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Darren 01-16-2003 07:12 AM

Job Offer For All.
 
Penis-Health is looking to employ somebody on a full time basis to do the following types of jobs:

- Build and submit galleries with our content.
- Build feeder sites for our main sites such as www.penis-enlargement-articles.com
- Build text only version sites of our main sites.
- Add content to member area?s

Above are a few of the sample jobs. We basically need someone to do a variety of jobs which are similar to above.

We require you to be online at least 4-5 days a week between 9-5pm GMT time. During these times you must be contactable on ICQ / E-MAIL or the phone.

Applicants must have basic html / design and web mastering skills. Common sense and dedication to their work is a must. We are NOT looking for timewasters PLEASE only contact us if you are 100% serious about working for us.

There will be initial week trial period. No payment for this time will be made up front (due to attracting rip-off merchants and time wasters).

ICQ 46335817. Darren.

MonkeyMan 01-16-2003 07:19 AM

Im down. I'm pretty much here 6-7 days a week and meet all the requirements. (I'm not the best graphic disigner though).


E-Mail: [email protected]
ICQ: 178749649
AIM: TheFreeMP3Guy
Yahoo: PlasticLSD
MSN: [email protected]

Darren 01-16-2003 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
Im down. I'm pretty much here 6-7 days a week and meet all the requirements. (I'm not the best graphic disigner though).


E-Mail: [email protected]
ICQ: 178749649
AIM: TheFreeMP3Guy
Yahoo: PlasticLSD
MSN: [email protected]


well sir show some initiative and ICQ me.

Jakk 01-16-2003 07:25 AM

Are you looking for in-house or can this be done from home?

Darren 01-16-2003 07:32 AM

From home.

But for the hours we decide u must be available on ICQ / E-Mail and the phone.

tony286 01-16-2003 07:35 AM

Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.

MonkeyMan 01-16-2003 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.
haha....
I'm about to sign up under a new name and Make a job offer. :Graucho

Darren 01-16-2003 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Great job work for me for a week free, I invest nothing you invest a large block of your time. If you do that with 52 guys you got your year covered lol.
If you had an ounce of common sense you would realise that you do get paid after a week, of course you do. I am just trying to NOT attract the people who hang out on GFY who will contact me and want x amount of dollars up front and then piss off.

twistyneck 01-16-2003 07:59 AM

Okay but I need $5k up front and I get to set my own hours.

goBigtime 01-16-2003 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren


If you had an ounce of common sense you would realise that you do get paid after a week, of course you do. I am just trying to NOT attract the people who hang out on GFY who will contact me and want x amount of dollars up front and then piss off.


Why is it that people looking for employees or partners on GFY think that it's a good idea to insult the readers of their advertisements?


If you, sir, had an ounce of common sense, you would have made your advertisement a little more clear on the "work for a week trial without payment up front" as that was the weakest link in your post. The way it was posted, it almost invited a remark like the one that you got (at least when taking flame-prone GFY readers into account :Graucho).. with over 1800 posts I think you should know better.

You could have at least just explained it without insulting people. Trust that he wasn't the only person thinking that - meaning other people were insulted as well.

[edit.. shhhh] :winkwink:

JimmyReject 01-16-2003 08:09 AM

Hey Darren, tried ICQ?ing you but got no reply so I?m posting an edited copy of my CV for you to read.

If interested contact me

AIM: JimmyReject
ICQ: 213722334

I am a keen, hardworking individual with a keen interest in the field of Human Resources. I have been awarded a degree in Human Resource Management.

My education details are ?

1998-2002 Buckinghamshire Chilterns University.
Bachelor Of Arts in Human Resource Management

My course involved a range of modules allowing me to gain knowledge in areas such as employment law, employee development, employee relations, and corporate strategy.

1992-1998 Chalfonts Community College.
GNVQ Advanced: Distinction In Business.
1 A-Level: Media Studies.
9 GCSE's (Grades A-C) including English and Mathematics

I am fluent in the use of JASC Paint Shop Pro 7, Macromedia DreamWeaver, MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint, and the Internet. I can write HTML, programme CGI and design websites. My website is RandomWrestling.com

In my spare time I have just started to keep fit and have joined a gym to help me do so.

My main interests are sports entertainment, MMA, and website design on the Internet. I've been involved in working on numerous websites and have written articles that have been published on numerous large website including BoxingInsider.com, WrestlingObserver.com, PWTorch.com, RexMag.com, BrooklynHookers.com, GameDorks.com and numerous others. These articles have been on various topics ranging from sports entertainment to music and movies

DX 01-16-2003 08:19 AM

JASC Photo Shop 7 & Macromedia DreamWorks
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How are those working out for ya?

Jakk 01-16-2003 08:20 AM

After the trial week, what's the estimated salary?

Socks 01-16-2003 09:01 AM

Jimmy, you're a reject. You said the word "keen" twice in the first line. I would never read past that if I were perusing your resume.

JimmyReject 01-16-2003 10:18 AM

I guess i'm too keen.

Socks 01-16-2003 10:19 AM

I'm just fuckin with ya, but seriously it's bad to repeat words in your resume, especially on the same line. :)

Tell me more about RandomWrestling

Candyman69 01-16-2003 10:22 AM

Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this :Graucho

JimmyReject 01-16-2003 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Candyman69
Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this :Graucho

That's what I'm hoping.

Darren 01-16-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Candyman69
Darrens a good guy, runs a very impressive network of sites in his niche, you'll be paid well

anyone looking for a stable job and to gain lots of experience should be on this :Graucho

Candyman that is very nice of you to say, all the new stuff is being rolled out this month so keep an eye open for it ;)

JimmyReject I have a guy on trial for a week... I am looking to take on one more person but this person must be skilled with graphics at least to a certain level.

JimmyReject 01-16-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Socks
I'm just fuckin with ya, but seriously it's bad to repeat words in your resume, especially on the same line. :)

Tell me more about RandomWrestling

I'll be sure to fix that in my real resume. Thanks for pointing that out dude.

As for RandomWrestling.com, it is a wrestling parody and opinions site.

The below flash probably gives you an idea of our content.

<center><embed width="400" height="300" src="http://www.randomwrestling.com/flash/shootin2.swf"><noembed>Go download Flash MX!</noembed></center></font><br><br>

JimmyReject 01-16-2003 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren


JimmyReject I have a guy on trial for a week... I am looking to take on one more person but this person must be skilled with graphics at least to a certain level.

I can do graphics but I doubt the level you want as i'm not a graphic designer.

If things don't work out with the guy you have on trial let me know.

Thanks

Bad B0y 01-16-2003 12:03 PM

I know about porn and stuff. Lemme know if I'm chosen. :)

SetTheWorldonFire 01-16-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX
Macromedia DreamWorks
is this a new program?

prostock 01-16-2003 12:29 PM

Some of you guys are to much Darren didnt say he wasnt paying and not that it was a trail time ,, if you do like he wants and ask then ya i am sure he will keep you

for you that have made the smart ass remarks that wouldnt get paid and shit like that well all i can say you must be new around here , Darren is a great guy and not here for BULL SHIT i know he has alot going on and i have talk to him many times to help out or what have you ,, so if you are looking for a guy to work for that is bulll shit free trust me he is the guy that is if you can and will do what you say you can do for him :thumbsup

Tuga 01-16-2003 12:38 PM

Darren it seems that whenever I am online you are offline at ICQ but now that I see this post I have to say that I am interested in the job.
I will keep trying to reach you on ICQ.


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