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So it had been a week since I last masturbated or had sex....

12-13-2010, 09:25 PM

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.
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12-13-2010, 09:28 PM

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12-13-2010, 09:31 PM

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Thanks for sharing.

No problem I felt the need to get it out.
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12-13-2010, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

if you were fat it would have been a twinkie.

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12-13-2010, 09:46 PM

Must have been the pics of Aaliyah posted today here that made you blow your load.

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12-13-2010, 09:50 PM

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12-13-2010, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

No problem I felt the need to get it out.

I'll bet you did.

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12-13-2010, 09:52 PM

The one time I'm really grateful there were no pics.
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12-14-2010, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

Did you use a picture or a video of Aaliyah to rub it out?

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12-14-2010, 05:20 AM

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12-14-2010, 05:22 AM

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12-14-2010, 05:34 AM

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12-14-2010, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.
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12-14-2010, 05:52 AM

What about that booty call on Friday? LOL, loser!
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12-14-2010, 06:02 AM

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Must have been the pics of Aaliyah posted today here that made you blow your load.

Good one!
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12-14-2010, 06:09 AM

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12-14-2010, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by Adraco

Did you use a picture or a video of Aaliyah to rub it out?

No I used the same pic of your mother that she gave me two years ago.
I can't stand using new jerk off material
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12-14-2010, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

So it had been a week since I last masturbated or had sex.... I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

Really, because I could have sworn just a few days ago you were bragging about the booty call you had coming over right after you claimed Aaliyah was getting fat.

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12-11-2010, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

U are all lucky I have time to type to you on a Friday night before my booty call gets here.

i should show her this thread since she hates aaliyah more than her stubborn belly fat.

I guess I'm just "throwing shade cause you're shining like a lamp."

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Haters throwing shade cause I'm shining like a lamp.

Douchebag.

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12-14-2010, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

No I used the same pic of your mother that she gave me two years ago.
I can't stand using new jerk off material

Oh, I know this game, I want to play too!

Aaliyah gave you a picture of my mom? Wow, didn't know they were friends, now I really long to go home for Christmas. Mom friends with Aaliyah, wow, then we have many good talks ahead of us. Thanks for sharing!

Oh, and that booty call last Friday, you blew it, right?

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12-14-2010, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

No I used the same pic of your mother that she gave me two years ago.
I can't stand using new jerk off material

Have fun with the ban, you need to read Eric's new rules.

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12-14-2010, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

Have fun with the ban, you need to read Eric's new rules.

he didnt post the pic

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12-14-2010, 10:27 AM

Eric please ban me for jerking off to pics of these webmasters mothers'

Do I have to throw away the videos too?
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12-14-2010, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Adraco

Oh, I know this game, I want to play too!

Aaliyah gave you a picture of my mom? Wow, didn't know they were friends, now I really long to go home for Christmas. Mom friends with Aaliyah, wow, then we have many good talks ahead of us. Thanks for sharing!

Oh, and that booty call last Friday, you blew it, right?

Actually I DID NOT blow it. she blew me.
u can check her pics out on her website.

I write jokes, I am a comedian. I write jokes and test them on my FB mostly but seeing as though you guys have no lives you are a better captive audience.

Plus- I love seeing just how ignorant most of you are.
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12-14-2010, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by JFK

he didnt post the pic

"Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families"

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12-14-2010, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Eric please ban me for jerking off to pics of these webmasters mothers'

Do I have to throw away the videos too?

I could of sworn, you knew how to broker sex tapes

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12-14-2010, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

"Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families"

How about this?

Are you three fucking years old?

PS your mother gives GREAT head, better than AAliyah ever did

PS my ex puts the "AA" in aaliyah
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12-14-2010, 10:39 AM

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I could of sworn, you knew how to broker sex tapes

I can't get 2257 docs from their parents- They didn't have birth certificates in prehistoric times.
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12-14-2010, 12:56 PM

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I can't get 2257 docs from their parents- They didn't have birth certificates in prehistoric times.

some of them used stone tablets

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12-14-2010, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I write jokes, I am a comedian.

Whoever told you that is the one with the jokes.
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12-14-2010, 01:02 PM

Heres the pic for those of you that missed it.
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12-14-2010, 01:06 PM

Fuck that, get some new celeb scandals going so I can make bank!

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12-14-2010, 01:07 PM

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Fuck that, get some new celeb scandals going so I can make bank!

They are coming ....trust me they are coming.
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12-14-2010, 02:09 PM

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12-14-2010, 02:24 PM

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12-14-2010, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

The thread title sounds like your at Catholic confession.

That will be 100 Hail Marys.

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12-14-2010, 03:27 PM

You should have tossed that bitch in the microwave, and then flung it at the closest person, female preferred!!!!Call it a "Nut Napalm"
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12-14-2010, 03:32 PM

so hows the whore capri doing.lol

i hear shes dropping the lawsuit against charlie, plus the cops said they wont file charges against charlie.. plus i hear from the grape pines she has charlie's watch..lol

you suck at pr, lying bastard, and your whore is toast

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12-14-2010, 03:36 PM

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12-14-2010, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by xxweekxx

so hows the whore capri doing.lol

i hear shes dropping the lawsuit against charlie, plus the cops said they wont file charges against charlie.. plus i hear from the grape pines she has charlie's watch..lol

you suck at pr, lying bastard, and your whore is toast

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12-14-2010, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal

I finally blew a nut tonight and a marshmallow came out.

I thought you masturbated every time you looked in the mirror which was several times a day.

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12-14-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by will76

I thought you masturbated every time you looked in the mirror which was several times a day.

His hairline has receded and belly proceeded to a point where he can no longer get himself off looking in the mirror, even with his favorite La Coste shirt on.

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12-14-2010, 07:03 PM

KB got himself so worked up for my last post, he went and got himself banned.

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12-14-2010, 07:31 PM

I know a chick who shits graham crackers and a tranny who pisses hershey chocolate. Would you like their numbers?

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12-14-2010, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by xxweekxx

so hows the whore capri doing.lol

i hear shes dropping the lawsuit against charlie, plus the cops said they wont file charges against charlie.. plus i hear from the grape pines she has charlie's watch..lol

you suck at pr, lying bastard, and your whore is toast

wow, that is pretty fucked up if it's true

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12-14-2010, 07:41 PM

more marketing genius.
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12-14-2010, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by Agent 488

more marketing genius.

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12-15-2010, 06:10 AM

I think this thread was more successful than Kfizzle's marketing of MiddleMen.

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12-15-2010, 06:12 AM

Originally posted by will76

I think this thread was more successful than Kfizzle's marketing of MiddleMen.

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12-15-2010, 06:30 AM

Originally posted by will76

I think this thread was more successful than Kfizzle's marketing of MiddleMen.

well, he got what he wanted................

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