WTF? Woman attacks cop with dildo? - GoFuckYourself.com

LA Crew · 02-03-2011, 12:10 PM

A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.

The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. As TribLocal reported at the time, she told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner," according to the police report.

Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_814306.html

ottopottomouse · 02-03-2011, 02:26 PM

I bet he's got a lovely nickname on the police radio system.

DEA - banned for life · 02-03-2011, 04:07 PM

why didnt he just dp her and pay the tab at joes?

seeandsee · 02-03-2011, 04:08 PM

probably after anal sex :D

thickcash_amo · 02-03-2011, 04:18 PM

She wouldve gotten it out eventually.....why not see if he wanted to join?

Emil · 02-03-2011, 04:37 PM

"rigid feminine pleasure device"

You cant even say DILDO in the USA without people start crying?

loreen · 02-03-2011, 05:14 PM

She should try the latex ones.
Rigid sucks.

Chosen · 02-03-2011, 05:19 PM

Isn't it have been posted already?
Or it's another woman?

$5 submissions · 02-03-2011, 05:25 PM

To borrow the IMMORTAL words of AC/DC:

Did he SHOOT TO THRILL? WAY TO KILL?

brassmonkey · 02-03-2011, 05:47 PM

skywalkeer · 02-03-2011, 05:50 PM

lol this is weird

stonehammer · 02-03-2011, 07:21 PM

maybe she wanted to give the cop an orgasm

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-03-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

"rigid feminine pleasure device"

You cant even say DILDO in the USA without people start crying?

zseano · 02-03-2011, 08:07 PM

"held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner,"

Maybe the damn women was horny and liked men in police uniforms? Daymnnnn haha

letitbe · 02-03-2011, 08:23 PM

Is this the new weapon of choice?

Spunky · 02-03-2011, 08:53 PM

I wonder if it was a big black one

adultchatpay · 02-03-2011, 09:28 PM

Dildos could be deadly!

Lester Burnham · 02-03-2011, 11:06 PM

If she was black he would have shot her...

AnimeFevers · 02-03-2011, 11:17 PM

That's cool.

02-03-2011, 12:10 PM	#1
LA Crew Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: city of angels Posts: 1,356	WTF? Woman attacks cop with dildo? A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense. Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab. The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. As TribLocal reported at the time, she told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner," according to the police report. Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_814306.html __________________

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