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Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: asia
Posts: 5,590
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Senior citizen texting codes
moderately funny:
* ATD: At The Doctor?s * BFF: Best Friend Farted * BTW: Bring The Wheelchair * BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM: Covered By Medicare * CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center * DWI: Driving While Incontinent * FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers * FWIW: Forgot Where I Was * FYI: Found Your Insulin * GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! * GHA: Got Heartburn Again * HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement * IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On? * LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out * LOL: Living On Lipitor * LWO: Lawrence Welk?s On * OMMR: On My Massage Recliner * OMSG: Oh My ? Sorry, Gas. * ROTFL ? ACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing? And Can?t Get Up * SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop * TTYL: Talk To You Louder * WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? * WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again * WTP: Where?s The Prunes? * WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil * WMDP: Where?s My Damn Phone? * GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In |
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Such Fun!
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 13,900
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Posts: 27,047
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