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Old 01-14-2003, 07:03 PM   #1
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Never mind Tongues freezing to metal...

And you thought it sucked to have your tongue frozen to the swingset in winter...
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:05 PM   #2
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ouch!!!
must be really cold
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:07 PM   #3
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must be really embarassing!
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:08 PM   #4
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someone else should have pissed on it for him. With the time it took to grab warm water from a chemist the freeze burn on his cock would be ridiculous.. i've had month long burn marks from the coils in the fridge after putting the milk back and hitting it with the top of my finger after it had been defrosted... on the head of your cock... without treatment.. he'll be lucky not to scar too badly..
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:13 PM   #5
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When I think of tongues sticking to metal, what comes to mind is:




Quote:
Originally said by Ralphie

"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time!?

Originally said by Santa

?You?ll shoot your eye out, kid.?
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:44 PM   #6
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just goes to show that you can't urinate just anywhere as I am sure he found out first hand.
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Old 01-14-2003, 08:11 PM   #7
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That's nothing a warm blowjob couldn't have fixed!
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Old 01-14-2003, 09:33 PM   #8
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i bet he was piss drunk
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:29 AM   #9
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um, i just had a scene from Christmas Story (you'll shoot your eye out) flash in my mind. ouch!
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:33 AM   #10
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I dunno if you whipped it out in -30C I would think you would be pissing iciles.
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:42 AM   #11
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Someone must have Triple-Dog dared him lol
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Old 01-15-2003, 12:52 AM   #12
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oh fudge
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