about mistakes I've made and I get really nervous and start to shake. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: England
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I hear voices in my head at night sometimes...when the house is quiet and cooling down, and every crack of contracting wood sounds like a gunshot going off in my heart. Only a whisper (so low it's like imagination with volume set a little louder than usual), but that soon changes, and pretty soon - I swear to God - I'm grabbing my freakin' ears - and looking at my hands for blood.
I deal with my affliction though. A killing spree helps. G.W.BUSH
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And i was just about to say i suffered from Selective Hearing. Bah.
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I'm with quiet. Anxiety disorder, which leads to other things, which are no fun in themselves.
I also supposedly have an adrenaline problem - No, I'm not a psycho that will spazz out on everyone at the next convention I go to and see YOU at.... Not sure though.. Getting bloodwork done soon.. so I'll know for sure.. Cheers, Matt
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NYC
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I have a lot of interaction with my members, especially through my live cam shows, icq and email, I've come to learn that there are quite a few who are disabled. I'm glad my site can give them a little happiness.
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addictive personality disorder
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: talkin dirty on the phone
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Rheumatoid arthritis., which I'm learning to deal with. Irritable bowel syndrome, which is really the bane of my existence. It's painful -- crippling abdominal cramps -- and limits my activties, what foods I can eat without pain, where I can go. When I'm in a flare-up, I can't really go anywhere. I'm trapped in the goddamn bathroom.
I also have a short leg (1/4 inch shorter than the other) and a pelvic bone that fused off-center, also a 1/4 inch off. Because of the pelvic bone malformation, I have slight scoliosis, and my spine is curved on two axis. Between the back problems and the RA, I'm starting to be a lot more disabled than I used to be. I'm thinking of getting a cane soon, for walking around at the store or on trips.
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i do graphics and am mildly color blind !
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Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
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well... uhm.... ... i am eh, pretty tired today, and enjoying a severe hangover... but eh... for the rest i'm feeling healthier than ever i must say...
no disabilities here. (*knocking off on wood*)
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