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Old 12-03-2010, 03:56 AM   #1
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:stoned Widest mouth in the world

Get ready for something truly jaw-dropping. Francisco Domingo Joaquim, a 20-year-old from Angola, has a mouth so stretchy it earned him a Guinness World Record for widest mouth on the planet. Man's elastic mouth measures 17 cm wide.





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Old 12-03-2010, 03:57 AM   #2
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How is he able to open his mouth so wide?
I could not do that, even if the skin was not holding the jaws together.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:01 AM   #3
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:04 AM   #4
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Wow that's insane
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:05 AM   #5
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I thought I'd see Julia Roberts in here.
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Great to scare kids and blow elephants - but is there any practical use to being able to do that?
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its not amazing, they have a disease witch makes there skin like rubber.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:41 AM   #11
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:42 AM   #12
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Old 12-03-2010, 06:53 AM   #13
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Old 12-03-2010, 07:08 AM   #14
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If his skin is that stretchy stuff must just fall out the side of his mouth as he eats.
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:19 AM   #15
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:51 AM   #16
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Old 12-03-2010, 10:31 AM   #17
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I knew a guy like that. Could put a coke can in his mouth sideways and shut his lips.
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Old 12-03-2010, 10:50 AM   #21
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:07 AM   #22
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its not amazing, they have a disease witch makes there skin like rubber.
Not positive about the first guy but it is a genetic disorder that causes the body to incorrectly create collagen usually resulting in very elastic skin though that is by no means the only manifestation.
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:25 PM   #27
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