BJ

moderately funny:


* ATD: At The Doctor?s
* BFF: Best Friend Farted
* BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
* BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM: Covered By Medicare
* CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
* DWI: Driving While Incontinent
* FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
* FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
* FYI: Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
* GHA: Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
* LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL: Living On Lipitor
* LWO: Lawrence Welk?s On
* OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG: Oh My ? Sorry, Gas.
* ROTFL ? ACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing? And Can?t Get Up
* SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
* TTYL: Talk To You Louder
* WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
* WTP: Where?s The Prunes?
* WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
* WMDP: Where?s My Damn Phone?
* GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In