Web Development & Copy Writing (also in German!)
Hello, my wonderful peoples.
Since I just spent too many months surfing in Costa Rica and blowing off any semblance of adult responsibility, I'm starting to feel the heat from various entities (en-titties?) wanting me to pay bills.
Surfing AND getting laid. It was worth it.
Anyways. This gives you the amazingly wonderful opportunity to spend some money on my wide ranging astonishing talents. What do you need?
Here's what I can do:
- Web design - semi decent. I wouldn't necessarily recommend me first, but I can get it done, and nobody will make fun of your site. And they'll sign up for your stuff. If it's good stuff.
- Whole sites - pretty good. If you want real content managed sites, integrated stores, forums, galleries, transparent feeds for many of the big video sites, pay-per-clip, etc, then I'm your guy. Actually, I'm better than most of the flunkies that apparently built most of the crap I keep seeing out there. Seriously. Don't hire a flunky. Hire me.
- Copywriting - I write stuff. Is it good? If you pay well for it, then yes. Yes it is. I can hook you up in German too, lots of sex starved freakos over there. Passable Spanish, French, Hungarian too, but I would really only recommend me for English and German.
- Amazing business ideas - if you need those, hopefully you're totally loaded and ready to do some stuff that'll take some real effort. If you like surfing in Costa Rica, then I wouldn't recommend me for that either. It'd take up a whole lot of your time (but also make you a ton of cash money).
There you have it. I don't even like to read e-mail unless it involves something above at least $2k. I won't rip you off, just check in if you need something that, if not today, then at least over a reasonably brief time period will net at least something in that range.
That's it. My first post. Bring it on!
Since I just spent too many months surfing in Costa Rica and blowing off any semblance of adult responsibility, I'm starting to feel the heat from various entities (en-titties?) wanting me to pay bills.
Surfing AND getting laid. It was worth it.
Anyways. This gives you the amazingly wonderful opportunity to spend some money on my wide ranging astonishing talents. What do you need?
Here's what I can do:
- Web design - semi decent. I wouldn't necessarily recommend me first, but I can get it done, and nobody will make fun of your site. And they'll sign up for your stuff. If it's good stuff.
- Whole sites - pretty good. If you want real content managed sites, integrated stores, forums, galleries, transparent feeds for many of the big video sites, pay-per-clip, etc, then I'm your guy. Actually, I'm better than most of the flunkies that apparently built most of the crap I keep seeing out there. Seriously. Don't hire a flunky. Hire me.
- Copywriting - I write stuff. Is it good? If you pay well for it, then yes. Yes it is. I can hook you up in German too, lots of sex starved freakos over there. Passable Spanish, French, Hungarian too, but I would really only recommend me for English and German.
- Amazing business ideas - if you need those, hopefully you're totally loaded and ready to do some stuff that'll take some real effort. If you like surfing in Costa Rica, then I wouldn't recommend me for that either. It'd take up a whole lot of your time (but also make you a ton of cash money).
There you have it. I don't even like to read e-mail unless it involves something above at least $2k. I won't rip you off, just check in if you need something that, if not today, then at least over a reasonably brief time period will net at least something in that range.
That's it. My first post. Bring it on!