How to be a whale?

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  • DatePoster
    So Fucking What
    • Mar 2011
    • 1053

    #1

    How to be a whale?

    Lets hear it Paul, no wall of text no porn is dead stuff. Straight up how does one become a super affilate???
    Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac
  • pornmasta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jun 2006
    • 20016

    #2
    he need to eat krills

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    • DatePoster
      So Fucking What
      • Mar 2011
      • 1053

      #3
      Not eating one krill until Paul says that works
      Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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      • pornmasta
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jun 2006
        • 20016

        #4
        yes you are right it's safer...

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        • Paul Markham
          Too old to care
          • Jun 2001
          • 52942

          #5
          It is possible and don't let any of the fools tell you it's not or build a time machine.

          Buy or create a custom Tube program.

          Buy or create a good domain name. Can be simple like pornhub. porncentral, pornshop, pornshops, yourpornshop, they might be taken but think around those kind of names.

          Then buy some kick ass servers, you may be able to rent in the beginning, but think like a whale to become a whale. Minnows and krill get eaten by whales.

          Buy every cheap video blowout you can find. I would say 2,000 would be a good start.

          Register with every sponsor giving away free videos.

          Start the long job of converting and uploading.

          SEO is a must, so get on top of that. You will need content for porn stars to help this job.

          Probably need to think in terms of hiring a few people to help. Also facilitate UGC.

          Start link building on a massive scale.

          Start telling people on social networks of your new Tube. Including GFY. This is essential IMO.

          The rest is down to your skills, ability to work hard and funds to finance the operation until you can stop investing and start selling 1,000 clicks for $4.

          Or build a time machine.



          Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
          PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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          • DamianJ
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2006
            • 15808

            #6
            Funny stuff

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            • DatePoster
              So Fucking What
              • Mar 2011
              • 1053

              #7
              Originally posted by Paul Markham
              It is possible and don't let any of the fools tell you it's not or build a time machine.

              Buy or create a custom Tube program.

              Buy or create a good domain name. Can be simple like pornhub. porncentral, pornshop, pornshops, yourpornshop, they might be taken but think around those kind of names.

              Then buy some kick ass servers, you may be able to rent in the beginning, but think like a whale to become a whale. Minnows and krill get eaten by whales.

              Buy every cheap video blowout you can find. I would say 2,000 would be a good start.

              Register with every sponsor giving away free videos.

              Start the long job of converting and uploading.

              SEO is a must, so get on top of that. You will need content for porn stars to help this job.

              Probably need to think in terms of hiring a few people to help. Also facilitate UGC.

              Start link building on a massive scale.

              Start telling people on social networks of your new Tube. Including GFY. This is essential IMO.

              The rest is down to your skills, ability to work hard and funds to finance the operation until you can stop investing and start selling 1,000 clicks for $4.

              Or build a time machine.
              I think Id rather sell crack.......... Or smoke it
              Its raining white women, my prayers have been answered! Well she better move cause I been praying for a Cadillac

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              • Paul Markham
                Too old to care
                • Jun 2001
                • 52942

                #8
                Originally posted by twerktube
                I think Id rather sell crack.......... Or smoke it
                It's easier.

                Or just be in the piracy business, like some are led to believe will never be stopped.

                Last edited by Paul Markham; 10-20-2012, 04:31 AM.



                Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500.
                PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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                • nico-t
                  emperor of my world
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 29903

                  #9

                  asking this question to Paul Markham is like asking DVTimes how to tie your shoes

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                  • epitome
                    So Fucking Lame
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 12156

                    #10
                    I guess Paul (since he doesn't have traffic) doesn't realize that you can push 10+ GBPS on a CDN with very few mediocre origin servers if your code is optimized.

                    But yeah, go ahead and rent 30 servers in hopes of getting traffic so you have no money left when you could have just as easily scaled.

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                    • epitome
                      So Fucking Lame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nico-t

                      asking this question to Paul Markham is like asking DVTimes how to tie your shoes


                      His advice was laughable.

                      He's talked endlessly about how tubes ruined the biz and his advice is to start a tube.

                      #fuckingidiot

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