DEA - banned for life

Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2011 11:15:29 -0800
From: [email protected]

Moved to New York

August 15

- Moved to our new home in New York. It's so beautiful here. The lake
to the north looks so majestic. I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.

I'm going to love it here.

October 14

New York is definitely the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
have turned all the colors and
shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the park and saw
some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This
must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE.

November 10

Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill
such a gorgeous animal,
hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard. Looks like a magnificent
multi-colored carpet. HOW BEAUTIFUL. Raking and cleaning up the yard will
be an opportunity for invigorating exercise in the cool crisp air.

November 15 -

Ah, more leaves and more exercise.

November 18 -

Jesus, still more leaves. Guess it's best to wait until they've all
fallen before I rake again.

November 25 -

Finally, all of the trees lost their leaves and today's final raking
it's over for this season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance service next year.
Only four blisters
became infected. Should probably remember to use gloves.

November 30 -

What the f--k? Where did all of those leaves come from? A little wind
last night and the lawn is covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.

December 12 -

It snowed last night, FINALLY. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the
driveway. Had a snowball
fight (I won) and when the snowplow came by and we had to shovel the
end of the driveway again.

What a beautiful place. I Love New York

December 14 -

More snow last night, I love it. The snowplow did his trick to the
driveway again.

I Love it here.

December 19 -

More snow again last night. Can't get out of the driveway to get to
work. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
F---ing snowplow.

December 22 -

More of that white sh-t fell again last night. As if dealing with the
leaves weren't bad enough, now I've got blisters
all over my hands from shoveling, must remember to wear gloves. I
think the snowplow hides around the corner
and waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway. The a--hole.


December 25 -

Merry Christmas.

More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who
drives the snowplow, I swear I'll kill
the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to
melt the f---ing ice.


December 27 -

More white sh-t last night. Have been inside for three days except for
shoveling out the driveway after that
plow goes through every time.
F---ing gloves got wet and then froze on my hands. Doctor said it
was just a mild case of frostbite, disfiguration
is probably only temporary. Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a
mountain of white sh-t. The weatherman says to
expect another 10 inches of the sh-t tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

December 28 -

The f---ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of that white
sh-t. At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and
asked to borrow a shovel. After I told him
I'd already broken six of them shoveling all the sh-t he pushed into
the driveway, I broke my last one on his f---ing head.

January 4 -

Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and
on the way back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car.
Did about $3000 damage. F---ing beast should be killed. Wish the
hunters had killed them all last November..


May 3 -

Took the car to the garage in town. The thing is rusting out from all
the f---ing salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 -

Moved to The Villages in Florida .
I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that
God-forsaken state of New York.





Glad i moved from there 15 years ago

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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baddog

funny stuff . . . . just trying to figure out how something dated January 27, 2011 would be able to know what was being said in May 2011. The 6th month would have ended in Feb, BTW.