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LA Crew 02-03-2011 12:10 PM

WTF? Woman attacks cop with dildo?
 
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A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.

The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. As TribLocal reported at the time, she told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner," according to the police report.

Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_814306.html

ottopottomouse 02-03-2011 02:26 PM

I bet he's got a lovely nickname on the police radio system.

DEA - banned for life 02-03-2011 04:07 PM

why didnt he just dp her and pay the tab at joes?

seeandsee 02-03-2011 04:08 PM

probably after anal sex :D

thickcash_amo 02-03-2011 04:18 PM

She wouldve gotten it out eventually.....why not see if he wanted to join?

Emil 02-03-2011 04:37 PM

"rigid feminine pleasure device"

You cant even say DILDO in the USA without people start crying?

loreen 02-03-2011 05:14 PM

She should try the latex ones.
Rigid sucks.

Chosen 02-03-2011 05:19 PM

Isn't it have been posted already?
Or it's another woman? :upsidedow

$5 submissions 02-03-2011 05:25 PM

To borrow the IMMORTAL words of AC/DC:

Did he SHOOT TO THRILL? WAY TO KILL?

brassmonkey 02-03-2011 05:47 PM

:1orglaugh

skywalkeer 02-03-2011 05:50 PM

lol this is weird :)

stonehammer 02-03-2011 07:21 PM

maybe she wanted to give the cop an orgasm

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-03-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 17891669)
"rigid feminine pleasure device"

You cant even say DILDO in the USA without people start crying?

:1orglaugh

zseano 02-03-2011 08:07 PM

"held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner,"

Maybe the damn women was horny and liked men in police uniforms? Daymnnnn haha

letitbe 02-03-2011 08:23 PM

Weapon
 
Is this the new weapon of choice?

Spunky 02-03-2011 08:53 PM

I wonder if it was a big black one

adultchatpay 02-03-2011 09:28 PM

Dildos could be deadly!

Lester Burnham 02-03-2011 11:06 PM

If she was black he would have shot her...

AnimeFevers 02-03-2011 11:17 PM

That's cool.


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