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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-16-2011, 07:29 PM

i sing my cat the meow mix theme song as a lullaby every night.

your turn...

xenigo · 01-16-2011, 07:59 PM

I sing the same song to my cat, but my cat is at my parents right now.

Meow.

epitome · 01-16-2011, 08:01 PM

we treat the puppy on the left like an infant. we baby talk him, carry him everywhere, have conversations with him and even play games you would play with a baby.

DEA - banned for life · 01-16-2011, 08:25 PM

my dick is really big

spazlabz · 01-16-2011, 09:39 PM

I believe people are basically good and will do the right thing

xenigo · 01-16-2011, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

I believe people are basically good and will do the right thing

Unless you're in a large crowd or big city where a lot of people see you get hurt... then everyone will assume someone else will do something, and nobody will do anything... and you'll die in a puddle of blood in the middle of the street.

will76 · 01-16-2011, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

i sing my cat the meow mix theme song as a lullaby every night.

your turn...

I can give you a literal example of your thread title.

I once took a shit in front of a crowd of people drunk in college. That is my embarrassing shit story.

Spunky · 01-16-2011, 10:39 PM

I throw up on the girlies nice shoes

BV · 01-16-2011, 10:50 PM

i collect cat whiskers

baddog · 01-16-2011, 10:56 PM

I pick up my dog's shit when we are out walking.

Deej · 01-16-2011, 11:08 PM

Everyone around me isnt as good looking as me...

Mr Happy · 01-16-2011, 11:15 PM

We can make mustard if I pee in your butt

Cyber Fucker · 01-16-2011, 11:15 PM

I don't have embarrassing moments.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

I can give you a literal example of your thread title.

I once took a shit in front of a crowd of people drunk in college. That is my embarrassing shit story.

Change your name to ClassyDog

ShellyCrash · 01-17-2011, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

we treat the puppy on the left like an infant. we baby talk him, carry him everywhere, have conversations with him and even play games you would play with a baby.

You guys should get your baby dog one of these:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/37374791...et-carrier-bag

I have a few and my chi just loves the crap out of them.

We used to carry the weiner mix in one too until he got too big.

Machete_ · 01-17-2011, 12:55 AM

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

we treat the puppy on the left like an infant. we baby talk him, carry him everywhere, have conversations with him and even play games you would play with a baby.

I totally baby talk to the cat hard. Carry her around and let her curl up on my chest to nap when I watch TV. I have a friend with a 12 month old and she called me on it the other day and said I treat the cat exactly the same way she treats her kid, lol. The cat is my baby. I'm turning into a cat lady...

He's a cute pup, I'd probably do the exact same.

Mr Happy · 01-17-2011, 01:44 AM

get ur finger out if ur butt

DWB · 01-17-2011, 01:58 AM

I shart from time to time.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Happy

get ur finger out if ur butt

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I shart from time to time.

Perhaps you should put a finger IN your butt DWB....

Seth Manson · 01-17-2011, 03:15 AM

I once traveled to Canada.

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2011, 03:49 AM

I sometimes watch 'Project Catwalk' on TV

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2011, 04:24 AM

I was peed on by a tiger when I was 12.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 04:36 AM

You can do better than that Sarah. I've been been covered in shit, piss, and placenta while shoulder deep in more cow vaginas than I can even try to remember.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-17-2011, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

You can do better than that Sarah. I've been been covered in shit, piss, and placenta while shoulder deep in more cow vaginas than I can even try to remember.

Everybody has to lose their virginity somehow.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Everybody has to lose their virginity somehow.

Haha. Assisted birthing. Good old calving season on the ranch. It doesn't even get interesting until you assist in a stillbirth. That's when you skin the little guy out an make a nice little buffalo bill style skin coat to tie around another little orphaned moo moo in hopes that mommy is confused enough to take another calf as her own... yay farming!

Sid70 · 01-17-2011, 05:23 AM

most fucked up thing i have ever heard. grow up, eh? get a kid and rasie it, sing to your children, no, really dog and cat people are nuts.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

most fucked up thing i have ever heard. grow up, eh? get a kid and rasie it, sing to your children, no, really dog and cat people are nuts.

i know eh?

CaptainHowdy · 01-17-2011, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I was peed on by a tiger when I was 12.

loreen · 01-17-2011, 06:33 AM

I have watched a full stupid season of "Beauty and the geek"

iamtam · 01-17-2011, 06:43 AM

I once posted in a thread about stupid shit.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-17-2011, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam

I once posted in a thread about stupid shit.

1 for 16, that's not bad, keep it up and you'll fit in no problem. So whose fake nick are you?

Rochard · 01-17-2011, 09:57 AM

I had penis reduction surgery last year.

Farang · 01-17-2011, 10:02 AM

I got fucked in the ass by a street tranny hooker once...

Juicy D. Links · 01-17-2011, 10:05 AM

I watch the HGTV

baddog · 01-17-2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

I got fucked in the ass by a street tranny hooker once...

Once?

SykkBoy · 01-17-2011, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Haha. Assisted birthing. Good old calving season on the ranch. It doesn't even get interesting until you assist in a stillbirth. That's when you skin the little guy out an make a nice little buffalo bill style skin coat to tie around another little orphaned moo moo in hopes that mommy is confused enough to take another calf as her own... yay farming!

I grew up in Wyoming and did plenty of assisted birthing myself...several cows and 2 horses even...

Farang · 01-17-2011, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Once?

If I told you that I'm not into them, you wouldn't believe me anyway, right?

will76 · 01-17-2011, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I once traveled to Canada.

added to ignore.... I don't talk to people stupid enough to do that.

marcop · 01-17-2011, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I totally baby talk to the cat hard. Carry her around and let her curl up on my chest to nap when I watch TV. I have a friend with a 12 month old and she called me on it the other day and said I treat the cat exactly the same way she treats her kid, lol. The cat is my baby. I'm turning into a cat lady...

My cat, LittleGrayGuy, sleeps under the bed clothes with me most nights... and I cuddle him.

Meloman · 01-17-2011, 04:39 PM

Female friend of mine sent me an email yesterday to see how I'm doing. When I replied I forgot to change my outlook "from address" to my mainstream domains instead of porn name.

She's a good girl that probably freaked when she saw the porn from address and gave me an odd reply. I noticed that address afterward, doh!

Holly Lez! · 01-17-2011, 04:40 PM

I watch Keeping up with Kardashians

Holly Lez! · 01-17-2011, 04:41 PM

Oh and I also say "Good Morning" to my dogs every morning!

Babaganoosh · 01-17-2011, 04:43 PM

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

CaptainHowdy · 01-17-2011, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

If I told you that I'm not into them, you wouldn't believe me anyway, right?

I believe you...

fuzebox · 01-17-2011, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

Dude she's a hottie!

thickcash_amo · 01-17-2011, 05:24 PM

I tried that diet drug alli once and shit my pants at work...

Pipecrew · 01-17-2011, 06:08 PM

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Farang · 01-17-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

What the fuck hahaha

CurrentlySober · 01-17-2011, 06:20 PM

Fiddy Poo's !

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