DANK is a FAKE!!!

[DiabeticRage]

Now this is a bunch of bullshit! Ive known Dank for many years. Dank does not have the smarts to make such meaningful posts on the internet! He is a great photographer, but he is dumb as fuck when it comes to computers.

I dont believe for one minute that Dank is the real Dan Churchill.

You are an imposter!!!

[boneprone]

who do you think he is then Mr Rage?

[DiabeticRage]

Actually I think he is you! I think that once again you are using Danks name for your own selfish gain.

I know he's does photoshoots for you and stuff,but there is no way that he has the smarts to write as eloquently as seen on his posts.

You have always minupulated Dank like he's your little puppet. This shit should stop!

[Exxxotica]

Rage...calm down man...take your insulin or somthing.

I hear what you are saying. Ive sort of been wondering that myself. But never really thought about it that too hard. A lot of the things Dank posts about, only Dank could know. Him and Bone are pretty good friends, but I dont think Bone would do somthing like that.

But then again...I cant figure out why Dank never contacts me on ICQ...but responds to me on this board.

[DiabeticRage]

So where is Dank now? What does he have to say about this?

[aprilkorova]

In the begining, I also thought Dank was just Boneprone having some fun. Kind of an alter ego, where he could be a little more confrontational or whatever . I think it was the way the first few posts seemed to me. Anyhoo, don't really care. You all could be the same person for all I know LOL.

Hey Boneprone & Exxxotica, am I gonna see your country Oregonian asses at the convention?

[DiabeticRage]

Yeah, Ive seen Dank in Vegas too!

What do you have to say about this Mr. Bone?

[Exxxotica]

WTF? Where did you find that at? What's that all about?


April...Im going to try and make it to the convention. Im gald you decided to go

[DiabeticRage]

Bone, I also think you are posting as Sweet Jimmy too.

Why are you are the only person on this board he doesnt fuck with? Dont tell me its because you are some porn bigshot either. The dude fucks with the Hun, but not with you?

[Exxxotica]

Bone...you are Sweet Jimmy? SHIT! That means I am your nephew! You are Uncle Jimmy! Why didnt I figure that out before!

[dank]

Hello, you stupid fucks it's me DANK.......Dan Churchill! Duuuhh! Boneprone is not Dank and neither is any one else but me.........Fucking A............I just get back from Las Vegas this morning and this is what I have to come home to?!?

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[dank]

I can't write eloquent enough to be posting shit on this site huh? Thanks. You don't know me that well.!

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[DiabeticRage]

Im lost.

If I am related to you, and exxxotica is your nephew, does that mean Im related to exxxotica? Do I fucking know him? Or is it a her, I dont know anymore.

[DiabeticRage]

Dank, that is not you!

[dank]

I'm the one that posted anal sex made easy...? I posted Alcohol laws, sex laws, and prostitution laws around the world!

Not Boneprone!

I also am the one ......Dan Churhcill who posted new content provider needs advice (go visit it) and the post about what exercises you do when you think you're getting fat!

Not Boneprone!!!!
Me!
Dan!
This is me with out brainbusting!

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[dank]

Yes it is you big stupid fuckhead!!!
I'll kick your ass!!!

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[dank]

Hello Kyle?!?

Dank is not a fake he is ME....Dan.......not Mike!

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[dank]

Ok, if you don't hink that Dank is me..........Dan Churchill.........then ask me a question and I'll prove it! Go ahead! Ask me anything!

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[dank]

Ok, people.......I've been posting on this site for almost 2 weeks now !

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[Susan]

If boneprone is dank then he is hiding the use of his 2 periods.. well

guess who else uses 2 periods.. in the same places ?

wish we could see the ip log

[boneprone]

suasan goot point.. You used to work for the fbi or something?? Never noticed that!

[dank]

Trust me Boneprone. I have it under control. Just go to my newest post effective just now.

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[sweetjimmy]

Shit, looks like the cats out of the bag. Or the cat is with Dank, Sigfried and Roy.

[Exxxotica]

Hey RoidRage... It is Dank...I just talked to him a few minutes ago. I had my doubts too, but they are reassured now.

Dan wants to know what the hell you are doing on an adult webmaster board anyways? We all thought you were anti-porn? Are you getting tired of your bible groups?

He's also not to fond of that little picture you made either. If you had any class, you would remove it from your post.

Somtimes you just go too far.

[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 04-08-2001).]

[boneprone]

Im really dank.. I wanna be dank.. Please let me be dank.

[sweetjimmy]

If I'm Boneprone, and Boneprone is Dank, then that means I'm Dank. Right on!

[Lord Assmore]

A perfect syllogism. Aristotle would have been pleased.

[candy]

I was told that I would find this funny.. And I do find it funny..

Thanks dank for calling me and pointing this all out to my attention.

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Candy
http://www.candypost.com

[boneprone]

problems in paradise?

[dank]

Ok, listen, Boneprone isn't Dank and SweetJimmy isn't Dank.

It's me....Dan.....I'm Dank.

And yeah, anytime Candy baby.

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[dank]

Lord Assmore what the hell is a syllojizm?
Huh huh......he said jizm....huh huh.

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[tenletters]

Originally posted by Susan:
If boneprone is dank then he is hiding the use of his 2 periods.. well

guess who else uses 2 periods.. in the same places ?

wish we could see the ip log

Candy also uses the two periods and claimed to be broneprone in one of the post today.

They all also put a period before their punctuation marks sometimes....

So Broneprone = Dank, Candy, SweetJimmy, and ?? .

Sounds like someome wants that DVD bad!! lol

[sweetjimmy]

Dammit Dank don't you remember when I took critical thinking in college?

[sweetjimmy]

Oh and Exxxotica don't tell anyone about that bath you took with Uncle Jimmy. Lets just keep that a secret between you an...oh shit I guess it's not really a secret if I write that here.

[sweetjimmy]

Hey Jollyman RoidRage... It be Dank. Ya' know?..I plum rapped t'him some few minutes ago. 'S coo', bro. ah' had mah' doubts too, but dey is reassho' mand now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Dan wantsa know whut de hell ya' is hangin' on an adult webmasta' bo'd anyways? We all dought ya' wuz anti-po'n? Is you digtin' tired uh yo' bible groups? He's also not t'fond uh dat little picture ya' made eider. Ah be baaad... If ya' had any class, ya' would remove it fum yo' post. Man! Somtimes ya' plum go too far. Ah be baaad...

[mr. mpg]

Dank is indeed mr. churchill. I seen his name
pop up on my caller id when he phoned me on
saturday.

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[boneprone]

Did I call you? I dont remember? Maybe it was sweet Jimmy? Or was it Dank? Not sure who I was!

[boneprone]

where is Dank? He went to a jack shack last night and didnt make it back!! Im worried!

[ebartman]

YOu guys are all fucked ... i know who the real fucking DANK is and when he sees how people have been slandering his name as theirs, all shit's gonna break loose.

A little story...most of the shit you've been reading on these posts about Dank is very much true, but that is only have of the story. The Real Dank is now, sadly, only a legend...he found God about one year ago and has disappeared to who knows...a monestary perhaps? He is like Don McLean, the famous singer of 'American Pie' and 'Starry starry night'; Mr. McLean also found God and turned his back away from the music and the fans, much as Mr. Dank has.

If you dig a little deeper, do a bit more research, and delve into the lore of the LA party scene and the sex trade of New York and Miami Beach, you will find that Dank has been a God and he has many followers that to this day, still wonder if Dank could be their next door neighbor, maybe their children's teacher, maybe their pastor, or maybe the homeless man pushing the cart along the street.

You see, Dank is no more. He will not return, for I once rode the posse with him for 2 years, and then he was brainwashed. Holy shit, if the real Dank is indeed on this board, then we should be gracing his name in the annuls of the greatest comebacks of human achievement. Dank is truly one of a kind, never copied, never replicated, never disgraced. I highly doubt that the real Dank is on this board, but I will hold out a bit of hope that I will once again be touched with the blessings of the Great DANK.

So fuck you usernames of Boneprone, Dank, exxxotica, DiabeticRage, and all the rest of you imposters. YOu cannot take a legend and claim him as your own identity, that is plain wrong, unjust, and if you want to fuck with this joking around any longer, may I say that the Real DANK find you and give you the 12 famous squirts up your assholes, down your throats, and may you feel the vegence of the Great Dank.

[boneprone]

you sure about this?

[boneprone]

I think dank really is dead. He's been gone a while. Dank Where are you!! The city is under attack and we need you to save the day.. Dank.. Dank... Dank...

Where are you!

[This message has been edited by boneprone (edited 04-10-2001).]

[dank]

Ebartman-

Thank you for setting some things straight, but I didn't come in here my friend with some other name claiming to be Dank. I came onto this board from the beginning as Dank because I AM DANK...the REAL DANK!

Boneprone, SweetJimmy, Candy, Exxxotica and DiabeticRage are not Dank!!

For the love of Allah (God)! I, Dan Churchill am DANK!!!

And I love porn and I'm not leaving it. Although I did leave it for a short while.......I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!! And I won't be leaving again any time soon!

I'm heavily involved in the industry and I Love It!

So if you wanna call me an Urban Legend then the story goes on and the Legend continues!

And I never left. I'm not living next door to anybody and nobody's wondering who the fuck I am except for you guys

However, you can all ask your little fuckin sisters who I am cuz I probably fucked them all!!!

Let it be known right here right now that I, Dan Churchill, am the one and the only....original....never to be copied.....the real.......DANK!!!!!!!

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[dank]

And a lot of you motherfuckers come in here running your mouth saying that you know who Dank is and I don't even know who the FUCK you are! Anyone who knows Dank is also known by Dank so If I don't know you then don't you all go running your fuckin mouths!

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[sweetjimmy]

Yeah I think I'm convinced Dank is dead.

[sweetjimmy]

shit i don't think i should of wrote those two dank posts above. sorry if i confused anyone.

[boneprone]

God rest his soul.
we will miss him.

[boneprone]

this imposter dank would never say he doesnt know us.. the real dank knows all. I am saddened that anyone would pretend to be dank, cause the real dank is a humble knowing and caring person.. He would never be mad if someone climed to know him or of him..

The real dank knows us all... But I still think there may be a chance the real dank is still alive.. Dan Churchill-Dank are you really still alive?

[Exxxotica]

Im sorry to hear about Dan. He was a really good guy.

My prayers are with his family.

[boneprone]

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Dank aka Dan Churchill


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Last seen: April 10th, 2001

Location last seen: Sugar Shack Jack Shack

Responds To: Hey You, Dank, Doung, Dan, here danny.

Note: Presumed dead. Like Elvis spotings and false claims as to being dank have occured.


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If found please contact us at the GFY board ASAP.

[dank]

And why then would you try to show sympathy for me on a post that is about me being a fake?

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