Kat - Fast

Okies - I like the lass. She's witty, pretty and generally nice to be with. I stopped 'messing around' with other lasses.
The only problem I have with this girlfriend is that she wants to get serious... buuuuutttt and I, err, MEAN buuuuuttttt. The problem is the size of her rear end. It's totally out of proportion. How do I tell her that I am finding the size of her arse the reason I don't want to be with her???

ytcracker

cut out ads for buns of steel and strategicly place them in the bathroom kitchen etc

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SleazyDream

slap it hard and repeatidly?????

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i concur

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SpaceAce

You can't be serious. How much ass is too much ass?

Do you really want to get serious with someone when your emotions about her are so shallow that the only thing you are worried about is the size of her butt?

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RedShoe

Big ass is always better!! Are you fuckin' crazy?

Can she ass clap?

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Pipecrew

so is mine, I told her if she doesnt work out she can get out

RedShoe

Daaaaayuuuuumm, What the fuck are you doing with such a fat chick?

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FuqALot

Get her the whenever-you-want gym subscription.

Gutterboy

You don't, because there is no such thing as a too big ass? Is there? Post a pic.

I mean, unless it looks like this...



Hit it!

Hell, even if it looked like that I'd hit it anyway. Repeatedly.

Pipecrew

here's a video

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=clap.mpg

Kat - Fast

Chap - she is a size 8 top and a 12/14 bottom. Yes I do want to get serious with her. I'm prepared to make changes for someone I'm serious about (I've cut down on my beloved cigarettes cos she asked).

FATPad

The shallowness of some of the people on this board never ceases to amaze me.

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Cheshire

That is just a totally lame thing to say ~ but if it's what you were thinking, then don't censor yourself.

If her physical appearance is enough to effect your emotions towards her, then something needs to change.

Join a gym and ask her to go with you (I'm sure you're not a perfect addonis yourself, and she may be overlooking something physical about you as well).
Or you can offer to pay for surgery if it's that important to you.

The moral of the story is; Don't let a big ass get in the way of a deep attraction.

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Gramma

I wonder what she'd have to say about the size of certain parts of your body?
I mean if she's willing to live with you the way you are - that's gotta be worth something

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Gutterboy

And... lol

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I like big butts and I can not lie...
or however that song goes...

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Wilbo

Dude, just smack her ass and ride the wave!!!!!!!

Gutterboy

Recite this a few times...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell her to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos knock-knee bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna, ugh
Til the break of dawn
Baby I got it goin' on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the bean pole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

ldinternet

That ass rocks.

Kat - Fast

I'm completely open to criticism - if there was something she wasn't happy with would want her to mention it (in private - not the middle of the bar). The fact that I really like her and that she wants to make a go of it is why I'm trying to find out how to tactfully bring up the subject

chodadog

Oh man. You truely are sad. There's no way you can have any significant feelings for this girl if you're prepared to kick her to the curb over the size of her ass. Save both of yourselves some heartache down the line and end it now. Damn.

-=HOAX=-

I'd knock the new outa that ass...

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Choder

I don't understand those of you who are acting like this guy is shallow because the size of his girlfriend's ass bothers him. Who here wants to date someone you aren't attracted to? Are you going to pretend physical appearance doesn't matter to you?

Just because he was once in a place in his life where he felt like he could settle for a girl he wasn't totally attracted to doesn't mean he's evil for second guessing himself later about the attraction. Anyone who says beauty is just on the inside is full of shit or ugly.

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twistyneck

Dump her now. Do you think there is any chance at all that her ass will be smaller 20 years from now? I doubt it. You are on the verge of making a life choice, don't blow it.

Kat - Fast

Read this chodadog....

Cos that's the way it goes - if I'm not happy with her ass now, there's little chance of me being happy about it years down the line.

Choder - you are spot on. Thanks.

Sarah_Jayne

can't love her that much , real love sees through the little 'flaws'. If your mind is making excuses already then maybe she isn't the one for you. Plus, is it really fair to her to be in a relationship with someone who will spend the time with her wishing she was better.

THE ANGRY TRANNY

WHY DON'T U AND THAT BIG FAT ASS COME OVER HERE AND GET SOME TRANNY LOVING!!!!!

Kat - Fast

I'm not gonna say the *L* word - but I do really want to be with this lass. It's not making excuses to not be with her. I just want to know how to say to her that there is a, ummm, problem....

dasexi1

those who can not embrase the beauty of big booty are men with little dicks
it's hard for a "small" man to hit it from the back cause they can't get past the big booty

kat i'd suggest a penis extension then your girls ass won't be such a big issue

whee

If she swallows then ass size wont matter.

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BigFrog

agreed. big ass is so nice.

unfortunately for me my wife has such a small butt its pathetic. but you know what.....i love her all the same. so if this guy cant see past the big ass, then he isnt in love and should let the girl go.
love is when you can see past the flaws......

sheepster

roll her in flower, find the wet spot.

actually i kinda dig that ass, nice and shapely...

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Sarah_Jayne

those are child baring hips if there ever was a pair. Kind of a hypnotic ass really..yummm.

playa

you must not now that big asses are in now

the typical flat tight asses are not in style anymore

psyko514

more cushin for the pushin'!

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cool1

Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round

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Pornwolf

If you must reduce the ass do just like Miss Tight Buns A.K.A. Cheshire said and work out with her. Somehow women seem even sexier when you work out with them.

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whoever embedded that sound into this post..... that's really annoying and scared the shit out of me the first time I opened this thread

missbunny

Ok, that's disturbing. Not the act itself so much as her cheerful introduction and giggling.

yikes!

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chodadog

I agree, there really should be a physical attraction in any relationship. But every girl has their "flaws" that certain guys aren't going to find appealing. He's already said she's quite pretty, and she has a great personality. If he really cared, i don't think he'd have a hard time getting past the fact that she has a big ass.

krox

Are you talking massive ass here, or just a little bit big?

Asses only get bigger as we get older - especially womens - it's all programmed in with the hips expanding to facilitate childbirth.

And if you have a fat ass, it is pretty much impossible to change it.

So you can either chuck her, and spend the rest of your life looking for physical perfection that will never last, and you will always be disappointed.

But better is to just focus on her inner beauty, and give up your addiction to stuff that will never make you happy.

Kat - Fast

Seeing as someone else brought this back up...
Yes her bottom half is completely out of proportion to the top - but - she started to play headgames & life is too short for that shit

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They do make the rockin world go round...

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