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Darren · 01-16-2003, 07:12 AM

Penis-Health is looking to employ somebody on a full time basis to do the following types of jobs:

- Build and submit galleries with our content.
- Build feeder sites for our main sites such as www.penis-enlargement-articles.com
- Build text only version sites of our main sites.
- Add content to member area?s

Above are a few of the sample jobs. We basically need someone to do a variety of jobs which are similar to above.

We require you to be online at least 4-5 days a week between 9-5pm GMT time. During these times you must be contactable on ICQ / E-MAIL or the phone.

Applicants must have basic html / design and web mastering skills. Common sense and dedication to their work is a must. We are NOT looking for timewasters PLEASE only contact us if you are 100% serious about working for us.

There will be initial week trial period. No payment for this time will be made up front (due to attracting rip-off merchants and time wasters).

ICQ 46335817. Darren.

MonkeyMan · 01-16-2003, 07:19 AM

Im down. I'm pretty much here 6-7 days a week and meet all the requirements. (I'm not the best graphic disigner though).

E-Mail: [email protected]
ICQ: 178749649
AIM: TheFreeMP3Guy
Yahoo: PlasticLSD
MSN: [email protected]

Darren · 01-16-2003, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
Im down. I'm pretty much here 6-7 days a week and meet all the requirements. (I'm not the best graphic disigner though).

E-Mail: [email protected]
ICQ: 178749649
AIM: TheFreeMP3Guy
Yahoo: PlasticLSD
MSN: [email protected]

well sir show some initiative and ICQ me.

Jakk · 01-16-2003, 07:25 AM

Are you looking for in-house or can this be done from home?

Darren · 01-16-2003, 07:32 AM

From home.

But for the hours we decide u must be available on ICQ / E-Mail and the phone.

tony286 · 01-16-2003, 07:35 AM

Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.

MonkeyMan · 01-16-2003, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.

haha....
I'm about to sign up under a new name and Make a job offer.

Darren · 01-16-2003, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.

If you had an ounce of common sense you would realise that you do get paid after a week, of course you do. I am just trying to NOT attract the people who hang out on GFY who will contact me and want x amount of dollars up front and then piss off.

twistyneck · 01-16-2003, 07:59 AM

Okay but I need $5k up front and I get to set my own hours.

goBigtime · 01-16-2003, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren

If you had an ounce of common sense you would realise that you do get paid after a week, of course you do. I am just trying to NOT attract the people who hang out on GFY who will contact me and want x amount of dollars up front and then piss off.

Why is it that people looking for employees or partners on GFY think that it's a good idea to insult the readers of their advertisements?

If you, sir, had an ounce of common sense, you would have made your advertisement a little more clear on the "work for a week trial without payment up front" as that was the weakest link in your post. The way it was posted, it almost invited a remark like the one that you got (at least when taking flame-prone GFY readers into account

).. with over 1800 posts I think you should know better.

You could have at least just explained it without insulting people. Trust that he wasn't the only person thinking that - meaning other people were insulted as well.

[edit.. shhhh]

JimmyReject · 01-16-2003, 08:09 AM

Hey Darren, tried ICQ?ing you but got no reply so I?m posting an edited copy of my CV for you to read.

If interested contact me

AIM: JimmyReject
ICQ: 213722334

I am a keen, hardworking individual with a keen interest in the field of Human Resources. I have been awarded a degree in Human Resource Management.

My education details are ?

1998-2002 Buckinghamshire Chilterns University.
Bachelor Of Arts in Human Resource Management

My course involved a range of modules allowing me to gain knowledge in areas such as employment law, employee development, employee relations, and corporate strategy.

1992-1998 Chalfonts Community College.
GNVQ Advanced: Distinction In Business.
1 A-Level: Media Studies.
9 GCSE's (Grades A-C) including English and Mathematics

I am fluent in the use of JASC Paint Shop Pro 7, Macromedia DreamWeaver, MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint, and the Internet. I can write HTML, programme CGI and design websites. My website is RandomWrestling.com

In my spare time I have just started to keep fit and have joined a gym to help me do so.

My main interests are sports entertainment, MMA, and website design on the Internet. I've been involved in working on numerous websites and have written articles that have been published on numerous large website including BoxingInsider.com, WrestlingObserver.com, PWTorch.com, RexMag.com, BrooklynHookers.com, GameDorks.com and numerous others. These articles have been on various topics ranging from sports entertainment to music and movies

DX · 01-16-2003, 08:19 AM

JASC Photo Shop 7 & Macromedia DreamWorks
-----------------------------------------------------------

How are those working out for ya?

Jakk · 01-16-2003, 08:20 AM

After the trial week, what's the estimated salary?

Socks · 01-16-2003, 09:01 AM

Jimmy, you're a reject. You said the word "keen" twice in the first line. I would never read past that if I were perusing your resume.

JimmyReject · 01-16-2003, 10:18 AM

I guess i'm too keen.

Socks · 01-16-2003, 10:19 AM

I'm just fuckin with ya, but seriously it's bad to repeat words in your resume, especially on the same line.

Tell me more about RandomWrestling

Candyman69 · 01-16-2003, 10:22 AM

Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this

JimmyReject · 01-16-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Candyman69
Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this

That's what I'm hoping.

Darren · 01-16-2003, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Candyman69
Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this

Candyman that is very nice of you to say, all the new stuff is being rolled out this month so keep an eye open for it ;)

JimmyReject I have a guy on trial for a week... I am looking to take on one more person but this person must be skilled with graphics at least to a certain level.

JimmyReject · 01-16-2003, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Socks
I'm just fuckin with ya, but seriously it's bad to repeat words in your resume, especially on the same line.

Tell me more about RandomWrestling

I'll be sure to fix that in my real resume. Thanks for pointing that out dude.

As for RandomWrestling.com, it is a wrestling parody and opinions site.

The below flash probably gives you an idea of our content.

<center><embed width="400" height="300" src="http://www.randomwrestling.com/flash/shootin2.swf"><noembed>Go download Flash MX!</noembed></center></font><br><br>

JimmyReject · 01-16-2003, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren

JimmyReject I have a guy on trial for a week... I am looking to take on one more person but this person must be skilled with graphics at least to a certain level.

I can do graphics but I doubt the level you want as i'm not a graphic designer.

If things don't work out with the guy you have on trial let me know.

Thanks

Bad B0y · 01-16-2003, 12:03 PM

I know about porn and stuff. Lemme know if I'm chosen.

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-16-2003, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
Macromedia DreamWorks

is this a new program?

prostock · 01-16-2003, 12:29 PM

Some of you guys are to much Darren didnt say he wasnt paying and not that it was a trail time ,, if you do like he wants and ask then ya i am sure he will keep you

for you that have made the smart ass remarks that wouldnt get paid and shit like that well all i can say you must be new around here , Darren is a great guy and not here for BULL SHIT i know he has alot going on and i have talk to him many times to help out or what have you ,, so if you are looking for a guy to work for that is bulll shit free trust me he is the guy that is if you can and will do what you say you can do for him

Tuga · 01-16-2003, 12:38 PM

Darren it seems that whenever I am online you are offline at ICQ but now that I see this post I have to say that I am interested in the job.
I will keep trying to reach you on ICQ.

01-16-2003, 07:12 AM	#1
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	Job Offer For All. Penis-Health is looking to employ somebody on a full time basis to do the following types of jobs: - Build and submit galleries with our content. - Build feeder sites for our main sites such as www.penis-enlargement-articles.com - Build text only version sites of our main sites. - Add content to member area?s Above are a few of the sample jobs. We basically need someone to do a variety of jobs which are similar to above. We require you to be online at least 4-5 days a week between 9-5pm GMT time. During these times you must be contactable on ICQ / E-MAIL or the phone. Applicants must have basic html / design and web mastering skills. Common sense and dedication to their work is a must. We are NOT looking for timewasters PLEASE only contact us if you are 100% serious about working for us. There will be initial week trial period. No payment for this time will be made up front (due to attracting rip-off merchants and time wasters). ICQ 46335817. Darren. __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

01-16-2003, 07:32 AM	#5
Darren Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,994	From home. But for the hours we decide u must be available on ICQ / E-Mail and the phone. __________________ Penis enlargement / male enhancement pills - earn up to $229.48 per signup ICQ: 46335817

01-16-2003, 08:09 AM	#11
JimmyReject Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 489	Hey Darren, tried ICQ?ing you but got no reply so I?m posting an edited copy of my CV for you to read. If interested contact me AIM: JimmyReject ICQ: 213722334 I am a keen, hardworking individual with a keen interest in the field of Human Resources. I have been awarded a degree in Human Resource Management. My education details are ? 1998-2002 Buckinghamshire Chilterns University. Bachelor Of Arts in Human Resource Management My course involved a range of modules allowing me to gain knowledge in areas such as employment law, employee development, employee relations, and corporate strategy. 1992-1998 Chalfonts Community College. GNVQ Advanced: Distinction In Business. 1 A-Level: Media Studies. 9 GCSE's (Grades A-C) including English and Mathematics I am fluent in the use of JASC Paint Shop Pro 7, Macromedia DreamWeaver, MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint, and the Internet. I can write HTML, programme CGI and design websites. My website is RandomWrestling.com In my spare time I have just started to keep fit and have joined a gym to help me do so. My main interests are sports entertainment, MMA, and website design on the Internet. I've been involved in working on numerous websites and have written articles that have been published on numerous large website including BoxingInsider.com, WrestlingObserver.com, PWTorch.com, RexMag.com, BrooklynHookers.com, GameDorks.com and numerous others. These articles have been on various topics ranging from sports entertainment to music and movies Last edited by JimmyReject; 01-16-2003 at 08:23 AM..

01-16-2003, 10:22 AM	#17
Candyman69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 764	Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this __________________ domain buyer

01-16-2003, 12:29 PM	#24
prostock On probation Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: not telling you , the exwife might find me Posts: 4,160	Some of you guys are to much Darren didnt say he wasnt paying and not that it was a trail time ,, if you do like he wants and ask then ya i am sure he will keep you for you that have made the smart ass remarks that wouldnt get paid and shit like that well all i can say you must be new around here , Darren is a great guy and not here for BULL SHIT i know he has alot going on and i have talk to him many times to help out or what have you ,, so if you are looking for a guy to work for that is bulll shit free trust me he is the guy that is if you can and will do what you say you can do for him __________________ ICQ # :158519717

01-16-2003, 07:19 AM	#2
MonkeyMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New York.... Not the city... Up north further. Its about a six hour drive to the city from here. I don't like the city much. The air is not as clean, but they do have better strip clubs. Posts: 1,026	Im down. I'm pretty much here 6-7 days a week and meet all the requirements. (I'm not the best graphic disigner though). E-Mail: [email protected] ICQ: 178749649 AIM: TheFreeMP3Guy Yahoo: PlasticLSD MSN: [email protected]

01-16-2003, 07:25 AM	#4
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	Are you looking for in-house or can this be done from home?

01-16-2003, 07:35 AM	#6
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.

01-16-2003, 07:59 AM	#9
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Okay but I need $5k up front and I get to set my own hours.

01-16-2003, 08:19 AM	#12
DX Feed me coffee. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Massafuckingchusetts Posts: 1,128	JASC Photo Shop 7 & Macromedia DreamWorks ----------------------------------------------------------- How are those working out for ya?

01-16-2003, 08:20 AM	#13
Jakk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 189	After the trial week, what's the estimated salary?

01-16-2003, 09:01 AM	#14
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	Jimmy, you're a reject. You said the word "keen" twice in the first line. I would never read past that if I were perusing your resume.

01-16-2003, 10:18 AM	#15
JimmyReject Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: London, England Posts: 489	I guess i'm too keen.

01-16-2003, 10:19 AM	#16
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,475	I'm just fuckin with ya, but seriously it's bad to repeat words in your resume, especially on the same line. Tell me more about RandomWrestling

01-16-2003, 12:03 PM	#22
Bad B0y Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 160	I know about porn and stuff. Lemme know if I'm chosen.

01-16-2003, 12:38 PM	#25
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	Darren it seems that whenever I am online you are offline at ICQ but now that I see this post I have to say that I am interested in the job. I will keep trying to reach you on ICQ. __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627