Never mind Tongues freezing to metal...
 

ouch!!!
must be really cold

must be really embarassing!

someone else should have pissed on it for him. With the time it took to grab warm water from a chemist the freeze burn on his cock would be ridiculous.. i've had month long burn marks from the coils in the fridge after putting the milk back and hitting it with the top of my finger after it had been defrosted... on the head of your cock... without treatment.. he'll be lucky not to scar too badly..

When I think of tongues sticking to metal, what comes to mind is:

just goes to show that you can't urinate just anywhere as I am sure he found out first hand.

That's nothing a warm blowjob couldn't have fixed! :Graucho

i bet he was piss drunk :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

um, i just had a scene from Christmas Story (you'll shoot your eye out) flash in my mind. ouch!

I dunno if you whipped it out in -30C I would think you would be pissing iciles.

Someone must have Triple-Dog dared him lol

oh fudge